/brit/

yes

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the virgin stutter vs the Chad stammer

What does kissing feel like?

leave michel out of /brit/ please

don't care if you don't believe me the proto gf has big giant chebs

any slutpoppers in?
any gaypoppers?
any purepoppers ?

very very soft and nice with girls
with guys/trannies its a bit more mucky, only good during sex

where's the francophonie on Yas Forums?

You're bisexual?

like salty coins and milk

FUCK. source?

non-existent

Just watched The Conversation (1974), Fuck me was that boring as shit. Makes me wonder how Coppola managed to make two of the greatest films of all time.

sand bags

Deeply immoral, distasteful, revolting, and objectionable

If you're with some random bint in the club then it just feels weird and boring, but a necessary pre-cursor to shagging. If it's with somebody you actually like, then it's enjoyable in its own right.

had a little bit of everything over the years yeah
by and large, guys (including trannies because they are not women) cant kiss but girls cant suck cock

like a real big proteinous satisfying shit

lesbianism is one of the greatest dangers to societal structure

Jia Lissa on the left

Does it count as being a kissless virgin if you had no in say in being kissed by some random girl when you were like three or four?

What's the /brit/ movie watch list?

come on yanks...

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ever sucked your own dick?
i have
kills your lower back

Honestly i prefer sofia coppola

nice pleb take. can i subscribe to your pleb blog so i can read all of your other pleb opinions?

Pourquoi?

Business idea: multiple gfs so it's not lesbianism when they kiss.

has be in puberty and beyond for it to count

nigga you just took a picture of a screen

I'm getting the word.... nonce.

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dont like this rule because it makes me a virgin

All women are lesbians

>Australia's coronavirus death toll has risen to seven with the death of an 81-year-old woman in Sydney.
it's fucking over bros, mad max soon

I used to do it a lot for shits and giggles at parties, now I can barely lick the tip

There's /fr/, it's a pretty active general.

yeah was much quicker than getting a screencap on here you’ve gotta trust me

>Cousins: Nicolas Cage
wtf

makes me sad the amount of food thats gunna get chucked out cause it goes off lol

umm.ya..me? i wanna check outta this chicken shit outfit
youtu.be/8Ecdn5SGT1E
simple as

based
not as if the elderly and infirm frequent beaches and raves is it mate

the proto gf is also taller than me

Got seven cousins me.
Bet that's more than anyone here.

if you like the conversation then I can immediately tell you are in fact very boring

Lost in Translation and Marie Antoinette are masterpeices and don't rely on cynical "ohhhh so grim" faggotry

me? ya..
planning to watch the seventh seal next

windows key + shift + s
paste that into mspaint
no excuse for taking a photo of a screen

wanna bet?

at parties?
like a party trick?
>hey guys, wanna see me suck my own dick lol?

>The EU’s chief Brexit negotiator announces he has been diagnosed with COVID-19

cunt

>tfw 6'0 so this will never happen

you don't have proto nothing
shut up

:gasm:

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Jason Schwartzmann too

What is your favourite movie?

YES MATE I’m well aware of the process but I am unable to access are /brit/ on the device I took an image of, why don’t you show some consideration for others?! Would like an apology mate - this is NOT ON

fuck sake now they're gonna threaten to cough all over us and we'll have to bow down to brussels again

No.

this should be illegal

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justice

don't really have one

well I'm 5'6 so it's not uncommon

Unironically this might work out in the UK’s favour, negotiations wise

Chinatown

just use snipping tool if you're on windows

turt

Pfwoarrr just matched with this fittie

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im literally, genuinely one of the most interesting person you've ever met. i charm girls with my stories and wit during house parties like you wouldn't believe.

got nine wahey

absolutely not

imagine he dies

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

played nier automata for like 20 minutes and uninstalled
im speechless
what the fuck is that shit
amazing game they said

o u sweet DUMB summer child
blade runner, directors cut
-----:-------:---++---

so this, corona thing makes me wants to watch the ds9 episode where quark starts selling weapons in his holosuite
>mutagenic virus talks
positively chilling innit

no

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usually a recent one that i liked so right now it's probably jojo rabbit

not really into films

What do I say lads

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cant stop thinking about eating ass

