/brit/

So in normal conditions they wouldn't have died?

Right wrist and left wrist that's rain

Trying too hard bud

Heard bald and bankrupt has the coronavirus.

>Postie delivering at 9 at night.

wot

im scared lads

i just want to cry

>animal crossing
Alri Chris Chan

10am here

Would have been killed by a stiff breeze

No one likes your stupid image, no one thinks its funny, you're just annoying everyone

Fuck off Clogwog

So what? The issue is that they're all dying at the same time which creates a bottleneck in the health service for everyone.

Yeah. It is the type of disease that kills off already-sick people.

Contrarily, the concept of being class conscious has never been stronger.

>fascist adjacent tendencies
Nothing Trump or any of them said/did isn't exceptionally fascist. Stuff he says and does is sometimes a dog-whistle to Fascists, but Fascists really aren't the brightest bulb. They're following a dead, 1920s ideology which is impossible to revive.

stop spamming the thread. it is against Yas Forums rules

zoomers can take this into their own hands . just catch it. go about normal life. let the boomers and sickies die off and then we can get on with the rest of our lives

Yeah but why the fuck is every disease counted with all their cases over history except bubonic plague which has each outbreak counted seperately

Do - you - love me like you used to?
Oh rubber ring rubber ring rubber ring rubber ring

What is the etiquette on following female friends on insta?

piss off u crumpet

Bit like you

My point is to the Yank that yes, it is bad, yes you should listen to the advice, but no this is not the Black Death. He seems to be trying to make out that everyone is going to die.

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You gonna delete this thread janny?

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Just roared n*gger out my window

Still not happy about that yank who said he can’t tell the difference in style between The Smiths and Moz’s solo career

Truly human progress

Never like their posts but ALWAYS view their stories to ensure you're top of her "seen" list

>front page of stuff is all corona virus news and then some obviously paid for articles shilling korean products and celebrities no one in NZ will ever care about

Why are Koreans like this? Why do they spend so much money trying to fake being important?

How’s the situation in Germany?

Ahh fuck forgot about that and insta lmao

Yh that’s some weird shit

Progress is that these people can live at all

Killing them off is a return to barbarism

listening to some music huh?

instagram.com/sentient_meat_/?hl=en

COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

Keep squealing you pathetic worm, nobody cares for your late edition

Their whole country and ethnicity is a massive cope to deal with the fact they will never be japan.

China:

>population hundreds times of size of the UK
>like 50x more high speed rail and domestic travel than the UK
>manage to contain a rapidly spreading virus with no new cases for ages

UK:

>Tiny
>barely anyone travels domestically
>can't even contain a virus

utter state of us, china mogged us completely

korea is very important

barbarism begins at home

one week to the day since i contracted the virus

I'd love that

Really not that bad, bars and pubs and the like are closed so everything at night is dead but during the day there's people on the streets like normal
most people are working from home though

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The Bavarian government is threatening to enforce a curfew and declare martial law.

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Panic buyers are total bugmen

yes, but at what cost?

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>viruses don't mutate to become more deadly
HIV
*drops mic*

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you can’t say they mogged anybody when they started it and the global economy collapsed

Oh dear

>>manage to contain a rapidly spreading virus
Erm, user, they spread the virus to the entire planet. They didn't contain shit. Also 90% of UK cases are in London. It is pretty contained.

who takes all these pictures of women looking at their phones?

Socialism > capitalism.

ah yes the classic %20.6-7 poster

A CRACK ON THE HEAD
IS WHAT YOU GET
FOR NOT ASKING

China would be a transcendent nation if you lot hadnt flooded the place with Opium in the 1800s to destroy them

absolute monarchy > constitutional monarchy

WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: comfy sneed thread
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
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stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
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Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
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/brit/: 'Socialism > capitalism.'

virgin

*smacks you on the head*

believe all of this

what I got for not asking

China:
totalitarian state, subservient used to following orders
anyone that steps out line will be abducted and never heard of again
dystopian abject shithole

I think i'd rather avoid the above and have a thousand coffin-dodgers die a year early tbqh

post the funny man who laughs histerically pls, need that pic for something.

about time

Should be a bannable offense

cringe

lads what are your 3 most prized possessions?

