/brit/

one of the few big bottles they had left was captain morgan
all the alchies are coming out of the woodwork

Worth working at a supermarket as a temp?

things i am surprised there hasn't been a run on yet:
booze
petrol
pot noodles

>Meanwhile, an intensive care chief in Lombardy said 50% of his patients were younger than 65. And in Brescia a female supermarket checkout worker died, adding to fears about the contagion

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It doesn't work

yeah why not

Worth wanking at a supermarket as a temp?

Yeah if you want to die

this edgy just-a-flu zoomer lot are cringe and clueless

Coronavirus is an excuse to sack workers, reduce wages, create fear and incite hate against the PRC,.

I was left to pick between Kronenbourg and Fosters when I got to Tesco yesterday. Grim.

Supply chains FINISHED there will be no food on the shelves soon

It's not that easy to hoard petrol

Where are you gonna go with all the petrol?

Going to get a supermarket temp job now theyll be easy to get and just steal like mad

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literally is just a bad flu though
it won't even kill as many as the 1957 wave, i reckon

just found out the smirnoff is british

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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:22 No.119935868▶
>janny must've died of the old 'rona
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:25 No.119935871▶
>Just got exposed to a big viral load
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:32 No.119935883▶
> (OP)
>Based
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:41 No.119935895▶
>
>Huh so the gays only pozz because it's treatable?
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:53 No.119935908▶
>Coughing and spluttering
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:53:56 No.119935911▶
>just got the last of the carling at the co-op
>bloody animals went straight for the booze
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:20 No.119935944▶
>
>yup we're relatively social distancing because of this
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:34 No.119935960▶
>Thought: if you can correctly tell what someone’s political ideology is by who they want to let die then maybe their motives are less than honest
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:40 No.119935966▶
>
>one of the few big bottles they had left was captain morgan
>all the alchies are coming out of the woodwork
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:43 No.119935969▶
>Worth working at a supermarket as a temp?
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:54 No.119935984▶
>things i am surprised there hasn't been a run on yet:
>booze
>petrol
>pot noodles
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:54:59 No.119935988▶
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>>Meanwhile, an intensive care chief in Lombardy said 50% of his patients were younger than 65. And in Brescia a female supermarket checkout worker died, adding to fears about the contagion
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Somebody bought all the Cobra at mine, for some reason.

dont care

Everyone knows this illness isnt only a threat to coffin dodgers by now.everyone but the most vehement of denialists and cope artists

Could easily send many men in this thread to intensive care. Possible even kill us

There was a nasty flu that went round in December / early Jan. I’m telling you, that was corona. Bare ppl were sick (including me) complaining of what we now know as the symptoms for corona.

What did tankiemong mean by this?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vietnamese_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian–Vietnamese_War

Collect my scabs for when theres no food

This but unironically.

>Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:09 No.119936001▶
>Worth wanking at a supermarket as a temp?
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:08 No.119936002▶
>
>Yeah if you want to die
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:09 No.119936003▶
>this edgy just-a-flu zoomer lot are cringe and clueless
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:10 No.119936004▶
>Coronavirus is an excuse to sack workers, reduce wages, create fear and incite hate against the PRC,.
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:09 No.119936005▶
>
>I was left to pick between Kronenbourg and Fosters when I got to Tesco yesterday. Grim.
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:22 No.119936019▶
>Supply chains FINISHED there will be no food on the shelves soon
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:48 No.119936050▶
>
>It's not that easy to hoard petrol
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:55:56 No.119936061▶
>
>Where are you gonna go with all the petrol?
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:56:08 No.119936079▶
>File: 1584300160558.jpg (52 KB, 623x702)
>Going to get a supermarket temp job now theyll be easy to get and just steal like mad
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:56:12 No.119936082▶
>
>literally is just a bad flu though
>it won't even kill as many as the 1957 wave, i reckon
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:56:23 No.119936094▶
>just found out the smirnoff is british

Supply chains won't be affected til haulage and logistics workers start dropping. It'll be fine

Bad as in 10 times worse

>itsly’s shit socialised healthcare collapses immediately
>refuses to treat anyone over 65 or with one of a slew of underlying or past conditions
>young people get immediate priority
>lol only old people are dying see its fine says the 20 year old with a similarly if not even more shit socialised healthcare system

no it fucking couldn't you lying bastard
fuck off

bare people were sick? good thing i wrapped up then

whats up with the giant grip on that ak? the rest looks pretty much in scale

heard theres 6000 lorries at Calais trying to deliver food to UK but Macron has commandeered them

Never happened

who do you want to win?

