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me on the right

landlords provide the most important service in western society

the profession is wrought with moral dilemmas that only the most advanced and self-sacrificing of humans can withstand

fuck me... thats awful

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You lads heard of this cockfoster's? It's the next station

what service would that be

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i hope she's got a book out x

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>BREAKING: A new strain of Covid-19 has been spotted in the Netherlands that appears to have a CFR of 43% claims experts. The new strain has been dubbed Heinekenitis-20 as the dutch gov urges people to stay home.

Diego has a net worth of several million pounds and won't let impoverished key workers stay in his flats for a month or two for free whilst the nation is struggling to survive

let that sink in

children saying it isn't fair that people are allowed to own property isn't btfoing anyone

its not fair bros

how does this fucking anomaly get away with it

live in perpetual fear of my wallet or phone falling out of my pocket on the bus and me not noticing

Imagine having OCD at the moment haga

scapegoat for Labour and their army of unemployed drug addicts

>450k likes
end me

she doesn't know the true difficulties of covid19 - she wouldn't last a day as a landlord in these conditions

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happened to me a few years ago with the phone
was gutted

>going out and socialising
>during depression
what?

TRU

turns out you can own property without exploiting people (by living in it yourself)

imagine scalping houses
just imagine

poo comes from there

just have to laugh at stuff like this
how can anyone possible be so stupid, such a clear misunderstanding of depression

must be weird being a tranner escort. only get one or two cums per day, is that why they're so expensive?

got home at 4, had a 3-hour nap from about 5 to 8
it's nearly midnight now, should i get drunk?

I am a successful and well trusted landlord in Cheadle. I own 15 flats and 5 houses. Me? a proud supporter of the local community.

not right now it doesn't

>the world is unironically ending
>i will die a virgin
who will play me in the new new testament a thousand years from now?

used to do this when I was goofy teenager but due to the fear you speak of it doesn't happen anymore

Lads I'm sitting here on my arse as usual but suddenly not getting paid? Wtf landlords are more oppressed than gamers

all rental properties should be managed by the state.
private property should be occupied by the owner.

Short-term rentals are in the 3 to 6 month range, possibly with rolling monthly contracts to give tenants more flexibility. Your university student rentals are ok, but I'd rather that it as provided in some other way than private landlords (e.g. the university themselves providing it, like they do for first-year accommodation)

why are you so anti fact have you not seen me tell you that you're wrong about this multiple times
not everyone is as lucky as you are as to be able to buy a house everytime they move for work uni etc

wheres that one lad that gets so mad when i post that twitter pic

imagine the smell of all the fit girl's arses during this toilet paper shortage

>move for work
don't then
>uni
don't then

*walks towards the camera*

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corr might insta-coom just thinking about it

because engorged parasites like you buy them up

the gf is a landlady

They haven’t even stopped rent here only enacted a rent freeze. I’m still paying €500 a month and dont even know if I’ll be working next week.

We're going to feel quite silly when we realise 80% of the British population had, and recovered from coronavirus but brushed it off as a mild cough.

Heard that Diego sits on a rental income of several tens of thousands each and every month, but has actually DOUBLED the rent for NHS nurses who rent from him. Seen an email in which he says "Fucking live with it or you'll be out on the streets".

Absolutely shocking behaviour.

there'll be a few months as society finally crumbles where you can get out and cop a good rape or two lad

>pet snake has the rona virus

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bloody hell, two lines of the ol powder and the boys are already gone
im gonna be up for hours

funny how toilberg pays me £900 per week for doing 30 mins of work per day from home

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Another day another dollar, as they say

what kind of job do you do?

mental how far cunts like diego will go to justify their parasitical actions. they literally exist to extort as much money as possible from people and play it off as providing a service. fuck off.

Cold blooded animals cant get sick bruh

>all rental properties should be managed by the state.
council managed property is frequently worse than private but even ignoring that what makes you think the government which displays almost unlimited incompetence can manage the rental market for the whole country exclusively? fair enough if you believe that though it's fundamentally an ideological difference.
most contracts are 1 year and the tenant doesn't want less with rolling after that.
> private landlords (e.g. the university themselves providing it)
that is a private landlord mate
so rich people can move to get advantages but not poorer who cvan't afford to buy each time... well ok if that's how you want it
what does that have to do with what i've said? are you implying that everyone actually has £150,000 to spend when they move to uni to buy a house?
haha

lobby at eu

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>go to uni for 4 years to become an architect
>get paid a lot of money because I'm skilled and smart
>let go from my job because I'm no longer needed
>meanwhile stupid fucking supermarket runts are being lauded as heroes and still able to work
FUCK OFF HOW IS THIS FAIR

me on the way to disinfect my rental properties after i evict some deserving prole scum

