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The quintessential 'rona reading list
1 b-ok.cc/book/1843771/e51913
2 b-ok.cc/book/1843773/d385c7
3 b-ok.cc/book/1988575/be0c11

>In a steel-and-lead-encased bunker 40 feet below the basement level of his house, Captain Lee Harden of the United States Army waits. On the surface, a plague ravages the planet, infecting over 90% of the populace. The bacterium burrows through the brain, destroying all signs of humanity and leaving behind little more than base, prehistoric instincts. The infected turn into hyper-aggressive predators, with an insatiable desire to kill and feed. Some day soon, Captain Harden will have to open the hatch to his bunker, and step out into this new wasteland, to complete his very simple mission: Subvenire Refectus.

>To Rescue and Rebuild.

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embarrassingly bad thread

it's a based thread, be quiet

Get a go on my arse if you live in brighton

Pooooooooooo

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biggest crisis since wwii

Cafes, pubs and restaurants must close from Friday night, except for take-away food, to tackle coronavirus, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said.

All the UK's nightclubs, theatres, cinemas, gyms and leisure centres have also been asked to close "as soon as they reasonably can".

Mr Johnson said the situation will be reviewed each month.

The chancellor has said the government will pay 80% of wages for employees who are not working, up to £2,500 a month.

if a word starts with "i, o, e, a" then use "an", for all other words, use "a"

tfw no sickfu

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literally every single post is negative

Bigger.

A good thing I stocked up on alcohol
A bad thing I'm an alcoholic

what takeaways will you be getting lads?

Way bigger

What does this mean for those on JSA?

>ubi
>oil tanking
>global markets in turmoil
>cheeky virus introduced into the general population as a subterfuge to wipe out nan and others on the dole

reckon they've sorted out fusion lads

nuthin but the curry 'ouse from now on

Boris said when we left the EU Britain would still be open for business. So why is he closing all the businesses?

>takeaways allowed to stay open

Abdul rubbing his hands with glee (and a little bit of poo)

>up to £2,500 a month.
LOL.

Chinky. Think of the discounts

Nothing really

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS

yeah nintendo really fucked that one up badly.

No he said he would be NEET because of all this shit

SIEGE - JAMES MASON

>normalfags on a massive suicide spree because they can't leave their houses
Lads, our time have come

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I work for a public company and am still going to work how do i get the free money

lol

How many scams are pakis going to be pulling to get their filthy mitts on some of those 80% of wages? I bet they're already setting up shadow companies

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>give people more money and tell them they can't go out and spend it

not going to work

keeping people struggling financially would have the best chance of keeping them quarantined

fag

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It's called universial credit now you mings
It's not jsa its universial credit

People on UC are getting like 80 quid extra a week. 1000 a year

You love to see it.

while it may seem that this was done by a potentially intimidating group or individual, i can assure you that it was in fact done by an anemic, noodle armed effeminate male

wtf where did this magical money tree suddenly appear from?

Bennies assessors are listed as key workers, the people who can still send their kids to school because their job is vital so they can't just bugger off to do childcare.

You'r work coach will be skyping you asking for proof you're looking for work

Fucks sake, gyms too

lol
yeah y'all are fucked

nice priorities there lad

UBI is just a massive dole tho

>closing pubs and restaurants a week late

kek

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The government any sensible government) keeps cash reserves for crisis situations like this.

Also borrowing

the irish bugman is piping up again

Do students get any neet bucks?

What about just normal shops? Like are record shops still open?

Want to go out and grab some The Jam vinyls for isolation

wonder how the salmond trial will go

reduce the strain on the doleouts

Not everyone is on UC yet, that's the point.
Those on UC as an out of work benefit won't be getting any extra, neither will those still on JSA.

ubi is more or less a simplified welfare system

socialist Britain will begin a new era of folk music

thanks lad. im helping anyway i can. im immune to the virus
youre one of those rural people and probably dont have an addiction to feed, life moves mate.

need need NEED albums of powerful voices singing pop songs or ballads or something. fed up listening to soft indie voices and hip hop and all that.

The off licence is going to fucking sell out get down now for your cans

The future

>powerful voices singing pop songs or ballads

Eurovision de lad

already do

fucking ghoulish

already stocked up for a few weeks thank god

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>bloke in a plague mask just wandering around behind that BBC reporter just now

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