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Coronavirus is not really happening. They are lying to us all to test how much power they have with international media manipulation. The world has been trolled.

>wake up from two threads ago
>about to post "SCUM GANG" in the next thread
>it's literally the title of the thread
wtf...

SCUUUUUM GAAAANG

remember how takeshi is a pussy ass spic bitch snitch bitch

>YouTube, Netflix are lowering their streaming quality in the EU so sheeples have fast enough internet to work from their homes.

Umm thanks for nothing I GUESS...!!

I would sue Netflix, you're paying them for a service they're not delivering.

Is this you?
youtu.be/3RFun58Gt7A?t=180

ummm

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just sneezed in my hand and wiped it on my shirt

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Frankly, I don't believe you.

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made one

i think i have game theory induced psychopathy
i see everyone titing me and i want to tat back violently

good morning /cum/
how's it going?

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It is going.

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uhhh, is everything ok, user? you alright?

I am cold

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No, I'm not alright.

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uff, how cold is it there? here it's practically summer
cover yourself sven
what's wrong, user?

Life is dark and vacuous.

Snowing and I am in bed

We lived through not one but two financial meltdowns

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didn't know salad fingers posted here

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I'm doing ok, kinda bored tho
it's funny, before this thing started up I was content just staying at home most days, but now that we're quarantined I've been anxious to go out lmao

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what makes you say that?
damn, here's 23℃ and at like 4pm gets at 30℃, i forget that i live in a hot as fuck part of the world and that in the north it still snows
this, this will be over
uuugh hope this gets over soon

>what makes you say that?
I have no gf

>wait 30 minutes for a game of siege
>team is literal children that suck at the game

c'mon pal, no need to be so upset about that
there's way more than that in life

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shut the fuck up bitch
i willl rape ur mexican mommy

fuck off

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I'm not interested in politics since [redacted] already won, so love is the only pursuit for me.

Why does being asleep feel so good compared to being awake?

i ain't interested in politics, not saying that you should, also not saying that you shouldn't be interested in love, we all should; but that ain't a reason to be so depressed, there are plenty of things in life, there is still chance that you might get a love partner + there's plenty of people that already love you

Tell me, what does life have to offer a man other than statecraft and romance?

hobbies? other people that you love and love you back? your job? improving as a person? nature? spirituality? plenty of things really

>hobbies
Wow, very fulfilling.
>other people that you love and love you back?
I think you mean friendship, love is romance.
>job
LOL
>improving as a person
How do you measure that?
>nature
?
>spirituality
?

youtube.com/watch?v=inebLA3HqPo
sequel when?

I feel that

all of those things can be pretty fulfilling, user, i feel like you are pushing those away from you on purpose by the way you're saying it :/

>team is a girl and her simps
>start throwing round 1
>they lose almost every round in a 4v3
lol

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Half the things you mentioned didn't even make sense. Almost all of the other half were wrong or a joke.

well, they do to me, i think we all should be thankful for all those things and appreciate it in a way, you know

How do you measure improvement and what is "spirituality"?

what do you mean with both questions?

*posts physique because we're going to die soon*

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How do you measure whether a man is more or less improved, how do you know when he has improved and when he has not.

What does spirituality mean? Are you saying to become Christian?

We are completely fucked.

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You've got a nice one.

Went to target to buy an external battery back for phone and there were already people fighting over toilet paper and fat fucks dragging two carts around. It's only been open for an hour

no we're not

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i don't think improvement is something you can measure, it's something that one knows when you've done it or not
i know when one has improved because of how he feels, his looks, his personality and his achievements, andmore things you know which ones
and with spirituality i don't mean christianity exactly but you know, being close with God, no matter what religion you are
things can get better, user

idg the toilet paper meme, why so many people in there buy it so much? we haven't had that problem in here, at least in exaggerated proportions

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You're a schizophrenic.

uhhh, excuse me? no i'm not ._.

Me either also considering that Target has like 64 rolls in one bundle idk why they're in such a rush