Does Yas Forums actually still exist?

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my kids

"working" from home tomorrow haha ;)

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*national socialism

That’s a really good question
The car is one
Also have a really cool verified authentic WWII document

3 customers in 8 hours today. toilberg won't let us stay home

>Yas Forums

dutch bicycle
ereader
gym membership

Fergie has the old chunky flu

rip red nose cunt

Howling at that pathetic worm trying desperately to shill his failed edition (and a terrible, humourless one at that). He really is pitiful, a sad little creep.

I’ve done a couple things that may point the janitor in his general direction, hopefully he cleans up that little mess in due course.

looking at world frontpages

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my phone
my computer
my house

It has nothing to do with socialism, but a bit to do with Capitalism.

The idea that a society will eventually not need to be coerced to do what is best for the state was discussed by Marx in his historical assessments.

In an individualistic, capitalist society, where the bourgeoisie need to give the proletariat a steady income to keep the state afloat, asking someone to do whats best for society is extremely difficult.

I don't own my car (leased) or house (rented) so I would have to say my computers

actually, basically and literally

Don’t get cocky lad

his kids

Phone I suppose, dont really have any possessions I'm that arsed about

Based Irishman

british tourists are stranded in peru because of the chinese virus, kinda weird innit

we got way too cocky earlybros

It is actually to do with democracy vs totalitarianism. In a totalitarian state, you can easily mobolise society towards one goal. Not so simple in a democratic society.

and Liverpool will still not win the league :>

china is not a nazi state
that's america

Toilberg just shoved this through the letterbox and ran off

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herd immunity
y'all became part of the cult of BoJo

twitter.com/LaylaMoran/status/1240371946367352833

your new lib dem leader

WW2 proves this wrong

>chinese virus
Racist cunt

:(

Capitalism in action.

Nice cope, did a scouser shag your oneitis when you were in LJMU?

>no new cases for ages
Lmao you gullible fool

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encasing myself in a hermetically sealed sarcophagus until such a time as this Chinese Plague has been erradicated

Picked these up today. Who /readyforisolation/ here?

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You mean the war were the Soviet Union won?

>Two years ago
>Just started uni
>Terrible snow
>Forgot to purchase any of my cold weather licenses
>Can't use kettles, snow shovels or go outside
>Freezing
>Decide to cook some chicken flavoured supernoodles
>"There's no harm in using the kettle once"
>Switch it on
>There's a knock on the door
>It's the kettle license man
>Looking at his clipboard
>"Mr user, do you know it's illegal to operate your kettle without a license?"
>Couple of minutes of talking
>Finally persuade him I don't have a kettle
>He's just about to leave
>"Oh thank god, I'm getting away with it"
>Kettle clicks
>He turns around
>mfw

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You know I'm right
>WAHHH MEDIA SAYS VIRUS BAD MUST CONSOOM I NEED TO BE A FAT GREEDY FUCK

Wont you starve?

and they expect us to work to death for them haha

ah yes covid-19 or the Wuhan Beatdown as I've taken to calling it, very impressive

What the hell are they supposed to do?

my virginity

If the shops are selling why can't people buy? Miss out did you?

are they human?

Too late, he's already sealed

hmmm theres a virus about i must buy all the cabbage and lettuce

it would be extremely painful

Yes, also known as the war where several Democratic societies were mobilized for one goal.

All over for him lads

decades of communism got rid of that long ago

*Sung to the tune of Come on Eileen*

COVID 19!
Poor old human race
Got a virus you can’t deal with
And a threat that you might be erased
Happy Birthday
Sing it twice, you’ll be safe

Where’s the loo roll?
I need loo roll now!
This shit has just got really real

COVID 19
Yeah, you’re scary and mean
Gotta self-quarantine
Cancel everything
COVID 19
You’re all I’ve got on my screen
It’s an introverts dream to self-quarantine

Stockpile
Stockpile the loo roll
You stockpiled
Stockpiled the loo roll
You stockpiled
Stockpiled the loo roll
I can’t find anymore!
Cos you stockpiled
Stockpiled the loo roll
Don’t stockpile
Stockpile the loo roll
Don’t stockpile
Stockpile the loo roll
The shelves are bare now
I could swear now
Where’s the loo roll?
I need loo roll now
This shit has just got really real!

