Is this accurate?

guy on the right has a perfect body and face. now post link

who's that?

Yes that is how I look, how could you tell?

Based

I don't think so.

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Putin's a Finnic, not a Slav.

Putin is Vepsian, you dummy

>X is Y, not a Y!
what do you even mean

BLEACHED

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Southern Slavs are physically larger and more dominant than East Slavs though.

Cope. He's purely Slavic. He looks pseudo-finnic because of Botox and other cosmetic changes but in his youth you could see he's nothing but a Slav.

>more dominant
Strongman comps are dominated by East slavs

Me on the left

his mother is jewish, u can even google it and find info

Would smash a head of a southern slav only with my fingers in front of your eyes you sissy chink nigga

no, this is

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I can beat you into bloody pulp using nothing but my engorged veiny dick, Blyadimir.

But your nothin but a turk lad
Gtfo

lol, average russian male height:175cm, average YUGOSLAV male height:195cm*+

>*in my gay anal orgies fantasies

Whoa, SLAVIC BOYS LIKE THIS?

South slavs are just taller brown italians

Average Balkan Bull vs East Slav situation in pic related

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No but this is

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Guy on the right is east slav, guy on the left is a Finn

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hard cope

He's gay unironically

Malkin would literally kick the shit out of any southern swarthy manlet

>the only attractive Russian man is a gay porn star

He unironically isnt and has a gf
youtube.com/watch?v=bSKUWzTC07k

>Yes I am an East Slav how did you know?

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what the fuck

He's not a gay pornstar, he's a fitness model who got thots to spend money on him. What most fitness models do these days. Either way, there's zero swedes because you're all girly twinks.

2 bears

Based

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tbf he's far from the most attractive, he's pretty average
also he doesnt star in any gay porn, just has a cam video of him jacking off

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Does anyone have that webm with the remove kebab band as South Slavs, dancing gopnik as East Slavs and tarzan boy as West Slavs?
This shit was priceless.
What is this even supposed to mean though?

KEK the guy on the right is Russian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evgeni_Malkin
nice try though

Wasn't he in gay porn though?
>you're all girly twinks
Then why did they have to cast a swede to play the most famous russian?

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OH NO NO NO NO
HOW WILL THEY COPE THIS TIME?
THIS IS AN EAST BVLL

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Putin's just a turbo manlet, he gets mogged all the time by other russians

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AVERAGE RUSSIAN BVLL

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What powerful stronk Ruski man

Very stronk big Russian man

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I am 201cm tall, door is 2m tall for reference
I come from Dalmazia and am partially Italian.

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You're asking the wrong question sven. Better question is why did the writer think a swede couldn't be that masculine or threatening enough to be the villain so much that they had to say he was russian kek but no he did not do gay porn, he made some cash doing solo cam shit.

The plot is written before the casting dummy. The whole plot is east vs west, soviet vs USA. Have you even seen Rocky IV?

That's not the last movie he would be portrayed as a Russian in though. His entire career is playing Russians lol

>Why yes, I'm from Russia. How could you know?

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yeah, he got those roles after his role as Drago created an entire new stereotype of russians.

mogged the whole thread with one post, keep dreaming nords

god why isn't this me

why are croatians so ugly

i am not ugly, just slender
but the reason is slavic genetics, if i were fully mediterranean i would look 10x better

Me on the left

you know an awful lot about gay porn movies writing

Evil and buff russian stereotypes existed before drago lol. Half of the russian Marvel and DC characters were created this way and they predate Rocky. This is how the US has always portrayed Russians

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Slavs being ugly is a stereotype perpetuated by westerners.

This is meds with nords

me on the right but also on the left

no, it isn't
i live in n. croatia where 99% of the people are slavic and they all look like potato head npcs
not to mention the height, i am at least 1 head taller than anybody here

South Slavs are barely Slavic.

This, croatians have almost nothing to do with East slavs and many of them down south are both German and Mediterranean influenced.

that's plain wrong though, northern croatians are genetically the closest to southern poles/slovaks/slovenes
us southern croatians are a mix of italians, meds and slavs

Based Slovenia

Hahahaha imagine tearing his pants, stripping off his underwear ... Teasing his cock with your tongue, going from the balls to the tip from which a drop of precum comes out, hahaha imagine then sucking his huge delicious cock till he fills your mouth with his sweet seed ... Hahaha... So funny

Heh I wish

I don't believe this one bit. Poles overlap closely with Baltic nations and Sweden/Norway. Croats are nowhere near either of these people.

Except South Slavs are much taller.

north croatians do, read what i am saying, southern and southern croatians are completely different genetically
they usually map between austria/south poland

But like meds, cucked by practically every group in europe.

meds are ugly, though

Said no one, ever

i just did

DAS RICHTIG WE GERMANIC MY NIGGA

Source?

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