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had a half day today so I actually got to watch This Morning and that
the jokes they were making like "oop, can't hug any more! haha have to bump elbows instead lmao *awkward elbow touching*"
couldn't help but think if I had to write like a post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel, that's exactly the kind of cringey shit I'd put in for comic relief

>not everyone is as lucky as you are as to be able to buy a house everytime they move for work uni etc

It would be much easier to do this if house prices hadn't been inflated so much by buy-to-let landlords, which effectively priced out of the market all single people aged 18-30. Even a couple of decades ago people would buy a new house each time they moved

Boris is not a strong leader. He is going to crumble under the pressure of the looming horrors

Just going to work as usual lads
That concrete still needs finishing
I may earn 28k may not who knows xx

diego on the ropes
dont think he can or will recover from this walloping

gone from three 12 hour shifts a week to three 8 hour shifts
please let this shit end

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the gf is a sex haver

ah he's got four years after

>He fell for the uni meme
Oh my days son

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>looming
T-t-toil?

like matey on Lorraine who normally does the clothes and that was like "still look good when working from home! here's 7 different cardigans and some slippers"
you could just imagine like "radiation yellow is SO in right now, why not jazz up your hazmat suit with some cute stickers?"
haha

God imagine a black shaft decimating her

"A decent girl won't roam around at nine o'clock at night. A girl is far more responsible for rape than a boy," he said.

"Housework and housekeeping is for girls, not roaming in discos and bars at night doing wrong things, wearing wrong clothes. About 20% of girls are good."

People "had a right to teach them a lesson" he suggested - and he said the woman should have put up with it."When being raped, she shouldn't fight back. She should just be silent and allow the rape. Then they'd have dropped her off after 'doing her', and only hit the boy," he said.

Chillingly, he went on: "The death penalty will make things even more dangerous for girls. Now when they rape, they won't leave the girl like we did. They will kill her. Before, they would rape and say, 'Leave her, she won't tell anyone.' Now when they rape, especially the criminal types, they will just kill the girl. Death."

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I've just lost my job where I did pretty much exactly that (albeit for more like £650 per week), and I'm realising now I'm back to square one. Current option is to slave away full-time in a supermarket for less than £400 per week, fucking grim prospect desu

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>Arteta hasnt been heard from since he got the chinky flu

rip

>gfs out of my league physically but has a completely flat arse

no idea how much i could miss a firm perky ass

>Omg is that an arse?!?!? Omg so horny!!!! Aaagh bums! Omg buumms!!

Fuck off

bender freak

>he fell to his death
Smh

i work at eu commission in brussels
get a degree and relevant experience. i just send emails for an hour or so a day. have to do more work when im not working from home though

Based

>most contracts are 1 year and the tenant doesn't want less with rolling after that.

That's because your tenants are not typical short-term renters, but the type who would buy properties if they could. Because they're priced out of the market, they're forced to rent but at least want long contracts with proper protections

love morrissey so much

imagine going to the annual landlords club meeting and being bullied because everyone else turned up in bentleys and you turned up in a 2018 land rover

what's stopping you from being an irish backpacker causing mischief at bondi beach?
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All rental property should be requisitioned by the state

Yeah I seen them doing that on loose women yesterday. ‘Outfits to wear while working from home’. Literally just leggings, tracksuits and a hoodie.
Piss off you stupendous nonces

GOOD, dare I say, LAD

Here's hoping clogwog catches it.

Irish passport arrived today boys

...

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it's literally all women
>'omg this is SO me hope you're ok girl i don't know how i'll survive this depression if i can't go whore around every waking hour x'
incels have a point, all i can say

the chinese must face justice

i charge the fair market rent for my property if you dont want it don't pay it. i assume you take similar outlook for farmers and so on. in fact could you tell me which industry or jobs are morally acceptable for you
>It would be much easier to do this if house prices hadn't been inflated so much by buy-to-let landlords
not at all the case. tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/home-ownership-rate
historyextra.com/period/modern/a-brief-history-of-home-ownership-in-britain/ look at it
the inflated prices are the result of immigration/globalisation and not enough houses being built.
>but the type who would buy properties if they could.
that's an assumption and a half while home ownership is favoured in this country not everyone wants it.
> Because they're priced out of the market
so they can either rent or stay where they are. landlord provides a middle stage instead of a binary of never leave the house (your parents hopefully own) or own a house.

