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/brit/ + /ausnz/
William Davis
Benjamin Brown
For me, its Alice in Wonderland
Camden Hernandez
here we are
Lucas Davis
More like nigger in suckyland
Caleb Kelly
the elderly are the only ones who should have been told to stay home, avoid others and not travel
everyone else can catch this shit and deal with it like they do the normal flu
release more funds for hospitals if necessary
ENTIRE COUNTRIES, CITIES AND BUSINESSES SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN
Liam Lopez
I wish I was dead.
Bentley Cruz
got a final round job interview next week lads
all being done remotely of course
i do wonder if i really want to work for a company that is so retarded its actively hiring during a pandemic, but i suppose i should be grateful
Oliver Williams
A toast! A toast to the lads and our shared future successes! Not only to our future, but let us remember our past with keen pleasure! To the lads! The lads of /brit/!
Owen Thompson
Absolutely BASED response.
>Get cold
>Deal with it in 3, 5 days max
>Get flu
>Deal with it in 5, 7 days max
To be fair though, I haven't had the flu in almost a decade.
Lucas Harris
What's the gig?
Owen Sanchez
maybe if you make even more of this post capitalised and keep posting it over and over again on Yas Forums the President will see it and take heed of your sage wisdom
Carson Sullivan
Hear hear!
Jeremiah Thomas
mayonnaise sir?
Dylan Smith
I can’t believe Trump actually said this
Carson Allen
Here is an email I received from my letting agent today:
Subject: Corvid-19
Good afternoon,
We hope you are well.
Following the latest government announcements in relation to Covid-19, this is an important notice regarding your rental contract.
We have outlined below some guidance for you to follow which we hope helps bring some clarity to your situation.
Rent payments are to be made as normal, on time and in full.
We ask you only to report urgent and essential maintenance at this time.
All our property inspections are currently on hold until further notice
If you have any concerns in relation to your next due rental payment please make us aware via email as soon as possible
Any late payment will be treated as normal arrears unless we have discussed in depth with you personally and authorised prior to your rent due date
Please only call our office at this time if you have been made redundant or your working hours have been significantly cut due to Covid-19. We will require extensive evidence supporting your case and we will from there endeavour to assist you in every way possible.
Jack Green
me in the back
Juan Lopez
nigga are you for reals
Jaxon Perez
Guys fucked eh
Nicholas King
Is it true that /brit/ is essentially the old boys club
Austin Myers
Getting on really well with my colleagues.....I don't know what to do with all the hate I've bottled up
Gabriel Murphy
Let it out you fucking freak
They definitely, 110% talk shit about you behind your back. How could they not? You’re freakish simple as
Cooper Bailey
Guess what?
Henry Fisher
The Paki Tranny...
Hunter Foster
here we are
you and i
so lonely
so alone together
Jace Brown
Asher Edwards
Fucking state of that victim.
Cameron Butler
Hunter Lewis
classic nigger tune ngl
Jason Harris
Dominic Williams
finance software engineer
have a look at your lease lad
most say that you cant be penalised for late rent until its at least 14 days overdue
and from now on pay as late as possible, as every day that passes is another day the government might announce a rent amnesty or suchlike
FUCK landlords
Angel Harris
Easton Martin
Preparing my case to go up against rentberg ar tribunal
He's saying the dog I want is too big and will have behavioural problems
Using google scholar to collect articles to back me up
He'll be having some teenage 'property manager' girl who's basically a real estate secretary represent him
Think I will demolish her in court
Dominic Roberts
>have to rely on a Tory government to help small businesses and the poor not get evicted because they can’t work due to a viral pandemic
Oh my days so many people are fucked
Benjamin Butler
landlords should have all their property seized by the state
Cooper Reed
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE POOR PEOPLE NOT THE RETARDS THE HECCIN FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE WELFARE BOIISSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ethan Moore
You hiring a lawyer?
Christian Jenkins
Nice hound
Jonathan Green
>corona doesn't affect your payment of rent
>it does affect the landlord's maintenance of the property
Jordan Reyes
tbf they seem to be acting rather untorylike at the moment which is pleasing
thank christ its not jeremy fucking corbyn ahahahah
Benjamin Diaz
Nothing here is shut down as far as I can tell.
Austin Phillips
The future is in our hands.
