/brit/

4 months from now this won't be over.

Has diego weighed in on corona yet?

Tbf the government hasnt sent out the right message. Deano doesnt read the news and is literally completely oblivious to what is occurring in spain and italy right now and our impending doom. It's the governments fault not deanos

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it's just a flu

cat is asleep on my legs lads
:)

It would be if people took it seriously.

Course not

i've found my weight with corona to be 50kg and my weight without corona to be 50kg

nice video of /brit/

>everytime see "bbc" ingrained in my head from Yas Forums to think of other bbc
how do i stop doing this

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clearly he has to start arguments because his banter is so fucking dreadful

Post kotto

stop thinking of big black cock

It won't be. Purely because people keep thinking this is nothing.
It's not the virus that's deadly but the overwhelmed healthcare. Deano isn't gonna be happy when his nan can't get a bed because they're already taken.

isn't it that manlet paki's job to control the number of tube trains? but of course leftymong would never criticize saint khan over anything

your countrymen shouldn't have shitposted about it on every board

by being over the age of 12

People are panicking like sheep

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>implying I need a reason to hate the chinese

everyone stocked up on dry food and tins and that?

>noo not the sick and elderly!!!

the number of people who use underground services when they are capable of walking the distance are huge though so i have few sympathies

>why you hate me? i eat you next!

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only neets will survive

Londinium delenda est.

I've been saying we should close our borders even before the whole Corona thing

Okay while the sick and elderly have taken up all the beds what exactly do you think happens to young people that get seriously sick from things that aren't necessarily covid-19?
Triage? But then who will people react knowing their grandparents or parents are being thrown out. There will be civil unrest at the very least.

how can you tell the difference

fuck off Hermione

>literally can't stop thinking about BIG BLACK COCKS
on no no no!

I think it should be extended to everyone who enjoys BBC produced content worldwide, not just UK citizens.

Tankie poster in the middle
Rorke scuttling around

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what's the point of ocean's 12 and 13?

just went for a run
went past the school as some kids were leaving
they all had big suitcases with them
presumably full of homework for the next x months
strange days lads

I would literally make you choke to death you fat tub of lard

>if people didn't take it so seriously.

fixed

anyone got more sympathy for 3rd world countries now and how they are feel apart struggle to get going again ?

>regularly stare at the toilfu's feet when she wears flats and engages in shoe-play
>fast approaching time of year where she wears flats and sometimes sandals every day of the week
>been made to work from home instead
life is suffering

yeh that's one idea with a subscrpition model, suddenly you have the rest of the world as a market

She saw I was heading for the lunch room (while she was about to have lunch as she'd just bought it) and ended up going back to her desk and taking a late lunch. So basically avoided me.

im neet but my mum isn't so she'll catch it and bring it home to me fucks sake

t. Tankie mong

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>its real

>sympathy for 3rd world countries
such as the USA?

no, no-one gives a shit about your home country still
unlucky

I got 20 jars of peanut butter
13 kilos of rice
20 kilos of flour
18 packs of instant noodles
18 tins of sardines
Various tins of veg

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this has to be a sexual thing
there's no way he's really that sorry

youtu.be/ciEkqYOaS80
shared interest innit

lol didnt realise actual stockpilers are among us on brit thought it was just middle aged women

USA is far and away the best country on earth and has been for the better part of the last 50 years.

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The situation is way more complex than this retard
Loads and loads of younger people are on ICU atm. Some have already perished and many more will

Orla from Derry Girls is my wife.

>USA is far and away the best country on earth

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NEW YORK IS COMPLETELY SHUTTING DOWN

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Alexa. What is the best country on Earth?

yes
my dad is a "just a flu" mong so me and my mum are having to prep for the whole family at the moment

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Two packets of pom-bears down the gullet

how old are you, have you ever used flour or is it just theoretical?

thats what the average american man looks like in front of his office space too.

while dutch are cramped into slanted houses shared with 4 other people for 2k per week.

>last 50 years
wut, the USA was the world's foremost superpower after WW1, that's over 100 years now

Nederland.

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why bother asking when you already know

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Nah but just gonna make flatbread with it

They're so more-ish aren't they just

sometimes i wonder if theres something really interesting happening in another board that im missing out on.

LOL
you play eve mate? you would love that

really good bait

Can confirm I have seen quite a few out in the open furries since arriving in Germany.
There are two that take the same tram as mine.
They wear cat makeup, have piercings and fake ears and nose. Disgustingly obese too.

howling

hope I don't get laid off. sounds a right pain in the arse having to go deal with the social especially if its (presumably) closed down and will all have to be done on the phone and video calls and emails then all the red tape etc

>inb4 fast track
you can't fast track a couple of hundred thousand people all at once

londonderry

bugoid

unless it's a nation wide shutdown there's literally no point

I’m dabbin I’m whippin

Can't be arsed panic buying. Will just knock down some old biddy and steal her shit if SHTF anyway.

I can categorically tell you there is not

yes you can

youtu.be/ciEkqYOaS80

Wouldn't doubt it. What is the most civilized state, though? I heard good things about Massachusetts and Minnesota.

wish i could read every post on the chon
reckon you'd be a genius within a month

nah dont play videogames on account of not being a virgin freak actually mate x

IT IS SHUT DOWN NO ONE ASKED YOUR FUCKING OPINION RETARD

IT IS A STATMENT NOT A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION YOU IMBECILE FUCK

reddit.com/r/australia/comments/flq58q/how_a_universal_basic_income_could_help_25/

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm thinking railway signaller is one of the most recession proof jobs out there

Just did my shopping there
Some mince, can of kidney beans, chicken breasts, peppers and onions, pizza, biscuits and some teabags

Shan’t be preparing for any shutdown, God has a plan for me lads and I’ll stick to it.

colour me surprised

half thinking of going week-on/week-off veggie; not out of necessity but was thinking about it since the new year and seems now is a better chance than ever to see how viable it is

I wasn't serious. US is a burning hellhole. I'd rather live in Germany, Neder, Aussieland and NZ much before id want to live in the US

pffaahahahaa what!?

you know the shops aren't shopping and you'll still be able to buy basically normal food for months to come?

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Czech Republic

what do you lads think of ironically reviving rage comics?
i've seen attempts at it recently but it doesn't seem to be taking that much

Twilight

I only meant to stay a while

*coofs*

dusting the ol’ belly button

Lmao you're fucked

im in favour

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Join me on /sci/, the most intenglient board on 4channel

She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jumpsuit on

And she's also a telephone

go for it lad
good luck

wait so someone making 65k and 90k have the same net income?

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why would it not be viable?

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toilberg is seething

Anyone here a member of a political party?

something interesting to do is change your country in youtube and check out what their trending page looks like.

Realistically soon we could reach a situation where worldwide food production is reduced massively, stores are open only for a set amount of time and you have to queue for ages to get in and you need a loicense or something
You are banking on an unpredictable situation

ALSO, going shopping is a health risk and doing that too often isnt really fair on anyone and actually against government advice. Fuck being surrounded by a load of old coofers queueing up to be allowed into a supermarket in a couple of weeks

You do as you please

really

Reckon the oneitis might've gotten creeped out after she saw me on facebook suggested friends after I viewed her profile a few (probably 20+) times.

the FEMA death camps should be opening in the US shortly lads

fuck off we’re full

yeh i like changing to the uk to listen what grime music is popular over there

Alexa. Define: realistically.

yes the young shaggers

Yeah the Australian Red & Redder Wine Party

too unappetising and would result in me just compensating for lack of meat with more starchy carbs