Status report on Ramsgate?

*takes a look at Yas Forums*

Can't wait for the day we hang Diego and his pals

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alri robesperre

brexit means brexit
fuck off back to /eu/

going to need rope like this for him x

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Lad it's time to go bed unless you're boozing and having a nice time

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haha why didnt he just get a job as a scientist

Lot of people seething about copealone, can't believe how thick they must be not to have him filtered.

>Move to the UK
>Try to talk to people about like, normal mid 20s guy shit, vidya, movies, tv shows, anime, women
>Nobody watches anything or plays anything, everyone just goes to the pub and watches soccer.
>go to the pub and hang with people, all they talk about is getting cocaine and soccer
>Swallow my pride and go to a local "nerd group" meetup expecting it to be filled with soyboys
>It's filled with Soyboys, but they literally only play FIFA.
>Literally the only people I've made friends with in the UK have been Europeans and Americans, but they're all fucking off home now because Uni is cancelled and they were final year

How in fuck is this country so aggressively normie? Lived in Australia, NZ, Canada, Germany and the US and holy fuck the UK has been the hardest yet to connect with anyone, people are just so fucking boring and insanely normie here.

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today we're looking at Working From Home chic
here's Stephanie in the same spaghetti hoops stained pajamas she's been wearing since Monday but she's mixed it up this morning by digging out an old Christmas jumper because her favourite H&M cami's got more holes than the plot of A Quiet Place
next up, how to teach your children the importance of sharing loo roll

good post

im english

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anyone else been drinking more since the isolation time? starting to get why brits drink so much, there's nothing to fucking do in their country.

I can't go hiking or camping or kayaking anymore so I'm stuck drinking

>soccer
Football

far too long, you could hang him like a bauble

What

worn out from the sex i had today

>that's an assumption and a half while home ownership is favoured in this country not everyone wants it.

Cope. Do you really think people enjoy putting money into your pocket each month, rather than their own?

>so they can either rent or stay where they are. landlord provides a middle stage instead of a binary of never leave the house (your parents hopefully own) or own a house.

Yeah and now that "middle-stage" has shifted from the age of ~21 to the age of ~35, because of the price boom caused by the buy-to-let market

parasites acting as middlemen in a corrupt market? love em
tenants? don't like em simple as

dont care. love female arses and arseholes.

From my observation it appears that a substantial amount of workers in the UK are being sacked now

this
>me luv da booty smells mmm da poo poo whiffs
such a nog proclivity

people like diego should be strung up from lamp posts.

Reminder that we are only about 7-10 days away from the nigs of London going full on nog then rioting, looting and tearing up our capital.

hey homealone would you evict your tenants if they struggle to pay rent over the next 6 months?

Listening to The Smiths, Live In Amsterdam set

copealone on the ropes yet again, why does he bother?

good post

Where do you come from originally, and what sort of friends do you have there? Of course the majority of people are normie - the clue's in the name

all i care about is soccer and fifa sounds like heaven.

just find better people you mong, you think there are no culturally and physically active, normal people in the UK? kek

have to delete that post, actually afraid I'll get a 3 day ban due to saying a naughty word

what even is this ethiopian scriptural analysis website anymore

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My mum and I have both lost our jobs, and my brother's down to 3 days a week. Sister and dad work freelance so they're still hustling for work, but orders are down.

This is the world we live in at the moment, and still there are landlords like Diego saying we're out on our arse if we don't meet this month's rent. We really do live in a society.

Free my nigga

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>Cope. Do you really think people enjoy putting money into your pocket each month, rather than their own?
renting is cheaper than owning a home wrt monthly payments
>Yeah and now that "middle-stage" has shifted from the age of ~21 to the age of ~35, because of the price boom caused by the buy-to-let market
see comments to poster above you. the buy-to-let impact is minimal on house pricing the big impacts are globalisation and lack of house building.
yipee
taking it one day at a time but i dont think i have a choice as there is no rental market so evicting someone makes no sense unless they are sabotaging the property
demonstrate a single thing i've said that is incorrect, i dare you

her love shines over my horizon, she's a -
slice of heaven (slice of heaven)
warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a -
slice of heaven, yeah

what are the culinary uses of sage

ave suetonius

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