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first for bomes
no thot zone. only farm living now
h a r l a n d
yes
pom poms piss me off
honestly, fuck yogi bear, that furry fuck can die in a fire
Lisa Simpson is the worst Simpson character
sneed
you might be right
var tier posts
>ooo look at me I play the saxophone
>ooo look at me i'm unpopular at school
>ooo look at me I'm an activist
>ooo look at me i'm the smartest
>ooo look at me i'm a vegetarian now
>ooo look at me i'm a buddhist now
>ooo look at me i'm a blogger now
fuck off lisa
unironically knew a guy exactly like this except instead of saxophone it was spanish guitar
>hey guys i got mala beads i'm a buddhist now
the show would have been ok if they kept making fun of lisa for doing all this dumb shit but instead they embraced it and now she's literally the most influential character in the show with this bullshit
and fuck marge too
are all adam sandler movies bad?
the good writers for simpsons bailed to work on futurama
then they bailed to go have successful careers elsewhere since they worked on the golden age of simpsons and futurama and were actual GOOD writers
now all thats left if the same kind of cunts who write for SNL with no sense of humor other than social media
idk it seems Click was when they started getting really shitty, before then they tended to be at least 6/10 worth keeping on in the background
and then there's...
this...
youtube.com
holy fucking shit, I thought Ben Stiller and Adam Sandlere were the same person
I was 100% convinced that Meet The Parents was an Adam Sandler movie but it's fucking Ben Stiller
what the fuck
that movie where he goes to prison and makes piss wine was pretty good
Little Nicky was trash
Click was ok
Anger Management was ok, I think...
I liked Billy Madison
don't remember the rest, was he in that movie where god goes on a vacation and he has to be a god for a while?
ummmm based??
no wait that's Jim Carrey
thinking about McDonalds Deluxe Chocolate Milkshake
especially the whipped cream that tastes like nothing and makes you feel like puking
why do I want to eat it now
>fast food
wrong pic w/e
i'm pretty sure a cheeseburger is much better for you than spaghetti with ketchup
this is how i resist americanization
imagine being born in a country that is world famous for it's delicious cuisine and you end up eating fucking spaghetti with ketchup, the staple food of clueless poor people
>literally meat, bread, and cheese
>usually with vegetables on top
>UGH SO UNHEALTHY UGH CAN YOU LIKE NOT
reminder to ignore "health" shills
you are so gullible bruce
>n-no i don't actually eat it h-haha i was just kidding
yeah right
where can my penis go
Who is this?
Just realized that dude is married
newfag
My boomer parents seem to really love the nanny state all of a sudden
just came back from a walk
that was not me
liar
sometimes I think the finn is a sane, normal person
you're infected now bud
>sometimes i think
doubt it
var-kun... don't be such a tsundere >_>
my heart still goes doki doki for you
...
I just used my neti-pot. Any fellow neti-pot aficionados here?
time for a beer
the end of the world lads
its rly comfy tho
every president to have ever sent American soldiers abroad without asking congress for a declaration of war beforehand should be arrested
all the ones who are dead should have their corpses or bones prosecuted in a show trial
prove me wrong
utterly disgusting
this reminds me what a retarded 4th grader would do for attention
their corpses or bomes HAHAHAHAHAHA EPICCC
it's literally just water in your fucking nose you little girl
does it feel good?
my nose feels very dry sometimes and it's annoying
sounds like someone stole your lunch money
I mean, I guess it would, but that's not really the point of it. It's to flush out your sinuses. My head always feels better after I do it, also sometimes makes breathing easier.
but does it feel good?
boredom has taken over my entire body and mind
soon enough i will be one with the chair
together we shall sit forever until reality decays into nothingness
seek help
bengay on penor
It feels cathartic. Nothing like watching a bunch of mucus waterfall out of your nostrils.
only if you are a masochist
yes or no maofucker
where the fuck is herault
no, it's extremely painful and unpleasant, that's why I have recommended it twice to you already
based masochist
I heard that putting toothpaste on your balls is extremely painful
kinda want to try it
don't do that, it makes mustard gas
you wont
pussy ass bitch
no but youll probably get eczema
more like czechzema haha
why would you get eczema
take a guess