COVID 19
Are you a killing machine?
Or just a flu like there’s been
Almost every year?
COVID19
Yeah, I just wanna scream
Maybe self-quarantine
So I can disappear from all this!

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You don't even have an edition you gimp

*bangs helplessly at the glass panel and points to a bag of nik naks on the side*

Well done

going to escape london tomorrow.
can't be arsed with getting locked down.

People are buying far more than they need because they're scared little rats and so some people are going to be left with nothing unless strict rationing is implemented.
You're either thick as shit or a total sociopath.

where you going to?

By abandoning democracy and instituting temporary authoritarian rule.

frolicking rn ngl

*tittar omkring mig*
Vare nån jäävel som ville plocka svamp elleröh? Vi plockar svamp på stridöverhyttsluttningens översta mynning
*sniffar på svampen*
*sniff sniff*

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Well be part of the people who's buying then, problem solved, thicko

parents house.
i havent had contact with another human in 8 days nor left the house so i think its safe to do this.

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material:

laptop
phone
nothing else, maybe my clothes

intangible:

my family
my principles
(you)s

China is national socialist by any measure

when dya reckon bin collections will stop lads?

evens watch the rest of my book
odds watch a film
dubs wank

No, it's Marxist-Leninist, and Marxism-Leninism defeated nazism.

Stop masturbating, it weakens your immune system.

havent had a wank in at least a week

simply been too scared to do anything other than lie in bed really

Hmm....if I remember, the Allies still continued with general democratic principals.

I do not remember Franklin Roosevelt nor Winston Churchill suddenly tearing up the Constitution or the English Bill of Rights. Remind me when that was

own two cars, potentially won’t be getting much use out of them the next few weeks
rest my lovelies

other way around actually

Binmen are already riddled with disease, Covid-19 is nothing

bbc.co.uk/news/business-51961624

Supermarkets and their supply chains are beginning to buckle under the strain of customer behaviour in the face of coronavirus.

Several chains are "drastically cutting" the product ranges in store.

They also said they were telling their manufacturers to ignore making some products to focus on those for which there is greatest demand.

go to bed mr greaves

Not "prized" but would really struggle without being able to listen to music on my good headphones.

weird flex but ok

consider arson

When will more Bongs die? The world deserves it.

Ok, coomer.

yes, agree that a deadlier mutations will not get passed on
but from the amount of infections, even if 0.1% turns out to be a lethal one, we are talking about millions

pc
media and games collections
... phone maybe
even then if i lost them all id shrug and go ah well

>most prized possessions

>my principles

*half-heartedly dabs*

anyone seen monica lads? She's gonna be moving out soon, she's much more of an adult than any of you freaks

Bet the situation in Iran is a total disaster

>games collections

Yes. Dirty habit that one.

2 days ago supply chains were fine according to ministers

not gay or anything but if a big bulging penis was in front of my face I would like to see how much of it I could fit in me gob

People defending panic buyers probably think the kulaks were poor honest farmers who didn't hoard grain.

youtube.com/watch?v=JE0TGFVquvM

Need a nice fat willy deep in my bum

Aye
2020 has NOT been a good year for Iran

satellite imagery shows literal mountains of bodies everywhere

*Also want to add that Chinks have cooked their numbers

He's what 27 and has never lived away from his parents PATHETIC

i own a big diesel 'yota for motorway journeys and a small 'xhaull for trips to the shop and that

Feel like I'm not doing enough prep for a "society breaks down" scenario. Might buy a motorbike or something.

situation in my arse is a total disaster lads

luv food me

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Britain is easily one of the most selfish nations on earth. I fully support WW2 style rations because people are conditioned to be greedy pigs who can't restrain themselves.

You should kill yourself then.

oh yeah, name 3

reports coming in of rapid changes in symptoms from covid-19 patients in cheadle, possible projectile vomiting and extreme paranoia
just received this pic

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So what? You gonna cry? Little virgin boy takes his inageboards THAT serious? Why don’t you grow a pair of nads and man the fuck up

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Gamers are oppressed

buy 10kg of porridge

Ah right, this exact same situation isn't happening all over the world. Fuck off back to Twitter.