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When a New Yorker gives you a (You)

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shut it, cryptojew

Changing all american bills and coins to have Donald's face when?

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>not using rat poison
fool

"people" not from nyc aren't actual people

People who accept handouts should be shot.

t. illegal asian

>paid taxes for 14 years and never got anything in return
i'd at least like to get something for once instead of paying for everyone else

Didn't wake up til noon desu

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the last time a country correctly described or named itself was in 1776

H__e _e_

>doorhinge blompf is giving everyone ponies
based

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nigga just post a screencap this isnt funny anymore

hope all these normies perish for their hedonisitic ways

it was never funny janny
do your fucking job

Incels fear the janman

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>you can hang out with your friends and exchange stds at home but not at the beach!!

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These croquettes are delicious

old people burning old people burning put your hands up

Well there are ways to get around it man I'm in the same canoe. If you got any side hustles just go cash only that's what I did. Love the lower tax bracket.

haha woah, this the new one?

how did you setup your vpn?

i have a fairly good full time salaried job, not an option for me unfortunately

Geek squad helped me

dinosaur

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people only compliment my physique on chest day

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I hate the global poor

I hate

how do i get into reading books if i never read books and dont like reading

I love everyone

I

Why do you want to read?

why do you feel the need to?
start with some easy and shorter books, and work up.

quit being a lil bitch and open a book

asmr videos of cute girls reading them for you

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I actually made a gourmet lunch lol. Been a while since I've done that.

i like history and want to read books from and about history. the reading part is just boring compared to laying in bed and watching a documentary or whatever

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SOCIAL DISTANCING DUMB ASS

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stop yelling at me

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POST YOUR CORONA FACES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I was going to stop smoking and cut down on drinking but being stuck inside all day is making it difficult.

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>>Welding people's doors shut and murdering anyone who complains is a pretty effective way to clamp down on a disease outbreak
Reddit tier rumor

What's the endgame? How long must businesses remain closed? This is already wreaking havok, we certainly cannot maintain this for a year or more

t. weak willed nancy boy

my name isn't nancy it's amy

a-ay babycakes

Fuck social distancing. Come 'ere

*stabs you*

Ow

based

fuck yeah bud
the girl at the liquor store said someone told her that alcohol can fight against the virus.
fucking good enough for me

plot twist: I did not get banned just a warning

This.

just busted a nut and now I feel dirty

Let's all go to our balconies and yell the n-word. They can't prosecute us all.

Honestly if I run out of toilet paper I'm just going to poo in the shower. With the water on I'll just step on it and smoosh it down the drain with my toes.

>prosecuted for saying the n-word
I want New Yorkers to leave