/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

what happens in the video, my Uruguayan associate

oh no, I believe we may be in presence of a harmful entity
do not under any circumstances listen to the Urugayan

I have no clue what that is.

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l-lewd.

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god damn

delete this

we`ve found the cure for gayism and yankism in one fell swoop
incredible

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(You)

--The video of the Man---

My favorite video is the one of the Man.
Kids put on the video of the Man.
'No', 'Eugh', 'Please no', 'Not that one'

It is the only thing I ask of you.

Misbehaving children and people need to watch the Man.
Far shot of a Man. Really far. Wide shot. Middle of a field.
Blurry man.

The video of the Man.

YA THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT DONCHA

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yeah. I still haven't a clue. maybe I never saw it.

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What the fuck

do not acknowledge him or great ruin will befell you
this is an ancient spirit that tricks people

Conway, Arkansas

i really dont get it

youtube.com/watch?v=jiMXK9eDrMY

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based

dont you put that hex on me boy!

Damn right!

don't say I didn't warn you
enjoy your 3am trips to the toilet, they are about to geat real interesting

>3am trips to the toilet
I thought the best time to travel to California was 5AM

Which state in usa would be ideal for me?
> I hate autumn
> I hate winter
> I hate snow
> I hate ice
> I don't use Winter Clothes?
> I like only hot and hot climates all year round
> I like soccer and a Major League Soccer fan
> I hate cold climates
> i hates NFL, Hates NBA, Hates NHL and Hates MLB
> i Hates Army
> Not Like Trump
> hate hunting animals
> I hate beer
> I never went to university
> I live with my brothers and my mother
> I hate Guns
> I hate the national Rifle Association
> I hate cigars

holy shit
this post is the highest quality post out of south america in years

nevermind this guy is alright

Conway, Arkansas

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You may have earned the red Czech's trust, but I will continue to monitor your activity.

Puerto Rico

NOLA

Thank you brother, may Allah bless your curry.

Conway, Arkansas
you know this already.

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such gracious manners and humble demeanor
uruguay confirmed greatest nation to shed off the yoke of the spanish empire

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might buy an ant farm

Some people say that forcing children, the mentally ill, and pygmies to work in the diamond caves is morally and ethically wrong.
I say those people want to condemn these lesser beings to lives of mediocrity instead of giving them the chance to shine, instead of allowing them the adventure and opportunity to partake in exciting and profitable work to better themselves. So what if the mortality rates are above 50%? Those young men and women lived more in that mineshaft than they ever did in the orphanage, asylum, or gorilla infested jungles they wallowed away in before their employment.
Deep in the darkness of the earth those tiny and feebleminded people seek out treasures we could only dream of, gems that have been sought since mankind learned to admire beauty. They bring us these fragment's of mother earth's splendor for little more than the cost of a Walmart™ Rotisserie Chicken per six laborers, which is considerably more cost effective than Guyanan or Botswanan mines. Moreover the workers recieve bonuses for diamonds found, encouraging them to participate in the industry and motivating them to squeeze deeper into the narrow shafts and crevaces below our feet. The rate of loss is kept absolutely minimal and any rumors of animals that deep in below the ground is preposterous, regardless of rumors spread by our foreign competitors of morlocks or subterranean tribes of pale blind injuns.
The choice is obvious, an investment in the Ozarkan mining industry is the most profitable and humane natural resource extraction on this planet earth, but that won't be the end of it.
New Ozarka on Mars is already being prospected by the Waltons, and promising a promising Landsat 8 scan of the region shows much promise for beginning the tunneling beneath the red world sometime before 2050.

We look forward to doing business with (You)!

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I wonder how many gallons of succulent ant milk does one ant farm produce

Google is holding my email address ransom to get my phone number

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yuo kno wat 2 du
youtube.com/watch?v=3tCgpNFiZfo

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S H A L L

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just thinking about those delicious ant cakes is making me lose my shit
literal mana

posteo.de/en

going to have to do those awkward webcam classes for the rest of the semester

Its terrible, you could hear my professor's husband in the background running a sander.

Getting up in the morning to go to class was bearable. Don't know how long I can deal with needing to log onto some app just to stare at other people through a screen.

You've got ants.

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t h a t s
m y
p u r s e

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archerdoyouwantants.jpg

is it just me or does Recess sort of have a similar animation style to KOTH

Early koth is similar yeah

Yeah, and I got to see the boys, but now its unbearable

eeeeeeeaaaaaaating seeeeeeeeds is a pastime activity

>Been wanting to learn 3D stuff
>Check out /3/
You know a board is good when the only thread of value is the sticky post that has mostly dead links.