/brit/ + /leaf/ + /ausnz/

so fucking depressed its not fair i am forced to live like this

you know what? lock em up and throw away the key
scum

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bossman lets me take my dog in his shop, always slings me free lighters and packs of rizzla too. proper sikh don

it is over though, barely anyone is going to die from this. it won't even kill 20k now, that's basically the same amount the flu kills each year

yeah they close all schools, quarantine entire countries every year for the flu bro

wasnt logically coherent the first time and sure isnt this time

unity of man

so fucking depressed its not fair i am forced to live like this

wrong :) this was me

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The sun never sets

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where's /éire/???

*sarcastic spaz voice*
very cool

>literally proving my point that they are reacting completely disproportionately to the threat at hand
kys you simple-minded automaton

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yes you know better than literally every medical expert in all the countries
fuck me you are braindead

Are they really pro-british or are they just using it as an anti-china symbol.

fuck off retard. /brit/ is a fascist general

So here we all are then, the lads, a toast a toast to /brit/ and our guests

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܂the virgin seethes at my superior intellect

open.spotify.com/album/40ujnXEoJYbg0AaI9iDaVN?si=9EQaTJ3XSwWBcYXmxvdZtw

new moz album

Doomergirl pays rent to coomer landlord
Doomergirl becomes a streamer

Ijaf gangs numbers rapidly diminishing

in 2020, they voted my posts the worst posts to read in /brit/

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4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

5 Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.

6 Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

7 For they that sleep sleep in the night; and they that be drunken are drunken in the night.

8 But let us, who are of the day, be sober, putting on the breastplate of faith and love; and for an helmet, the hope of salvation.

>bureaucrats exacerbate the risks at hand to give themselves a bigger budget and more prominent role in policy-making
it's the same logic from military generals who tell us the world is more dangerous than ever. they just want more money flowing their way

this is public choice theory 101 you dumb little scrotum

>Muslimquoting

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what does ausnz meaning

much better

NO

always wonder who made this image. Ireland was the last country of all these to legalise gay marriage and the presence of antifa type groups here is minimal

oh no no no hahahahahha

܂squawking

>moz
literally who? some random golliwog ebonics poet no doubt

are you seething about not getting rent?

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why dont you take irland out to and replace it with northern irland

...

oh okay you are a conspiracy flat earther

What's the secret to India's immunity to viruses? Is it turmeric?

> omg user!
> that hairy beer belly looks terrible!
> is that thing between your legs supposed to be your genitalia?

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wouldn't say seething but it's annoying yes and a hurt to business as it is for everyone

119913876

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there's a slightly fringe radical group that actually wants the empire back, a subset of the radical separatist group of the youth protest movement as a whole, think like BNP levels of support
by and large most lived only a couple years under the empire
naturally the cameras are drawn to the radicals with the flags

Singer #KanikaKapoor of baby doll fame tests positive for #COVID19

She had returned from UK on Sunday & hidden her travel history from authorities

Later she also stayed at a hotel & attended party with at least 100 ppl

@Uppolice
should not give any benefit of Gender to her

how many flu seasons suddenly fill up hospital beds and machine ventilators well beyond capacity?

they have so many people no one notices when a million granny guptas die

>First British arrest for failing to self-isolate
>First British arrest for failing to self-isolate
>First British arrest for failing to self-isolate

nice soles on the one on the left, would happily lick them

cheese seems a bit unnecessary
get some proper sauces on there ffs

based

Is that Aphex Twin?

proto gf said I make her happy
might be moving to official gf

fuckin freak

OH NONONONONONOOOOOO

܂>he STILL can't do it
pfffft

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are hospital beds and ventilators over capacity?

Herd immunity developed from facing other viruses

aye haha

gona be a good lad and tell us then?

cow piss

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-they-call-it-the-apocalypse-inside-italys-hardest-hit-hospital-11960597

Viruses spread through constant interaction with the rest of the population. Because India's culture is so stratified and based on caste, the poorer and unhealthier Dalit untouchable castes would be unable to spread it to any higher castes since Dalits would be avoided in general anyway. Another point for hierarchy gang

and still you're all whiney little mongs

They sound based, ought to be given dictatorial powers over the whole island if you ask me.

>119913935 #
>>he STILL can't do it
>pfffft

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You there. Yes you, with your left hand on your bollocks and your ugly doomer stare frightening everyone in the room. The one with a stale stench and who hasn't brushed his teeth in three days.

Speak up, man. What's your question?

