/brit/

bender with a retarded gf

knew a girl who looked exactly like this
last i heard she moved to townsville

just sucked a door knob

enjoy your coronavirus

for me it's Dexeryl (r)

Made another good thread

>Italy
who cares
South Korea is the real indicator of how "bad" the Shanghai Shivers really are. Maybe Italians shouldn't have let thousands of Chinese come and go over the past few months while kissing everyone they say hello to.

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ahhh townsville, the 'gong of northern queensland

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nopeis the first Indian

Mutts law-esque post

youtube.com/watch?v=nCBASt507WA

MAJOR tune coming through

reply with "T" if this is your track

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based chinese fixed things on their end

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not sure i get it

How’s Tim doing these days

He sort out those terrorist construction workers?

could not fathom being sane and moving to townsville

good idea lad

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was posting pictures of his cock, arsehole and taint on twitter a while back

reckon the aussie carposter is that long-haired anime nonce
none of the other aussies are that obnoxious

not sure why you'd live anywhere but sydney's inner west

catto is my fren
fren time with catto
home all day with him
hahaha

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Is that Indian-Turkish-British fusion food?

Powerpuff girls lad

putrid runt slop
ruined some perfectly good chips under there

that's him

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Can't find these anywhere and it's making me sad.

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arrogance is a virtue

how thin are your wrists

there's one or two that try very, very hard to fit into the 'wacky bruce' gimmick
reminiscent of australians on reddit must be said

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Meanwhile in China

>Government was today actively discussing a new clampdown on London with pubs, cinemas and gyms being ordered to close to stop the spread of the COVID-19 pandemic.

>An announcement could be made in hours, with concern among crisis planners rising that too many people are continuing to ignore social distancing advice - making the spread of the virus more likely.

>The Government had been considering a formal ban on Thursday and was braced to announce it - but pulled back.Among senior government figures there is a deep reluctance to issue banning orders.

See you all next year

>it's a real place

Bloody hell, Australians aren't the most inventive of fellas are they

i for one can't wait for the viro-posadism century

windows defender going haywire at the mere thought of opening this link

What do you do on your phone while you’re on private transit? Instagram is full of half naked women. 4channel is too suss. I have the reddit app but reddit is for homos I don’t like listening to music. I like to be semi aware of my surroundings just in case shit goes down. What do?

absolutely out of the question

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*sits in 89 saab 900 TURBO*
*turns ignition*
*lion engine roars on*
*puts the top down, glasses on*
*presses play*

youtube.com/watch?v=XYXczDB8VrY

it has to issue banning for pubs and shit people wont stop going otherwise and this half in half out quarantine will go on forever

When you have no arguement resort to reddit posting I guess. Fucking cretin.

the doing a poo gimmick is mine originally
pretty sure i'm the only one posting it so i must really be putting in the hours if it's in the top 3

What about spain
What about UK and US next week

reckon we'll all be living in the forest hunting with spears 2 years from now

Exceptionally based.

Public*

it's named after a bloke named towns
you wouldn't call it townscity would you

read lrb news kindle w.e. on phone

cat wants to come in lads

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i read a book or just let my thoughts drift by

Yeah I know but after all that, he got sectioned too

coronavirus is god's punishment for yellow fever

Apparently I still get to start employment as a railway signaller next month despite all this going on- not going to get my hopes up too much though as I consider this a grave and unpredictable situation

i open the NYTimes app (i'm a subscriber) and read their well written curated news and opinion

I go on /sp/ where most posts are relatively normie

Pipe down kid

yes my son get in my son get in there

Already had a new job pulled because of this.

JUST

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Euagh... my kingdom... my kingdom for a few sheets of bogroll,,,

failed my railway technician course

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youtu.be/46zekydKbb4
>oi cunt i heard you dogged my cousin

the sad thing is that isn't even his kid

gor that lad must have the worst diarrhea ever

This is based.

Chilling having a vape, messing on the laptop, nice modern apartment, wife and kid.

What is wrong with this?

*arrives at the club*
*chewing bubble gum with a wry smile*
*scans the room*
*sees you and winks*
*points at the Disc Jockey with fingerless gloves*
*he puts this on*

youtube.com/watch?v=IG_VDj8Eh_g

Kindle a book usually.
Had a thought on this subject not too recently.
Imagine how many books worth of 4channel posts you've read.
Mental to consider.

Daily reminder NOT to call it Chinese virus. Qt Asians are getting upset. Lulu Chu was really pissed on Twitter the other day, and Vina Sky isn’t too happy either.

THAIRAD!? YOU SREEP WITH RADYBOY AGAIN!?

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is that discoboy
wonder what wacky pranks he's up to now

reckon they should ban everyone who isn't white and at least middle class from the supermarkets
it's all the bogans and ethnics doing this silly stuff

daily reminder that geography is racist in 2020

what's your angle here diegs

the 'rona, or as ive started calling it, yellow fever 2

*sneezes*

obtuse

how much bog roll can one go through in 3 months

Friendly reminder wuhan was completely locked(everything shut, no travel in or out) down after 24 deaths

>just a flu bro

RIP London and New York

Met her on a night out in Bristol, we were smashed and spent about two hour talking, told me she did something webcam related but didn't go into detail. We matched on Bumble a few days later, when once again I tried and failed to get her to have sex with me.

