/brit/

It didn't. It basically collapsed for a good amount of time. When it came back out of hiding, the entire structure of society changed. It was the closest thing humanity has ever experienced to an apocalypse.

nice try spazzo

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umm sweaty

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toba_catastrophe_theory

on the train lads
every time we stop at a station i start coofing so no one sits next to me

wrong

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post the funny man who laughs histerically pls, need that pic for something

nonce alert vibrating

>Both the link and global winter theories are controversial.[1]

Cope

The hundred years war basically stopped for a full decade because everyone had to go home to maintain society.

BTFO never to recover

If norms are allowed to have work phones and personal phones then I don't see why I shouldn't be able to have a work laptop.

It is not my responsibility to provide the necessary materials to do the work.

guy on the train earlier did that to me so i opened the train window so he would sit in a blast of cold air then found another seat

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NONCE ALERT ACTIVATED

1k sounds alright, is it nice?

Cambridge is bloody expensive, shame because there are tonnes of jobs there, I'll probably end up there at some point.

twitter.com/Sean__Last/status/1240698306449125378
doomers in ruins

alri yeh

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>cricket

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That makes sense, but it's probably an emergency measure, because the company would have to buy a shit ton of laptops and it isn't prepared.

If its a virtual desktop like AWS then it doesn't matter anyway, they can't see your porn.

commute from Peterborough

don't talk to me until I've had my willy

Things would probably be fine if we had UBI

nostalgic for when I lived in spain lads, much better country than england, if you can get a job that is

Everything is better, cheaper, the women are more attractive, weather is better, food is better, there were literally no downsides

Get me off this miserable island

Yet here you are in my thread

That's Bradley Walsh to you

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>assumptions
>numbers plucked from this air

lad...

Borders are closed pal

I WANT YOUR STUPID LOVE LOVE

Business idea: charge people to inject them with corona if they want to get it over and done with

Emigrate the cunt

Any other lads dismayed by this situation? Never thought so many Britons were this herdlike and susceptible to media induced panic. Honestly support shooting every panic buyer.

no refunds when they get reinfected

england isn't an island

dunno if you noticed but its a bit tricky to do that atm

The Yanks are saying they have found the cure.

PANDEMIC CANCELLED

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>Never thought so many Britons were this herdlike and susceptible to media induced panic.

did you not see the mass anti semitic smearing of Corbyn last year that disappeared one day after the election?

Why are brit so stingy with you's

>get it over and done with
their lives?

thoughts on the sister?

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What if they panic bought all the guns?

pig disgusting

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Most of the people dying of Coronavirus sub 50 y/o are pozzed homos

They'll never admit this but it's likely a fact

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That's _missbo

IF YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE FRONT WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE IT FROM THE BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK-BACK

doomers in absolute shambles

there was an aussie named lachlan at toil today

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No one is yet to prove that the coronavirus isn't slowing down already without just Yas Forums posts saying "it's getting worse"

Most people didn't believe that though, it was a tabloid attack line. It's different now because the entire media is pumping out coronavirus panic to distract from the economic crash that's incoming.

/brit/ should remember, when you're under martial law, unemployed and on rations that you panicked and believed this shite.

think I fucked up lads

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...

think i've got it lads. have a cough and all

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literally the most alluring and seductive pic i’ve ever seen in my life and I used to have a 500gb porn collection and addiction

Nigga it's on the news

good

Imagine picking up something that just came out from inside of you in your mouth

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1240736835732717571?s=21
they’re all dead
imagine taking a single statistic from China seriously

mong

>most people didn’t believe it
most people believed it, you can watch quick street interviews as to why people didn’t vote Corbyn and it came up constantly

im rich
you're not
you lose
i win

Lads... this is terrible news...

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i swallow my own jizz all the time

Chin up x

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fuck pandas, let them die

does she do cock & ball torture? asking for a mate

AISHA
I
S
H'

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I remember more complaints over his support for the IRA and Brexit position than antisemitism

Fuck them.

: (

>they are choosing to ignore internationally accredited advice lets feel sorry for them
nah

disgusting fat cow
need to shag her

This makes me think depression is real.

oh no how sad...

youtube.com/watch?v=gzlHucbD76U

twitter.com/lima2001/status/1240381468641239046?

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moving to Leiblin Park

DESHI
DESHI
BASARA
BASARAAAA
it makes us stronger la, our posts are among the best here just because we don't get the (You)s like they give to their Commonwealth chums
but, we strive and get better
because THats what we are and do
DESHI
DESHI
BASARA
BASARAAAA!!

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normies on the ropes

ancient

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Christ she's hideous

nice one lad, why?

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Would've just stole it

wanking over CUMVID-19

Who /not panicking/ here?

Shan't be hoarding, staying indoors or taking any more hygiene measures than normal. I mostly believe that this is incredibly overblown and being used to distract people.

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having a quarantine meltdown

thought amer worked in a call centre?

COVID-19 is causing the economic crash, it's far worse than their telling the public, no way China hasn't got any new cases, it spread all over the world it's definitely infested every corner of China. We're in for a wild ride

What a chad

felt like it

you should be arrested

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Should have just banned the media from talking about coronavirus and carried on as normal.

any paypig man in?

>Talking shit about me and my thread

Yet here you are posting in it.

Pathetic and cucked

NOOOOOOO THE WORLD IS ENDINGGGGG

Haven’t been here for two months. Decide to check out brit for 5 minutes and i’m already irritated and stressed. Fuck this shithole i’m gone for good

>COVID-19 is causing the economic crash
Wrong. It's a mask.
mronline.org/2020/03/04/no-the-coronavirus-is-not-responsible-for-the-fall-of-stock-prices/

aisha looks like THAT?!?!
190cm looks like THAT!?!?!

THE WALL IS CRUELER THAN THE CORONAVIRUS

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oh dear oh dear

yikes

People take literally no notice of the percentage of boomers in a population.

No New York is not going to be the next Italy because the average age is 35.

imagine getting stressed out by /brit/
good riddance

Ban cameras, ban pens, ban the internet

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GET ON WITH LIFE YOU NEED TO DROP EVERYTHING AND PANIC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just a bit miffed, thats it

Might do the same lad. This place is just full of drones repeating the same shite the BBC is telling them over and over. Like a bunch of lemmings.

happening in cheadle

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ngl lads my hands are fucking BURNING right now with the amount of fucking hand washing ive been doing

just put some moisturiser and it feels like that scene out of fight club where he puts chemical burner on his hand

You don't have anything better to do

Business idea: /brit/ media

>both threads are being used
ffs

bought 18 chocolate bars
wasnt my fault
blame costco really

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see you tomorrow

good post, good lad
i think things'll pick up when this corona business is over and done with and we can just banter without it being brought up every five minutes

umm.ya..you're lying

do most brits live in london?

IS THERE NO GOD?

Be honest; have you panic bought?

why are you asking
you're not a JF, right?

kirkland needs to answer for its crimes