/brit/

lets face it lads
restarting the empire begins with you taking back /ausnz/ from the filthy anime nonces of /balt/ and saving your genetic and cultural off-spring from going the way of /cum/

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Why couldn't Africans invent even the wheel?
Mad innit?

When I first started taking SSRIs it was almost impossible for me to wank but after a few years I could finish in half a minute

>boohoo i am depressed and i need daddy (((pharma))) to save me from myself and now i actually have to worry about how long it will take me to pleasure myself with my disgusting little (((mutilated))) chode but im better than you!!!!!!
S T A T E

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got two legs what do you need a wheel for you lazy cunt

requires abstract reasoning
You'd think they'd have been able to learn it by observing a dung beetle or something though

SSRIS are pure placebo

youtube.com/watch?v=1n5nOEJtrYA

suicide fuel

I KNOW THAT GIRLS WANNA DANCE
AWAY THE CIRCUMSTANCE
I KNOW THE BOYS WANNA GROW
THEIR DICKS AND FIX AND FILE THINGS

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anyone else really, really fucking despise yanks

strawpoll.me/19574573

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Got Lana stuck in my head

outstanding post

anime nonces need to be arrested

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Being good looking is like living life on easy mode

very much admire this image, might masturbate to it later, might not

pepeD

Do Brits actually love Janney(s)?

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really want to just tongue the middle phalanx of her toes

you don't eat beans and dare to call yourself a true anglo? sad

We really need to do something about the good looks wage gap

Well?

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They have an effect, its just not necessarily a good one. Its definitely not "medicine" in the classical sense.

who wouldnt want to be zero two?

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my admiration for this image primarily stems from the garments the girl is wearing
what must I google to find more images of its likeness

it is basically just the flu though

women can’t be incels

Uniberg has so graciously delayed my online physics exam by three (3) days. This will surely make up for disrupted lectures, guest lecturers who literally don't speak English and canceled practical classes. Surely.

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Time

If Pakistanis visited Britain 1000 years ago, they'd think Whites were savages too
btw, we had the wheel first

youtu.be/Qp6Qn8IwPf8?t=111
>1:52
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Would put lots of money on that being in America

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>my admiration for this image primarily stems from the garments the girl is wearing
>what must I google to find more images of its likeness

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they look busy

Just hit the books bro

>not a single non-white face amongst them, really makes you think

it was canada so you just hypothetically lost a lot of money

>hats you
>pssh, nothin' personnel... kid...

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Shall be teaching myself with a pirated textbook instead of the actual lectures and notes from the course I'm paying thousands for. Because the textbook is actually coherent.

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that's kinda paradoxical

Serbians are so fucking weird

The dude is a chinaman and the woman tothe right of him has chinky eyes

he's actually right though

Those scrub pants SUCK sometimes. Last place I worked had a massive gap where you tie them up at the side, so unless you get a perfectly overlapping pair (which was rare) you had a massive exposed area of your upper leg only covered by the shirt. Dunno how the female staff got by with that since even I was squeamish with it.

They're based.

So Serbs are like chimps then?

Imagine being anglo and hating beans. that's canadians for you

You know how at the start of a disaster movie everyone is really arrogant while the protagonist prepares? That's us, we're the arrogant ones

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Wrong bean pal

It looks like my uni course may be extended for up to six months due to the whole fucking bat soup flu.

did you ever sniff ass? scrubs seem perfect for someone to go up behind a girl wearing them and take a big whiff

Should I go back to runescape classic? Anything cool happening? People still playing?

And what about planetside 2?

why don't you fuck off back to Pakistan then?

way hungrier than usual these days
what's that about?

I used to love planetside 2. My gaming pc died and I just replaced it with a generic laptop, so I can't play pc games anymore. Can't wait till gaming virtualisation happens, so I can play pc games again.

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caloric intake has dramatically increased since sobriety. may have to relapse to drop a few pounds

They apparently just had a huge update and lots of people came back

Not sure I want to take that plunge again though

>we had the wheel first
its like the italians claiming credit for the romans, except instead of reaching back for 2 millenia pakis have to reach back 6500 years to find something worth bragging about
a whole new level of cope

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god Yas Forums is just full of absolute boomers or people pretending to be boomers

OpieOP

>A study in JAMA this week found that almost 40 per cent of infections and 87 per cent of deaths in the country have been in patients over 70 years old.
>According to modelling the majority of this age group are likely to need critical hospital care - including 80 per cent of 80-somethings - putting immense pressure on the health system.
>But Prof Ricciardi added that Italy’s death rate may also appear high because of how doctors record fatalities.
>“The way in which we code deaths in our country is very generous in the sense that all the people who die in hospitals with the coronavirus are deemed to be dying of the coronavirus.

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I've been wearing the same jammies for 4 days in a row....

nah it's not that

screaming

that thumbnail is the grimmest thing

Bro I should've bought bitcoin I'd be rich by now bro