/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

You: yo
Stranger: hi
You: whats wrong with you
Stranger: same question
Stranger: why depressed
You: my boyfriend left me
You: you
Stranger: oh hell
Stranger: same haha
You: omg
Stranger: why did he do that
Stranger: found another girl
You: idk, she didn't like me anymore and started fucking another girl
You: he
Stranger: omg
You: i got cheated on
Stranger: thats horrible
Stranger: how old are u
You: 16
Stranger: such tender age
Stranger: God bless u
You: how old are you
Stranger: u r out of such
Stranger: 28
You: why did your bf left you
Stranger: its whole shitty world full of creepy men
You: omg
You: ikr
Stranger: u shdnt be sad
You: i feel so heartbroken
Stranger: he cheated on u
Stranger: he lost u not u lose him
Stranger: i understand girl
Stranger: i have seen it
Stranger: u hv a lot to see n do in life
Stranger: u shdnt get demotivated
Stranger: dont lose ur energy over such men
You: i know...
You: did your bf cheat on you too??
Stranger: get ur books, be successful, show them they lost u
Stranger: they will regret
Stranger: yeah my bf left me
You: do you even know why? omg
Stranger: never commited just pass time
Stranger: yeah he got to marry someone else
You: omg
You: im sorry to hear that
Stranger: adult problems u see
Stranger: okk gotta go
Stranger: wish u best in life
You: im a guy
Stranger: be string
You: HAAHAHAHAHAHA
You: M 20
You: WHORE
You: NIGGER
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: well good luck
You: ok
You: good luck
You: findin a husbandddd
You: bitch
You: kys
Stranger: thank u doggo
You: thank u whoreeooo
You: its too late
You: for u have kids
Stranger: i am not wrong atleast abt men

same :(

You: too late
Stranger: i will definitely
You: should have gotten married at 19
Stranger: u shd too
You: nope
You: nope
Stranger: they r cute u know
You: too late
You: too late
Stranger: and dont raise them them to be u
Stranger: cheaters
You: u are done for
You: too late
You: 28?
You: wow
You: thats fucking old
You: disgusting
You: who will fuck u? gtfo
You: disconnect already
You: depressed bitch
Stranger: wat r u waiting for smart boy
You: gtfo whore
You: disconnect
You: gtfo
You: dumb bitch
Stranger: dont u hv the courage
You: where u from whore
You: gtfo
You: disconnect
You: you have to go?
You: you don't
You: cause
You: U
You: STILL
You: HERE
Stranger: show me ur courage
You: WHORE
Stranger: u disconnect
You: YOU DON'T HAVE TO GOOOO
You: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: nope
Stranger: nope
You: liar
You: liar
Stranger: i wanna see
You: stfu
You: pls shut the fuck up
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: ahahha
Stranger: whos talking
You: u got fooled
Stranger: the liar himself
You: shut the fuck up
You: fool
You: your bf left you
You: cause u are shit
You: U ARE SHIT
Stranger: just like i fooled someone else
You: ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHIT
Stranger: u did to me
You: nope
Stranger: wat so smart in this
You: bye
Stranger: have good courage lil boy, gotta teach some more like u, be kind n honest , u never know when a bitch bites u back n u will b dead

Stranger has disconnected.

>Cases in my county rise to 86
n-no

fuck yeah bud, maybe it will have been for something

I just exposed the girl I've been talking to to my true, bizarre sense of humor for the first time, I hope it goes well

gonna cook some burgers for lunch maybe my mail will be in today

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post screenshots nigger or gtfo

Can't, it's over Snapchat and she will be alerted to my screenshot

which is more boring?
brown hair with brown eyes
brown hair with blue eyes

brown hair is beautiful

brown hair with brown eyes

only on women haha

i don't really care for light eyes, but it doesn't matter does it?

Brown hair can look nice on guys too

i like both equally

why do normalfags post on /cum/

Do you like purple potatoes cum?

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I'm still a kissless virgin, I'm just trying to escape that status

sup /cum/
how's it going?

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looks icky

never had them

/cum/ is trash anyways

yeah, it's a really awful looking picture, they look better in person.

where'd you get those

let's roll

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i'm outside

stop and shop, it was just a bag of mixed fingerling potatoes (red skin, yellow taters, and the purples)

i've seen them but never had them before
it's from peru isn't it?
/cum/ is based & redpilled actually

im talking to someone again

you got lucky boi
how's the taste? is it like sweeter or tastier or something?

>it's from peru isn't it?
pretty sure originally, these are US grown though.

gib me something good

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>you got lucky boi
not really, i am deeply antisemitic and having to be a merchant is pretty much the worst one for me

>Dutch health minister resigns after collapsing in parliament

They're slightly more flavorful, it tastes more earthy, but in a very pleasant way.

he thinks im a girl in the convo

oh ok, thanks for that info
>deeply antisemitic
cringe, why are you that?

oh fuck im retarded and didn't realize i got trips lol
based, i already have a large arsenal so warlord is perfect for me

bit rood tbqh

who you talkin to, user?
hmm, not sure how would that taste but ok, good that you like it
what do you mean?

You: hi..
Stranger: Hey what's going on
Stranger: Are u depressed too
You: not much, just staying home cause of corona virus
Stranger: Ikr
You: yes my bf left me
Stranger: Sorry to hear
Stranger: Happens alot
Stranger: I hear
Stranger: Need new one
Stranger: Plenty of fish out there
Stranger: Keep trying
Stranger: Easier u find a better one
You: are you single yourself?
Stranger: Yes. Now I am.
Stranger: I was left too
You: by who
Stranger: So i.understand. my gf left me.
You: im sorry to hear that
Stranger: She said I'm a loser and lazy
Stranger: Thank you
Stranger: She don't understand depression
You: i really want to get fucked rn desu
Stranger: But it can be dangerous
Stranger: If u don't know the person
You: what do u mean
Stranger: Diseases, anything can happen.
Stranger: Crazy people
You: have you had sex before
Stranger: Kidnapping
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: I was in a relationship
You: thats nice. did you enjoy it?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: How old are you
Stranger: U sound young
You: 16
You: you
Stranger: 23
You: haha im young i guess
You: but my gf was like 20
You: bf*
Stranger: Ok I see
You: yup
Stranger: I didn't have sex until 21
Stranger: I was a virgin
Stranger: Before ,21
You: omg
You: i had sex when i was 14
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Very young
Stranger: You must be a slut. It sounds like to me.

Stranger has disconnected.

kys you'reself

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>canada announces corona gibs
>there's nothing for me
haha i love being a single white employed male, paying huge taxes and never getting anything in return is cool

wheres my trumpbux

ok... what is this for?
well, are you one of those people who seriously need government help?

gott33m

what are you gonna buy me with your trupbux?

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>ok... what is this for?
omegle, i had a convo

this sticker for the car

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