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never trust someone who has no pictures with friends
it just screams mental illness

if this is a good match for you you must be incredibly grim looking

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Send here a mutt meme

Currently watching Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights

get straight to the point. set up a meet and promise to bone her brains out

the only time i ever kissed someone i was off my head on ket and it felt so weird, like kissing a dead fish

*takes bong hit*
*puts on Alan Walker*

prolly robot innit
don't even get excited if a peng ting messaged anymore, only the fat or black ones or single mothers are real

Tell her you're an expert on British culture.

youtu.be/etviGf1uWlg

brianna more like brie anal haha get it

incredibly grim

best series

oh dear, he's 69

mine too

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How's the Duolingo tonight lads

Screaming.

based and forget it pilled

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Ah yes you shag STD riddled drug addicted art hoes, quite the accomplishment!

Do you want a pat on the back? A cookie maybe?

when I hear the name brianna I think of that webm where the lass is whispering how she wants to get cucked by brianna to her bf

is your hair itchy?
you should try head and shoulders it designed for dry shalp

watched anime for the first time

which one

How'd it go

youtube.com/watch?v=x7FYTCsvzOg

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don’t worry lad, don’t publicly side with yanks over aussies typically but your match was indeed better

that way trannydom lays

you're alright mate?

vile

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>25
grow up cunt

Lad the fucking state of your one

onii-san?

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Don’t get it

delusional if you think that girl you posted is any different

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eggplant thumbsup crying smiley with link to horrendous mexican atrocities

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gay

im not pulling off a horse

How the fuck do you justify never having kissed a girl except for one time when you were off your head on ket

Are you ugly

peng

something wicked this way comes

Are you the same Australian faggot from previous threads who has ridiculously high standards, to the point of only being attracted to 10/10 supermodels/sexbots/anime characters?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, for your benefit and for anyone else who might be reading this:

If you're not sexually attracted to slampigs, you're either low test, gay, or a pedo. *BEGGING* you to seek testosterone replacement therapy.

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alri

Forgot this app existed yet it's on my phone
Can't be the only one who finds it boring as fuck? Just not effective to learn a language through your phone.

Screaming

Based Brianna

nah I'd definitely shag that girl you posted

I know a pissed horse when I see one

better than your examples lad
what are you doing

i can smell the canabis and stale cat piss from here

Language Transfer

Confused you with another Aussie then. You all type the same. I can practically smell your shitposting through the screen.

Pfwoarrrr shame about the face but look at the state of her body bet that pussy is like a vice grip

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Absolutely vile.

imagine being a medic right now but still being responsible for like obese patients and mental health patients. if they don't make the immediate switch the COVID wing they should just quit

hooting and hollering

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no it just never happened

never made any attempt to and it never presented it to me apart from that one time

utterly bent

watching anime

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I'll check it out

*inhales*
PHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
wish my gf had a body like this

bit bent

Link?

Nissan’s are based (prior to 2002)

the nonce gf

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are we posting our tinder shags

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state

GOOD GOD IVE HAGGISMED

is basically a free version of Michel Thomas if you've heard of it, it's very similar

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betootaadvocate.com/world-news/compilation-of-celebrities-singing-imagine-somehow-actually-worse-than-global-outbreak-of-covid-19

relax, settle in, hold her(him) close, put some passion into it and its nice

*leans in for a closer look*
*adjusts glasses*
*takes off glasses and cleans them on shirt*
*puts them back on*
*leans even closer in*
*holds ctrl+*
*squints*
*taps on monitor screen to check its not faulty*
Hmm

Yea

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wish I shagged this girl but alas I did not

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Can't stand fatties.
Universally awful personalities
Don't fancy shagging someone with oily sweat pouring out from every fold of fat

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Howwww

Are you an actual meme asexual or something?

how many kids you reckon she has

youtube.com/watch?v=F-eAZRYQUk8

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I meant to the video you fuck

youtube.co/watch?v=YNhOYcDOc2Q