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Yes.

do you find it weird that you're compelled to point out how disgusted you are by a harmless foot chad yet you wouldn't have the same reaction to a man who enjoys other men's willies up his bum?

why is it you find female feet more distasteful than a pillow-biting turd burglar? bet you're one yourself you disgusting bender freak

you alri then boris?

powerful

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copy and paste one of those in front of the >>, it'll reverse in the reply box

liking feet is worse than scat and paedophilia. kill yourself.

when do we get our boris bucks and how much will our boris bucks be?

did i ask?

܂test

FOY

܂>>really ?
must be some weird arabic encoding

no it isn't you disgusting bender freak. unironically kill yourself, it's the one thing you can do that your parents would be proud of

This is all to enforce draconian measures on the populace. Only the rich and privileged will be allowed to go outside/ use public transport. The rest will be fed government propaganda on computers and meals laced American drugs

what would I do if I were a billionaire? well to put it simply I would buy 4channel and delete every weeb board

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what are these little squiggly magic dots, are they any different from full stops?!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Big fan of Indians but don't think I'd ever want to be one desu

based nigger

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܂>yes daddy, i love getting on my hands and knees and sniffing the dogshit and dirt off a woman's toes :)
freak, embarrassment to your family

youre a deranged psychopath.

reckon people who claim to hate foot fetishists are secretly jealous they don't have it. honestly a foot fetish is the kinoest fetish to have by a long distance

when you call them out on why they find female feet so disgusting but not benders or their deviant behaviour they never have an answer for it. literally mindless programmed NPCs consumed by SJW propaganda

>And for the record, it is NOT like flu, it is more often than not chronic pneumonia and it is killing hundreds here each day.
love that the article specifically and explicitly still put that in there for the mongiest of mongs

Had a dream I stuck like 11 Xanax in my mouth at once. Tried to count to 7 with my fingers and couldn't. All I needed to do was raise 2 fingers but I kept getting it wrong. Dont think I'll ever try drugs. Woke up really annoyed.

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Yes, arabic script characters make it reverse
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Boojum is going bust lads

>finds female feet gross but not men who enjoy other men's willies up their bums
>calls others deranged psychopaths
you're literally mentally ill btw

Ah yes, because I definitely want to be get abused by doomers and niggers who want to buy 12 crates of rice each, while risking my own and my family's health by encountering 2,000 ASDA-visiting cretins a day all of the sake of £7.50 an hour.

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>That one old school mate who teaches English in China and constantly tweets about how much better China is

Come down with a case of the 'ronies.

You clearly must be pretty new if you don't think /brit/ calls out benders.

bored bored bored
might have another wank

think a lot about men shagging each others arses do you? not surprised considering your sickening foot fetish. you need locking up mate.

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Not to defend benders but at least willies are sex organs. It's the wrong organ but like, you almost made it. Feet are not anything sexual. They're just like the end of your legs. So they're closer to the mark at least.

>thinking the CCP hasn't long since taken over his twitter

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r/badunitedkingdom are having a go at us again

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bendposting isn't really that noteworthy
last thread someone posted male slags and barely got any you

heh if the partners are consenting and if they aren't showing it in other people's faces it's nothing

whereas scat is a health hazard for everyone who has the misfortune of coming into contact with the freak

just joined the alt-centre

Howl every time

you lads reckon you could take her?

youtube.com/watch?v=R3OgpLmtQuE

our king is addressing the nation tonight (6PM UK time)
can't wait

>all the milk sold out
what the fuck is wrong with normies

(8) you know it's bad but you can't believe it (8)

oh boy i sure cant wait for that!!

Absolutely made the janitor my fucking bitch

Imagine him slamming the keyboard screaming at himself for accepting his position

*coofs*

Setting my alarm for this one.

sreggin܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂܂niggers

thanks friends
I'll keep you update

if you don't have 4 weeks supply of milk in your house by now YOU are the normie

leftypol suspiciously quiet regarding all the foreigners taking advantage of this situation by massively hiking up prices on basic goods. typical.

I shall watch the dutch king give his apocalyptic televised speech to the dutch nation in real time

just need to know where to see this

Lads

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Will literally never keep more than a day's food in the house. Like living on the edge me.

be quiet
coronachan will be the death of murica

Hate yanks all you want we are an integral part of /brit/, might as well be r/britishproblems otherwise

link?

bored, sick, and tired of the 'rona

I'll post the link

would

probably going to roll back on that dumb GROUPIMMUNITY plan

this from nairaland?

my personal favorite

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it's very hit or miss with you lot desu mate
some of you are alright