/brit/ - UK Drill Edition

I don't want to go back to work particularly

its not the
flu

yeah it's kinda cringe
youtube.com/watch?v=Zg2dmvvew_o

why are you replying to yourself

guess what

its not the flu

there is literally NO reason not to have banks be state owned enterprises desu
>b-but the state then takes on the credit risk if they fail!!
this would be true if they were nationalised industries, but the state can let a SoE fail. a SoE is just a company where the state is majority shareholder.
plus it's not like the state would let the big private banks fail anyway. if they're gonna paypig when things go tits up they might as well take the profits when goings are good.

>Spreadin' (Coronavirus)
funny stuff haha

Black Brits are just black wiggers

if you asked an asian child what he wanted to be when he grows up he would say astronaut
if you asked a white child what he wanted to be when he grows up he would say twitch streamer
if you asked a black child what he wanted to be when he grows up he would say drill rapper

guess what

chicken butt

there's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure.

youtu.be/t-lS9M3N_L4
/brit/ on the topic of corona

its *clap* not *clap* the *clap* flu

What's your take on the last week mate

>there is literally NO reason not to have banks be state owned enterprises desu
Because then international merchants couldn't exploit the people of that nation, duh.

The Spanish Flu's death rate was only 2%, the regular flu is 0.1%

Cringe

If you asked a Latino kid what we wanted to be when he grows up he would say alive

get fucked yank

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only fucking brain dead retards think its the flu, its simply not the flu

>it's a "page 7 thread gets saved by one person then everyone starts posting in it" episode
love these ones

more *clap* PoC *clap* intubated *clap* ICU *clap* coronavirus *clap* patients *clap*

desu this just makes me optimistic
a better society can be built on the rubble of the absolute fucking shitshow that we created. it'd certainly be hard to build one that was any worse.

True underdog story isn't it

de sauce de lads

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>in shop
>everyone wearing vinyl gloves and keeping distance etc
>go to till with items
>shopkeeper (without gloves) mindlessly grabs items to scan them

well that was a fucking waste of effort then wasn't it?

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Just run the numbers on this so-called Coronavirus situation lads

+ More time with the gf
+ Less toil
+ Less pressure to socialise
+ Excitement of living in a Fallout pre-game cutscene

- Nothing in the shops
- People (women) are insufferable in a crisis
- Getting a bit bored now

can clearly see you've changed the pixels in ms paint

hearing americans converse with each other is so cringe lads

nice edit

*wafts it towards my face*
>yes, exceptional aroma...

last week (before the weekenda t least) was basically business as usual and now look where we are haha. johnson is half arsing it a bit though i think you need to command puibs and shit to shut otherwise the quarantine isn't going to work because people still going out and doing it

okay now this is kino
vimeo.com/399022188

might use all this as an oppurtunity to try and learn 3d moddeling for the millionth time

>it's just a flu bro

mmmmmm

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getting a bit bored of fucking the gf
might stick a finger up her shitter tomorrow to spice things up

That’s doesn’t prove anything though it would still say >you if you samefagged

ever see a post that just looks so boring from the outset you give up after 10 words
just experienced that from copealone
the writing style equivalent to the colour beige

psml

One man's flu is another man's seizure

Vindication

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*tosses in a bunch of mars bars*

you're welcome

not really lad

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Me in the pic

State of that overacting, woman barely got a word in before people started crying also lol at that dykes eyes

its so fake they didnt even say how bad it was or if anyone had died and theyre all crying

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the only thing worse than a keyboard intellectual from britain is a yank keyboard intellectual, marginally though

start of a great post, you need way more names

having a go

fingered the proto gf after chopping up chillies and made her fanny burn
no no no NO NOOOOOOOO

The best investment is applying yourself, and investing (in yourself) to learn a valuable skill, and then building something for yourself from that

Everything else is bullshit. You won't make money by winging it

they can gauge how serious the so-called "seasonal flu" is by the empty stadium for their eviction night

putting my best virus forward

Not like it's just going to go away at this point.
Reckon we're en route to having people do corona parties where they go off to catch it and get it over with, bit like chicken pox.

capacitive buckling springs are objectively the best keyboard switch
cherry mx are shit
rubber domes are laughable, I don't even a board with them a keyboard

Chinese have a better method, just fuck everyone else's shit up to make yourself look better.

