/brit/

Is the new album good

calm down normie

No pub for one maybe two years. Are you fucking mental?

Why didn’t you just say bongo bongo I’m a nigger from the congo edition?

>medium brain: corona is just a tool to keep us indoors while the powers that be do something nefarious
>galaxy brain: corona is a digital lie invented to mask the current crisis of Capital
It's not a lie, it's real but yeah mate it is a tool to cover up the latest capitalist crisis, ramp up capitalist state power and pump out propaganda against the People's Republic of China (the only country to have stopped the spread).

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based yank

alcoholics on suicide watch

An office job would fuck me up mentally and I would die of boredom. Dont want anything to do with the white collar circle jerk honestly
Would much rather make a tangible difference to society no matter how small that difference is

the duality of micks

>the only country to have stopped the spread
yeah because they're a police state shithole

shit edition

people that watch sports have huge brains

youtube.com/watch?v=mGgMZpGYiy8

love how china says there are no new cases when there are still queues a mile long outside hospitals in whuan

Who /alone/ here
Housemates fucking off so I'm gona be all by myself here stuck in the house for 3 weeks until they come back
I'd rather do that than have to withstand staying at my parents though. Depressing times

feel like pure shit
just want the football back

You gonna evict your tenants, Diego, you parasite

try learning a language or something

>government covering 80% of wages for people not working

how is this remotely possible without the UK going broke

how the FUCK is the common british man supposed to live his life without being able to go down the pub OR go to the footy
domestic violence rates will be up by 20000%

viruses have been around a hell of a lot longer than we have and will be long after we're gone

if leftypol loves china so much why doesn't he just move there?

gonna need a sauce on that

The Chinese already got Big Tech, Hollywood, and major corporations on their side. They don't need Yas Forums incels to shill for them for free

its alright

It might fuck up your lungs or kidneys or kill you unless treated with sufficient resouces. It's not going well in Lombardy

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poor italy

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leftypol WILL defend those numbers

big bojo won't let that happen x

theyre just lining up to say thanks to the doctors x

we can offset the damage to the taxpayer for the next 100 years

was a nice little cunny on BBC news just then

isnt even in the top 50

Reminder wuhan shut everything down at 24 deaths
London and New York are fucked

travel ban la

Liverpool doesn't deserve the PL title, I say give it to the doctors, nurses and supermarket toilers

Is there any source to suggest that lockdown will last a year, or is that speculation?

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and this is bad news?

nonce

how's the situation over there finlad?

seen these posts before
do not make them again

mind if you post?

yes to both

>4 Indians executed for gang rape/murder

Always mad when you hear about executions

should be illegal to be so sexy

extremely good hans post

we need to shut all shops apart from supermarkets and pharmacies, ban gatherings of 10 or more and stop people going outside after 8pm enforced by soldiers roaming the streets with automatic weapons

need to suck on her tender bumhole

love making wild claims on Yas Forums I have no business making or way of proving cause every thread will just have vanished into the ether an hour or so later anyway haha

youtube.com/watch?v=2L4IrgZHvzk

some girls arses are so impractically huge you think you're giving them enough room to squeeze into a tight space and they still get stuck

Will the magic money tree give Branson his airline money

We've eliminated smallpox and nearly polio. I don't agree with the idea that viruses are eternal. No reason every virus can't be vaccinated against, and with more advancements in biotechnology the eventual eradication of all viruses is not beyond possibility.

I don't really understand the situation right now
Do people 'working from home' count as not working and so are their companies eligible for the subsidy
What exactly is the criteria and application process for these grants

Can someone explain in a little more detail

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grow your own food

'kin 'ell lads

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bit late now

hey paddy care to do me a favor?

it's if they're not working because the business cannot operate

truly a different spieces to one such as me

Dig for Victory will soon make a comeback I hope.

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i went into central today to pick up some bits and bobs
holy shit it is a ghost town
covent garden at 1pm on a friday, i was the only one there, so i sat down and ate yoghurt.
rush hour was not even a thing
people are very shook

Ari lads

My sister’s best mate’s brother works for the ministry of defence and he was saying all of the armed forces are being called up. They’re worried about all the supermarket shortages and old and vulnerable people going hungry. What he said they’re doing is they’re going to get food out to people. They’re going to build this massive lasagna. They’ve got these huge sheets of pasta and mince and like a million gallons of ragu and bechamel sauce and they’re going to assemble it on site at Wembley Stadium. They’ll turn on the pitch heating and then they’ll put the roof on to turn it into a giant oven. When it’s cooked they’ll cut it up into family sized pieces and use drones to distribute it to everyone.

I have productive stuff to do bit feel like I'm going to go insane

People are on ventilators for like 3 weeks

>do people working count as not working

Spack

>The average age of those who’ve died from the virus in Italy is 79.5
how about just telling everyone over 70 to stay home and everyone else to have 0 contact with them without precautions?

seems preferable to destroying economies and societies by shutting everything down with no end in sight

Surely if they are not working they are already unemployed
Hence my confusion

Horrid beast

executions should be reserved for white people who make racist remarks to black people on public transport

going pub tonight

just sent this to WHO

ye i heard that audio message

lol no
in WW2 Britain was besieged and had far worse agriculture and still managed to feed everyone

ding ding ding!

Not Finlad but not as bad as on the continent I guess. Distance education is the biggest change in my life. some shortages but not that noticeable

Screaming

jesus wept

According to the latest data of the Italian National Health Institute ISS, the average age of the positively-tested deceased in Italy is currently about 81 years. 10% of the deceased are over 90 years old. 90% of the deceased are over 70 years old.

80% of the deceased had suffered from two or more chronic diseases. 50% of the deceased had suffered from three or more chronic diseases. The chronic diseases include in particular cardiovascular problems, diabetes, respiratory problems and cancer.

Less than 1% of the deceased were healthy persons, i.e. persons without pre-existing chronic diseases. Only about 30% of the deceased are women.

The Italian Institute of Health moreover distinguishes between those who died from the coronavirus and those who died with the coronavirus. In many cases it is not yet clear whether the persons died from the virus or from their pre-existing chronic diseases or from a combination of both.

The two Italians deceased under 40 years of age (both 39 years old) were a cancer patient and a diabetes patient with additional complications. In these cases, too, the exact cause of death was not yet clear (i.e. if from the virus or from their pre-existing diseases).

The partial overloading of the hospitals is due to the general rush of patients and the increased number of patients requiring special or intensive care. In particular, the aim is to stabilize respiratory function and, in severe cases, to provide anti-viral therapies.

(Update: The Italian National Institute of Health published a statistical report on test-positive patients and deceased, confirming the above data.)

The doctor also points out the following aspects:

Northern Italy has one of the oldest populations and the worst air quality in Europe, which has already led to an increased number of respiratory diseases and deaths in the past and is likely an additional risk factor in the current epidemic.

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Tfw didn't get a gf before lockdown
Already CRAVING the intimacy of a female
Tfw the sensation of a girls smooth bare bum against your legs when you're spooning

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just had a horrible thought of the far future, being an 80 something and stumbling across the schoolfu who was way out of your league but now you're both desperate and lonely and get together with her and reminisce about your life 70 years ago.

even copealone heard that lad

over 75s think it's fake news

>love making wild claims on Yas Forums I have no business making or way of provin
like pretending that cottage pie is irish when it's not

howling and sharting

See-When right now is someone defined as officially employed but not working. Really dont get it

but trumps doctors said were all dead

you can say "don't come in today" to your staff and they're still your employees

Me too. Hope I get the boomer remover and pass it on to some OAPs lol