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It wasn't COVID-19. They've traced patient zero to mid November in Wuhan

coping retard mong

*scurries about at dusk going through your bins*

a-any leftovers haha

each one has a potential african bull in there to breed my sister

>til haulage and logistics workers start dropping
and pic related was two and a half weeks ago

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I heard 750 gorrilion have died in the last 10 minutes just in Kent lads.

toilfu cried over the corona situation. couldn't hug her to comfort her because she doesn't want to touch people.

Bad as in 30 times worse at least and a top causer of bacterial pneumonia (which is why antibiotics are in short supply as they need to treat that additionally to the powerful cytokine shock of coronas huge incubation period)

oh the BEAR PEOPLE were sick, were they?
Hmm, who are these fabled BEAR PEOPLE?

lying fear mongering eejit

you know when you've been corona'd

Any fellow chads watching the chase on itv 4

youtube.com/watch?v=wanJQC5KAfo

I've had a good life... had about a thousand women..

drill is the highest IQ genre of music youtube.com/watch?v=XuEx6lNHZjM

See, I'm absolutely convinced of this too. It was one of the worst things I've ever been ill with too, and it baffled doctors, who just ended up dismissing it as "probably a virus", which didn't exactly give me confidence. There were a few times during it where I honestly wondered if it would kill me.

>
>Supply chains won't be affected til haulage and logistics workers start dropping. It'll be fine
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:57:38 No.119936167▶
>
>Bad as in 10 times worse
>>>
>fuck off
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:57:45 No.119936181▶
>
>bare people were sick? good thing i wrapped up then
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:39 No.119936233▶
>
>It wasn't COVID-19. They've traced patient zero to mid November in Wuhan
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:45 No.119936243▶
>
>coping retard mong
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:51 No.119936248▶
>*scurries about at dusk going through your bins*
>a-any leftovers haha
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:59:04 No.119936271▶
>
>each one has a potential african bull in there to breed my sister
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:59:19 No.119936284▶
>File: 1562350864089.png (222 KB, 805x853)
>
>>til haulage and logistics workers start dropping
>and pic related was two and a half weeks ago

My real fear is what happens in Africa, North Korea, Venezuela and Haiti. We should be sending them all of our equipment and doctors.

screeching

I thought it was a viral pneumonia?

So, the pubs are now kill. How does /Brit/ feel about it?

had this also

Women like an alpha who doesnt play by the rules laid, if you hugged her she wouldve shagged you because of the simultaneous alpha display of dominance and comforting sensitivity

its on BBC

I think they call that natural selection.

>
>>
>>Supply chains won't be affected til haulage and logistics workers start dropping. It'll be fine
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:57:38 No.119936167▶
>>
>>Bad as in 10 times worse
>>>>
>>fuck off
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:57:45 No.119936181▶
>>
>>bare people were sick? good thing i wrapped up then
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:39 No.119936233▶
>>
>>It wasn't COVID-19. They've traced patient zero to mid November in Wuhan
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:45 No.119936243▶
>>
>>coping retard mong
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:58:51 No.119936248▶
>>*scurries about at dusk going through your bins*
>>a-any leftovers haha
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:59:04 No.119936271▶
>>
>>each one has a potential african bull in there to breed my sister
>>>>
>> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)18:59:19 No.119936284▶
>>File: 1562350864089.png (222 KB, 805x853)
>>
>>>til haulage and logistics workers start dropping
>>and pic related was two and a half weeks ago

are you lads wearing gloves and masks when you go out to the shops?

sniff coke and wank

African societies seem considerably more robust than ours.

>North Korea
they'll be the only ones who survive desu

What’s your favourite meat? Pork or lamb for me

she literally recoiled away last time i tried to hug her. she's very paranoid.

prove it with an antibody test
NOW

Fuck up you fenian ballix!!

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vietnamese_War
regrettable but both nations have moved on
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian–Vietnamese_War
Vietnam liberated Cambodia from the genocidal Khmer Rouge Pol Pot regime, a puppet of the West

Reckon the local will still open for those in the know.

pork and duck

beef
then lamb and then chicken

daddy will spend his time with me tonight instead of the coated arms

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having a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day thanks to the cockwomble from hell

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haven't changed one bit of my behaviour despite the 'rona

Might start my own undertaker business

Don't care, stocked up on booze earlier.

