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stuffing your wang into a vagina while cooming

Is Santa Claus at risk of catching the virus? I need my presents on Christmas bros, if he dies from this I'll kms

yeah, a belt is my third favorite option.
second is ass/vag smothering, and first obviously being masturbating in a coffin filled with dry ice. really adds to the sense of urgency.

no chinks at the north pole, he'll be fine

I hate this timeline. There's the duties of work and school but without the things that make life bearable..

HAPPENING: Tulsi Gabbard just dropped out

woah

mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/double-big-mac.html

im with my family now, we are playing Wii

heh heh

duty

?

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and endorsed biden, based

C R I N G E

wii sports or BASED mario kart?

small peepee

lole wonder how jimmy dore is gonna react

That's nice. Lot of families don't bond like that, even if it seems small.

inuits =/= chinks

t. jealous because no family or wii

>neither my mom or dad want to try playing vidya games while theyre stuck inside

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wii sports and mario kart (double dash)

>double dash
>not based Wii

ISHYGDDT

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How are you bros handling the bad news?

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uhhh that was already a thing?

first time i hear about it

What's the difference between BLACKED and BLACKED RAW?

Apparently it was Canadian exclusive. Didn't know that until recently

we have wii but we're trying to unlock all the characters on doubledash

>cana-fats

haha woah, this the new one?

I've been putting off a work task that's due tomorrow all week. Work from home is a joke. I need my wage cage to stay focused.

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Raw is meant to look more amateur (it still isn't amateur guys and girls though)

I can eat a whole double but I cant finish 2 regular cheeseburgers

why is this

double double*

Everyone's gotta glutton out sometimes

I can eat a whole butthole but can't finish 2 regular penises

why is this

because homosexuality is a sin

Homosexuality was invented by Christians

The seasoning is a lot more thick and rich

>greeks
>christians

They were bisexual

Been really bored so I was surfing around other boards and let me tell you guys

/fa/ may just be the biggest online group of fags in denial I've ever witnessed

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Homosexuality isn't real

what are your favorite boards? I like Yas Forums Yas Forums Yas Forums /lit/ /his/

STOP calling it the Chinese virus. Lulu Chu has been pretty pissed about it on Twitter.

>when you bring candy to school

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bros I am turning to prostitution to make money

maybe those chinese should stop producing so many pandemics

Lulu Chu and the Wutang Flu
could be a kids detective novel

I started on Yas Forums in 2015 but I stopped using it in 2018, haven't been back since, I mostly use /lit/, Yas Forums, /tg/ (just for mtg), and randomly shitpost on others like /ck/, Yas Forums, and /fa/.

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How are your rates?

>/his/

a fellow patrician I see

wish i was a chick and could do that
fucking easy money.

What is Trump waiting for use the fucking military? They are just fucking sitting around waiting for orders

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>asylum seekers crossing the border at Roxham Rd will be quarantined for 14 days
Alright so if I were a legal American citizen who wanted to cross the border legally I would be stopped at the border and denied entry (non-essential)
But if I'm an illegal alien wetback shitskin who walks across the illegal border crossing you'll LET ME INTO THE COUNTRY and tax the healthcare system?
Fucking lunacy, pure fucking clown world shit.

how much can i get for a roll of toilet paper?

maybe the CHINKS shouldnt have produced a flu