Would your cunt won a war against France?

Would your cunt won a war against France?
Have it ever won a war against France?

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No
No

>Would your cunt won a war against France?
now? no, but we wouldn't fight in the first place
>Have it ever won a war against France?
yes, 1870/71

We never were in any war :)

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yes
yes

We won the napoleonic wars where we contributed the most, while anglos stole all the glory.

Yes
Yes

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>t. loses tirol to b*varia

No
We never were at war with France

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Yes

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Yes

not really. Pic related is Europe after our glorious victory, everything during the war is irrelevant.

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Yes
Yes. They were our bitch at one point

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Cope

>They were our bitch at one point
hardly. France and the Ottoman Empire allied against the Habsburgs because otherwise the inbred dynasty would've made both France and Turkey their bitches

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Easily worst Europe.

France is the ultimate traitor of catholic europe. Yet even the united force of the traitorous french and the heathen turcs wasn't enough against the Habsbvrg bvlls.

no
no

Third worlders delusions

it's better than what was before. At least it did away with the microstates in Germany, which were remnants of the middle ages.

yes
yes

Mexico did win against France though

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should have said "nukes not allowed", 's answer clearly should have been yes

Retard. It took all of Europe to stop us in 1683. Also it is a known fact that our sultan gave orders to the French king. They were our bitch

>mutts thinking they could defeat us because they have the "strongest army in the world" or something like that
OH NO NO NO NO

yep

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fistly, no, it didn't, several Protestant German states and France itself were enemies of the Habsburgs, who the Ottomans were attacking in 1683. Secondly, you didn't do shit, stop country LARPing.

Also our sultan banned dancing in France with just this one letter
>I am, who the khan of forty-eight kingdoms, Kanuni Sultan Suleiman Khan. According to report was given by ambassador, I heard of it was danced by your people as cling each other, men and women. Because of we are contiguous, I'm worrying which is smudging of this sickness to my lands. İf it smudge and you don't terminate this sickness immediately, I will come with my victorious army and destroy you.

Are all turks this edgy?

no because we're bros these days and wouldn't fight each other anyway
yes

Italy as united country obviously not, Piedmonteis state yes, many times

Italy and France fought in 1940 against each other
also, Italy and France had some tensions over Tunisia, which Italy wanted to colonize as well, but France was quicker
that's why Italy joined the Triple Alliance with Germany and Austria-Hungary
so it's not so obvious at all

>, Piedmonteis state yes, many times
I'm sorry but how many former Italian territories are in France right now? I don't think Ajaccio or Nizza sound very French namey to me
Garibaldi would kill himself if he got resurected and saw those places not reunified yet and with no hope of ever becoming part of Italy

he didn't say anything offensive you cunt

No
Kinda

A "war" with only 500 people is not a war

many, most of them.

maybe idk
any war won by Britain after 1776 we can claim

Yes
Yes

EN GARDE!

À LA REVOYURE

Not going to lie but why they name it Ajaccio rather something more French than Italian l thought it was a word in Italian or a city in Italy than a place in France

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yes

>Changing the name of a city to pretend you built it
Turk tier

o-oh stop it france-san. y-you're so big and stwong :3

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Made my day

Yes it is

Yes.
Yes.

Yes,
Yes
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War

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fat cat i want to pat

>Would your cunt won a war against France?
No, we are small and our military is weak and outdated.
>Have it ever won a war against France?
Since confederation, no, but under a British flag we won a war that obtained control of New France which is now Quebec.

Before Henry V got nerfed we were on the verge of creating the United Kingdom of England and France.

When?
Yes
Yet we lost many times too

how can they lose more mens than their strengh

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

The country who france has fought and never lost a soldier

Yup

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Turkish_War
Cope harder

>Would your cunt won a war against France?
Military is on par, so it's uncertain whether we will or not
>Have it ever won a war against France?
Yes

Do turks REALLY believe this or are we just being trolled here?

Learn your history