8 pints of Carlsberg Export
1L of Whyte and Mackay

and a bottle of merlot I'm going to be enjoying tonight. Cheers!

that wasn't paranoia about the virus lad
it was the fact that you're a grotesque virgin freak

Italy revealed of deaths 2/3 are men and 1/3 is women average age of 80 which makes me wonder how fucking old was italy

There isn't one yet.

got a blocked nose, my throat tickles, and i feel like i'm a little tired and faint. is this it?

Fuck sake, absolutely seething that they are closing the gyms, what the fuck am I meant to do now?

wish I had a mask desu

noooooo not the pubs i was so gonna go for a pint :(

guinea fowl

You know what, I don't give a fuck if young people die as well, in fact, I hope they die off like flies. This will significantly improve my life, as I will be more in demand both sexually and in terms of employment. I'm willing to roll the dice. You fucking weak wristed IT nerds getting your panties in a twist about your shit boomer parents or your own worthless lives are less than fucking pathetic.

Yas Forums pounding ground, losing hoap

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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:34 No.119936436▶
>are you lads wearing gloves and masks when you go out to the shops?
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:34 No.119936437▶
>sniff coke and wank
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:37 No.119936441▶
>
>African societies seem considerably more robust than ours.
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:39 No.119936442▶
>
>>North Korea
>they'll be the only ones who survive desu
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:45 No.119936449▶
>What’s your favourite meat? Pork or lamb for me
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:50 No.119936453▶
>
>she literally recoiled away last time i tried to hug her. she's very paranoid.
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:01:50 No.119936454▶
>
>prove it with an antibody test
>NOW
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:07 No.119936464▶
>
>Fuck up you fenian ballix!!
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:14 No.119936470▶
>
>>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Vietnamese_War
>regrettable but both nations have moved on
>>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodian–Vietnamese_War
>Vietnam liberated Cambodia from the genocidal Khmer Rouge Pol Pot regime, a puppet of the West
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:16 No.119936471▶
>
>Reckon the local will still open for those in the know.
>>>
> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:21 No.119936477▶
>
>pork and duck
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:24 No.119936486▶
>
>beef
>then lamb and then chicken
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:27 No.119936489▶
>File: 1o12mo.jpg (30 KB, 600x511)
>
>daddy will spend his time with me tonight instead of the coated arms
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:02:28 No.119936491▶
>File: 1570489676847.jpg (110 KB, 700x1562)
>having a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day thanks to the cockwomble from hell

based

Because youre obviously ugly

Get your head out the sand deano

if you're perfectly healthy and not old as fuck, it's a non-issue

26% are over 65.

North Sentinelese don't look so primitive now eh?

>coronavirus

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smoked salmon or beef

didn't ask

being a guardian columnist obviously doesn't pay well...

duck or chicken (honourable mention to cock)

arse in tights?

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>Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:26 No.119936561▶
>
>based
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:29 No.119936562▶
>
>Because youre obviously ugly
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:30 No.119936564▶
>
>Get your head out the sand deano
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:37 No.119936569▶
>
>
>if you're perfectly healthy and not old as fuck, it's a non-issue
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:40 No.119936572▶
>
>26% are over 65.
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:03:41 No.119936573▶
>North Sentinelese don't look so primitive now eh?
>No.119936592▶
>File: 1506632267935.jpg (20 KB, 174x226)
>>coronavirus
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:04:10 No.119936599▶
>
>smoked salmon or beef
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:04:10 No.119936600▶
>didn't ask
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:04:10 No.119936601▶
>
>being a guardian columnist obviously doesn't pay well...
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:04:13 No.119936604▶
>
>duck or chicken (honourable mention to cock)
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> Anonymous 03/20/20(Fri)19:04:14 No.119936605▶
>File: kbva01.jpg (85 KB, 960x1280)
>arse in tights?

