Why do brits think this is an acceptable breakfast?

nobody calls it a breakfast
it's called a fry up

The breakfast I had this morning

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Says the raw fish eaters. But then again most are just copies of Chinese food anyway.

no wonder they are so bloat and oily

>nobody calls it a breakfast

I do, cope

Cause it is? And it's good for your stomach

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Fuck off. Once this Chinky virus blows over, I'm gonna have myself a working man's fy-up at a proper cafe.

Perfect for a Saturday morning after a long Friday night drinking.

it's only called a full english breakfast because it's made up of elements of more realistic breakfast items

like breakfast for me is sometimes fried egg on some buttered toast with some condiments
or I could have a couple of fried sausages and toast
or I could have a hash brown or some bubble and squeak made from leftovers with some other stuff
or a bacon butty

the idea of the full english breakfast is that it takes all of the more traditional breakfast elements and combines them together into one full single meal that you'd have as a big lunch or for dinner

Fuck brehs everything except the weird blood sausage they eat looks so good

Say what you want about british food but at least they do breakfast right

>germans in charge of the english language

could smash that right about now tbqhwy lads

As a rule I tend on the rare occasion I do have sausage or bacon I'll always have eggs and toast

>cooked food for breakfast
Hello yikes department?

Full English is good

I had a "Full English" breakfast once at like 8 in the morning after a long nights sleep.

Half an hour later I was asleep again, my body couldn't handle it all.

yeah that seems reasonable
but chucking in all of the other fried stuff is just not sustainable as a breakfast feast

okay come on, pic related is absolute breakfast kino

get that in ya

Wish I could

It's not like they eat it every day.
When I used to live in Dublin we had that kind of breakfast at the cafeteria of the office every Friday.

What the hell are those black, hockey puck-looking things? Do you just fling them at people you're arguing with at the table? The rest of it looks good.

They don't got blood sausage in australia? Thought you guys were descendants of brits.

It's pudding.

Chang

We everything else on that plate except those black discs. Couldn't tell you why but it just isn't common here.
Okay.

I don't know man,it looks good to me.I'd give it a try

Seriously, it's called Black pudding.

Is that before or after the breakfast candy in milk?

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how do people eat so much in one meal? I could eat that thing in the middle, 1 sausage, half the amount of bacon, one egg, half the mushrooms, one half of tomato and a slice of bread and be full for the whole day. all the shit in the pic for just one meal is fucked.

The "normal" Full English isn't that big. And it's not like we eat one every week, never mind every day.

lol I actually thought you ate them everyday

That wasn't a sarcastic "okay"; I was acknolwedging what you said and taking it on board.

Do you not do anything to work up an apetite during the day? What do you do for work? If that was the only meal I ate in a day I would absolutely crush it.

no we lost the interesting foods like black pudding, pork pies, gammon steaks and yorkshire puddings

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Sure thing but what's the fresh prince of bel air got to do with this?

I'd eat 4k calories of that shit a day if i didn't have to worry about being a fat cunt not going to lie
it is a so called reaction image where his face represents the feeling i feel about what i posted about getting the shit rip-off of the most underrated yet mediocre cuisine in Europe
although our fish and chips are much better

It's perfect for getting rid of a hangover.

Would scarf down all of that except for the baked beans, that's weird.

Can I have a side of pepto with this?

I saw these at walmart the other day and was absolutely baffled. This sounds horrible.

If I add a few latinos to my genome and cut of my foreskin, and eat plastic, you'd call me a well-bred superhuman

>manlets

It's not something you eat everyday usually just in the weekend after a lie in

i personally dont

oats and milk are my preferred breakie

i wish I could taste it once more...

Or are they a odd brunch

perfect for OMAD

I can tell you right now,nobody buys that shit.Why it exists if fucking beyond me.

You post anime i bet you are an oddity irl

Weak Icelandic genes

It looks fine to me
I don't get it

>8-10 hours of fasting
>not an acceptable breakfast
ok lanklet

Honestly, being used to Lithuanian dishes, I think that is the ULTIMATE breakfast. It's all the good shit in one. Looks tasty and filling and gives you a good amount of calories for the day.

Thats like only a snack how is that filling?