Are you an essential worker in your cunt?

I work for an airline so I guess not. We all got sent home on Monday.

No, I'm a freshly laid off bartender thanks to this Chinese pestilence.

jej

Everyone from /norgetråden/
I won't even check if they're infected first.

Yes
Väktare

I'm a bicycle mailman
Am I essential?
Did I give you the correct mail?
I don't care.

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>place most likely to be filled with literal children and crusty grandparents buying a gift stays open

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Yes.

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Retail inventory? No.

I've been working hellish 12 hour night shifts at Amazon every night. We cannot handle all the packages people order.

Porch pirates are brave warriors fighting the ruthless exploitation of Amazon workers. I hope one day that people will stop being consoomers so you guys actually get decent work conditions.

>friend is a manager of a game stop
>moral is cripplingly low
>they're still accepting trade ins
>despite the risk and protest of employees

GameStop's Canadian subsidiary EB Games has been very busy spreading coronavirus today.

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New movie pitch, Battleship Potemkin but with gamers.

I work as a delivery driver and lots of people are being retards, they're aren't home for no fucking reason, they don't answer their phones and other shit making it a pain in the ass to finish our routes and add a couple hours of work everyday.

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This, like I said I'm a bike mailman and people are never home to recieve packages and now due to corona we have to leave the packages in bags by their door. Seen a bunch of people bitch about that online, but it's really not our problem.

I'm a pharmacist working for a company that supplies major hospitals around the country.

In my off-time I'm a weekend warrior in the Home Guard.

I'm pretty damn essential at this point.

AstraZeneca?

I deliver meds and medical equipments, so I can't just leave it at the door and leave. You'd think people would be more conscientious with what's going on right now, but they're not and act like we only exist to serve them. Fucking pricks.

Damn that's pretty based. I imagine you are a strong viril immigrant maybe from Somalia or Afghanistan serving your new home country

Am I right? White person prefer to play with little dolls instead these days

basado

I got yelled at by some tiny little svho bitch today for accidentally giving her the wrong mail. Like she was in any position to act superior when she was at home 9 in the morning while I was out grinding. I hate people so much, I wish a corona sick china man coofed on every letter and package.

Well they need to entertain themselves during the inevitable quarantines

Are neets essential?

Nope, a pharmacy supplying SLL and Region Uppsala.

I'm a pure-bred Swede.

(mostly Finnish gypsy actually)

Are you that guy who tried to offer me back to his place to but beer only so you could rob me at knife point 5 years ago? Are you and your family still trying that shit out on hapless 17 year olds?

I already got laid off. I wonder how long we can keep neetbux running. Theres gonna be mass unemployment

I only do that in my spare time these days.

I was declared essential during the government shutdown and had to come in despite not getting paid yet now they want me to stay at home. Such is life

You could say so.

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Kek

As much as I hate some of our clients, lots of them are complete sweethearts. I feel bad telling the little grandmas I can't come inside and talk with them a bit like before the pendemic.

Thats rad.
Ours is too busy bothering farmers.

That's sad, we try to be "non-invasive" to the people when we dig. Always asking for permission and making sure we don't piss people off.
Sometimes we have no choice but that's life.

Ah I see. You do realize that we had to start keeping watch during night at the Arboga viking faire so we could see if your clan was stealing shit?

I worked in manufacturing... it’s been a rough week. I’m trying to get work in a store now

Why would they close factories?

Yeah I agree, not all of them are bad, most of them are cool. Especially swefish boomer dudes and MENA boomer dudes. They always call me lad, or friend or say some shit about the weather if it's snowing. I also enjoy stopping to talk with old folk every now and again.

RISE UP

The joke in Norwegian construction is that if you ever where too tired of the site due delays and equipment problems, you should toss a sword, some leather scraps and some gold coins in a ditch and call the archaeologists.
But its mostly a problem in Jæren and a few other places where heavy settling where a thing.

Haha sounds about right. It's mostly construction crews that gets upset with us, usually not the actual workers but the bosses. Our work can delay a site for several years so I can see why.

Just do your job correctly fucking cunt, I think you get paid for that

Not my fault that someone sorted the wrong mail into the wrong pile. When I'm out there I just do shit on auto pilot to save time.

Yeah, mena boomers are always nice here too. Complete opposite of the obnoxious youth.

>Are you an essential worker in your cunt?
Apparently by working in a grocery store I have inadvertently enlisted in the National Guard.

Yeah, the mena youth are to corrupted by degenerate hip hop culture and they all want to be gangsters. Very pathetic.

>Are you an essential worker in your cunt?
I'm in protected deliveries so yes. Probably hauled around the corona virus all week without knowing it.

maybe, I run a supermarket. Swedish politicians are retarded so they haven't decided yet if FOOD is important or not.

Why don't they buy it online?

no stemcels and codemonkeys? oh what a pity