Nice joke but we've already hugged 80 times

Pubs are closed but working men's clubs won't.
My normal life is evidently known as social isolation

might invoke my grandad's IRA creds from way back to secure myself a comfy existence when they take over and I'm too pussy nd out of shape to join after they take the reigns post covid haha

It is but the way it works is to turn your immune system against you and overwhelm it so you cant fight it off as easily which has the side effect of making you highly susceptible to bacterial oneumonia and it doesnt matter how clean your hospital is its still a hot bed for infection

Mate says he's already spoken to the landlord and we're on for unlimited lockins at the local, just ring his mobile when you're at the back door.

legit i'm not joking. does anybody have or know anyone who has it? whats the early stages like?

>which makes me wonder how fucking old was italy
Extremely
They went underneath replacement fertility in the mid 1960s
Old people is all they have.

>Nice joke but we've already hugged 80 times

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>80 times
shagged her behind the bins at your office more times than that

Big fat uncut white british anglo saxon cock

What do we think of the last airbender lads?

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How could the IRA take over anything they couldn't even get a bunch of scotsmen out of Northern Ireland.

latest image from cheadle

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Why the fuck do they have to close the gym? People should be exercising to keep healthy, it’s all safe there’s disinfectant stations throughout the gym. Just give everything a wipe before and after use and you won’t catch anything

i only have 5
dont think it's gonna be enough to make it through the next 18 months til they get a vaccine

RIP m8

did NOT ask

>Sharp increase in Moscow "pneumonia" cases fuels fears over government-reported coronavirus statistics

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its all mad

tell em to drive on the left

i'm convinced that i am going to lose my job now

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it's almost as if nothing has changed from last time

Was walking through Newcastle just then and the amonut of animals trying to get their last swill down at the pub... It makes you sick

because if you have the virus you pass it on through sweat

Where is safe from virus?

breaking: Italy launching milk truck to contain the spread

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>Oh no I'm going to shrink back to normal size!

it's a fever and a cough

Just a coincidence lad
Russia is based

Wow you clearly know so much more about corona than everyone else

I'm worried about all the old blokes who come in to drink ales at my pub lads.
What do I do if we reopen in a couple of weeks and none of them come back? :

You can exercise outdoors, lad. Go cycling/running, go swimming, you can still play sports, do bodyweight exercises at home.

When did we stop saying circumcised I’ve been hearing cut and uncut a lot lately

Downloaded Norton Security so the virus can't get me lads

>haircut
>eyebrows
>acne
>ghostly pallor
>physique

all of these things can be fixed relatively easily

THE COCKWOMBLE IN CHIEF

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st kilda

You lads all with your families or alone or with gf? Can't bear the thought of being cooped up for this long

can you imagine if this was all an overeaction and nothing happened? XD

Oh come off it mate you can go for a run you fucking mongoloid

Don’t care, no old people go to my gym and it’s being constantly cleaned

and here I thought there was nary a building left standing in Cheadle

They all close this evening, don't know if that includes night, too.

it is an overreaction

Just as shit as the last time you posted it.

I have a sore throat dry cough and putting my washing on the line makes my left arm ache like ive just wanked all day then lifted something I shouldnt have
I cant sleep my shit is liquid and i have a mild but present fever
Likely have it cause i have had to go to the shops for food the last couple weeks as they dont deliver anymore

same, stuck it on a usb stick and then put said stick up my arse

I fucking hope we see a UBI put in place during this viral mess. This could all turn out really well for us if this happens.

N95s and n99s were still on ebay.co.uk until a week ago, dont know if they still are

I have 2 n99s
5 n95s
And a gas mask and 6 ffp3 filters

now seems like the time to just straight up quit my supermarket job, I have bills of £250 a month which I could find through other means if it means protecting my mum who has underlying health

Falklands
Saint Helena
Mauritius
North Sentinel
Bermuda
Christmas Island
Easter Island
New Caledonia

When ur sister went for a slash and it came to the point where she found out she had a willy uh ohhh

reckon this quarantine shit isn't going to be so bad for ruraloids like myself. i can just go walking in the fields

UNLIMITED MONEY

Media are downplaying it

im closing in on a 180kg bench

there is no at home workout i can do i need access to a barbell and weight plates

It’s not the same, I’ve started my summer cut if this goes on for months I’m going to lose my gains

last time i had a fever i started hallucinating ray charles was in my room singing country roads to me. Shit was trippy as fuck

from chi-raq not miami but im wearing heat like i play for em

>he doesn’t have emergency home gym supplies such as something as simple as a £100 barbell

Snorting

fuck off norman

Rockall

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mass evac to the falklands happening tomorrow