So this is brit humour is it

thainonce got ousted as a nonce in a sting operation hes rotting in some backwater thai jail

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I think Diego is referring to the 'Chinese virus' term being deemed racist.

I read the FT, the times, the economist, listen to the times podcasts (both Red Box and the new Stories of our times)

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you've got me wide open

hehe

are you an 80-year-old diabetic?

>there are unironically people who listen to cringe shit like sabaton

Why are people still panic buying?

Surely there comes a point where they decide that have enough to last them a while?

Hope Diego has allowed all his tenants a rent holiday during these difficult and unprecedented times

What job jw

*walks into /brit/ with my size 5 addidas trainers*

alri

Let's have a friday WFH tune boyos

love a bit of metal

Mikey! My man! How are you?

>The average age of those who’ve died from the virus in Italy is 79.5
There is no reason why the world should be shut down like this. All the effort should be towards isolating the old people. Everyone else should go about their day with extra protections. The overreaction has already caused more damage than the Chinese flu would ever do.

love the sound ur mums fanny makes when me willy is hitting her cervix

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>metal music
hello literal 14 year old

Since when do we name viruses after where they’re from? Influenza, Ebola, none of these are the case and yet you’re all dead set on calling it the “Chinese virus”

Just admit it, you’re a dangerous combination of mad and stupid and instead of worrying about how to mitigate damage from it you just want to argue over blame like a bunch of fucking grugs

how do you match with a porn star and still fail to get laid?

it's this sort of shortsigtness that led tot hose being without bottlecaps in the wasteland
i dont have a choice mate not as if there's new tenants to replace them

Watch this
Theres increasing reports of younger people getting Corona'd
This is clearly not something only coffin dodgers need to worry about. It could easily take out my parents or yours. Maybe if we are unlucky you or me

Dude just fuck my economy right up

what sound is that

if we're put on UBI, can you still work and get another salary?
if not, surely everyone's just going to quit?

just saw my first completely empty aisle haha

youtu.be/VspVQiG6hj8

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haven't done anything productive since waking up

0.2% fatality when the hospitals are packed with old boomers means dozens of thousands of deaths for young people, especially the asthmatics

fuck off zhang

assburgers

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this

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>and get another salary
yes the idea of ubi is that your basic needs are met you wont go hungry but oyu have no luxury so most people will still want to work

standard.co.uk/news/uk/wetherspoons-tim-martin-coronavirus-shutting-pubs-parliament-a4392611.html

>Hannah Brooks
who is she?

haven't done anything productive in years

literally everyone called it the 'rona until recently when rorke decided to stir shit

utterly insane scenes now lockdowns started, saw this steaming down the cheadle canal this morning while walking the dog, cant believe things have got this far

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listening to some progressive metal in fact

is your bing.com video search with filtering off broken?

yeah but I'm supposed to be paid

If you insist on calling it le Chinese virus you are a sad act simple as. Imagining you're involved in some great culture war

he's doing bait mate ebola is named after ebola the river

Boys just caught the Uber home, but I’m still out back with my beer and my portable speaker
Playing the smiths, love the smiths
Hope you’re all well

Ebola is literally named after the Ebola River in Africa, where it originated, you spastic fucking yank.

>walking ur dog
>in cheadle

surprised they haven't ate the dog yet

fucking hell, get out of there pronto

wasn't aware it was safe for humans to enter the cheadle exclusion zone yet

omg it's even warping the space time continum and showing sea in the sky and trees

Influenza is named after a small italian (roman) village

bet you didnt know that

spanish flu, west nile, zika, etc all named after places
so is ebola you leftist faggot

Lunar eclipse in the Cheadle Exclusion Zone

Richard Clapton - Deep Water
Now there's a choon that I believe speaks to all of us

Ahh yes, so your tenants will be losing their jobs or going to reduced hours, and you're still going to demand regular rental payments in full, very good. As long as your coffers are full I guess that's the main thing

this is obviously photoshopped

can't wait for people to call swine flu animalist

i've been calling it the chinese sniffles since january

it flu over my head
aha

no....

What was your worst "one song on repeat" phase de lads?

Brisbane on complete lockdown, people have started eating the roos

Can you explain why we would get UBI if we have a salary? Or would it supplement a salary? Would Richard Branson need to get UBI?

If UBI is enough to live on comfortable I wouldn't go back to work, or might cut down to 3 days a week.

You’re all legends lads, no ifs or but’s

Smallpox, measles, bubonic plague, and also your examples are of specific reasons (and the Spanish flu wasn’t even from Spain), like I said you’re just mad and stupid and want to blame someone

And what the fuck does left/right have to do with this?