Got a link to the German one?

a muscular effort

only 1 of them even posts here

wankberg is forcing my hand

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that's sort of the governments intention but it wasn't working well enough so they've been strongly suggesting places close, and museums cinemas etc have but the pubs and bars a lot aren't and people still going

*BREAKING NEWS*

someone over the road being taken out of their house by people in white suits

and the one that was mentioned is relevant to the image

*walks away from you*

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love tails
hate feet tho

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had two wanks already on my first working from home day

>sent out an email to professor to show I was very interested in Angloland PhD
>no response
ah heck

working from home as of Monday

NEETing from home

Do one, this is brit not fucking cum or lat, post with your own kind

anyone read the conspiracy theory about loads of the world elites getting tied up in oprah winfreys child trafficking scandal and thats why we're being deflected with this outbreak

twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1240833664801538049?s=20

imagine if your mother saw this image saved on your computer
you should be ashamed

Imagine being a nigger

put a sock in it rorke

Its fugging habbeding and theres no way you can convince me otherwise

rorke rises

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piss off dickhead

imagine being a vile racist

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>we used the cell towers to triangulate the location of your phone which was within contamination range of the infected patient
>we're gonna need you to come with us to one of the decontamination plants for the next 14 days
wat do?

guarantee she'd laugh if she saw this one she's edgier than

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he's probably got the 'rona

Lmao that gets posted every time something happens

they just sat there and took it, not that interesting

love gold
just stare at it sometimes.
it's shiny and ethereal
has an indescribable beauty to it
love it honestly

Dangerously redpilled

Hahahahaha imagine being a nigger though

mobilising a military must be a heck of a job

can I bring my gaming pc

more corona slags lads

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133303/Pubs-packed-revellers-despite-calls-social-distancing.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133303/Pubs-packed-revellers-despite-calls-social-distancing.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133303/Pubs-packed-revellers-despite-calls-social-distancing.html

STUNNING AND BRAVE

Friendly reminder wuhan was completely locked down when they had only two dozen deaths
We are fucked

only need to imagine one of these things

Haha... yes... excellent

Mother watches that Aussie gold hunters, wonder how many gold ‘poachers’ are out there hunting for gold but not paying to search the land

bitchute.com/video/aw9HrIscCAKR/

why would you watch porn on the computer you've given IT remote access to
use your phone or something they wouldn't have an inkling

Won't lie to you niggers reek of shit

lmao the bootlicker seethe on twitter

very grim

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133827/Troops-UK-streets-six-months.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8133827/Troops-UK-streets-six-months.html

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ijaf gang

>Friendly reminder wuhan was completely locked down when they had only two dozen deaths
>We are fucked

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mikey coming in with another classic hot take

Came here to post something VERY important but now it escapes me

guarantee black hands typed this post to give reason for GCHQ to monitor this general

I cheffed up bare man with da longest blade

pet nog just did a nig

going out to my favourite restaurant tomorrow night

Taking bets on global deaths lads
2m here

milk truk

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Upset that woolies was closed early
Had to spend twice as much by going to foodworx

Jesus Christ

*pauses song to focus my full brain power on posting in /brit/*
*cracks knuckles*
heh, you dare enter my arena with the expectation of leaving alive? so cute x

friendly reminder that nobody with half a braincell believes ccp numbers after they covered it up for months

>hate feet tho

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give me ideas for more stats to count lads

im already working on a gimmick-tracking system which will rank each gimmick by its popularity

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Think if they just waited a few more months they could have killed Epstein without suspicion

tfw no lactating girlfriend to feed me during isolation

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getting this stupid pop up every time I go to the homepage on youtube

bit annoying desu

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hopefully not
i'm a bit late on it so maybe he's already got an Oxbridge applicant and keep the position open because of legal obligations

i hope not, though, the position was really interesting.

keep dreaming nigger

1.8 billion

Bring back a double fillet Bondi burger for me please?

VILE racist can't withstand the REALITY of BASED chineseBROS driving the virus to EXTINCTION without much hassle [4k reupload]

How are you folks holding up? Our NHS are such heroes, I can't state that enough. 10 years of Tory austerity has done an unbelievable amount of damage to our marginalised communities.

I'm an engineer who is able to work from home leisurely, but our hard working nurses should be paid more than me. I would gladly pay more taxes if I could to support our most vulnerable.

Food is difficult to find but I'm still grabbing pasta and rice whenever I can and donating about half to my local refugee shelter.

At least I can fap more haha, now that porn sites should get a big boost in revenue from this debacle.

Area manager toilberg is still in the
>just a flu bro
mode.

based

me? why i will be supporting the local chinky of course

The word nigger exists for a reason

autistic freak

Doubt corona will even reach 100k deaths, won’t be nice having it tho