Isaiah Bell
if rentberg wants me to pay up and stick the license agreement then he can fucking well stick to it to
shall be reporting every single crack, dodgy tap and chipped mantle in my flat in solidarity with you lad
Kevin Cook
No, the civil court system is made for self representation, but the landlord doesn't live round her and simply can't be arsed so his real estate agent has to represent him (also not a lawyer)
If you want an actual legal aid/representative/lawyer you have to ask permission to get one
Joshua Peterson
any neets had a phonecall job center appointment yet?
kinda dreading it actually, i'd rather just go there
might pretend I didn't get the message and go there anyway
Aaron Sanchez
>rent amnesty
fascinating stuff. you'd never see anything like it here. half the population could be coughing up blood, dying on the streets and the feds would be arguing over who pays for body disposal units
Jacob Rivera
Jacob Smith
Landon Reed
tbf i wouldnt have ever thought theyd give $1000 bucks to everyone either, but here we are
times are a-changing
Isaiah Sanchez
any lad here with bank or card debt? how's it being handled this specific scenario in your cunts?
Asher Parker
Charles Cooper
They said they were closing job centres for three months?
Tyler Lewis
not schizo
Luis Torres
>as normal arrears unless we have discussed in depth with you personally
what's the angle? how are they going to fuck you out of some money this time?
Jose Mitchell
was just a reaction image to that bizarre video
Angel Evans
Wonder what will happen with all the kids who don't got school for ages because of the 'rona, will they turn more retarded? Or was it school that was making them retarded all along.
Connor Carter
oh yeah aha
Matthew Davis
school is a glorified babysitting service
Jayden Moore
Joseph Reed
its holidays mate
also schools are only glorified babysitters anyway, no harm to them skipping it
school of hard knocks educated, i am
Jayden Jones
Key Aboriginal groups are calling on the Northern Territory to declare itself a “special controlled area” to keep coronavirus from spreading, and take “extreme social isolation measures”, as more Aboriginal communities across Western Australia, the Northern Territory and Queensland issue calls for nonessential visitors to stay away.
But the federal government is still telling remote work-for-the-dole participants to turn up for group activities or risk losing their payments.
Aaron Martin
whens the baby due
Blake Gray
Jordan Diaz
if only you knew how dan things really are
Adrian Martin
didn't specify duration
Anthony Johnson
very menacing image this
Justin Butler
really makes you think
Charles Ward
everyone ordering shutdowns because of this needs to be hanged after this
they are ruining the lives of everyone under the age of 65
Leo Wilson
its not that bad
calm down
Evan Wood
get ready there's dan
adi it's dan in the r6 man that's dan
don't disrespect dan
do you know dan
you'll get a box from dan
Charles Evans
GOOD post
fuck der boomensteiners
Eli Morales
Sick glasses
Easton Price
hi mr carr
Evan Martin
it's not that bad if they open things up after next week
longer than that is the death of western societies
Jacob Ward
pfft they'll throw themselves a big nice war before that ever happens
Anthony Jones
Good to see are Em is back to his free association slam poetry ways
Christopher Nguyen
t. mouse
Leo Cook
this post ought to you by millenial boomer and the deranged narcissists
Anthony Thompson
corrr want some glasses like that i do
if only i had a photo of them to show to my optician thats not full of nazis wahey
Liam Gray
>Carr
Holy fuck he’s a mickaloid
Camden Parker
get a grip
Kayden Hall
There’s a bloody viral pandemic outside. You have the biggest excuse in the last 100 years. Why would go there, you plonker
Ayden Lewis
....That's what the African at work says
I know, the KOREABOO has admitted to as much
Dylan Baker
Are those ear pods
Leo Murphy
thank god for mr chang cannot get over how good these half prawn dumplings were
but alas they were so good i put more in and now halfway through they're cooking but im not so hungry but i will anyway which i don't need what because im a fat bastard
Jose Myers
I don't like phone calls
and I could use the exercise of walking into town
Austin Gray
I dont give a shit
Tyler Sullivan
goggles/glasses hybrid is fucking beautiful
Kayden Jones
giving millions of people a taste of the NEET lifestyle is risky. who wants to go back to work after 12 weeks of lazing around getting paid
Gavin James
Either do I but I bet it’ll be less than two minutes. Who’s looking for a job at this time?
Jacob Williams
Sick digits
Jordan Green
WHAT's on the menu today, /brit/???
Alexander Allen
normies wont be able to handle the existential dread
Andrew James
Oliver Wright
does Amers willy work any more?
Henry Allen
I skipped school for 1 month and discovered this place back in the day. Could be REALLY detrimental for some
William Mitchell
Wagies can’t grasp the concept of hobbies. I remember this toiler fuming because he didn’t believe that I read books and exercise
Nathan Sanders