WHAT THE FUCK

Based Joe Biden is going to win and there's nothing you can do about it

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I always hated Americans but now I actually love them. I hated them because I thought that they were evil bafoons who act against their best interests, but now I realise that Americans are just the most galaxy-brained people on the planet. Even the dumbest American understands that life is horrible and meaningless, and therefore treats life, including his own, with utter contempt. Americans make life worse because they want to show us the light

I love you, America. Please bomb me with black-pill laced chemical weapons, so that I could understand the horror of the universe as I lay on the ground dying of a neurotoxin.

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Bernouts utterly and unequivocally BTFO

what a poser -_-

LOL, A BIG FAT PHONY

Based

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americans are truly braindead

>NOOOOOO Y-YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO ENDORSE MY JUDEOBOLSHEVIK CANDIDATE, NOT THE BOOMER WITH DEMENTIA!!! WHAT ABOUT MY DONATIONS???

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/Our Chad/ won't give up

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Cynicism is overrated desu.

why? she made the right choice.

NO MOMMY NO

>chad

Fuck off shill. This is a TRUMP board

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Lost a lot of respect for Yang, Tulsi, and Warren.

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malarkey post
go back to r*ddit or wherever it is you unelectable commies hang out

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>falling for the yang meme in the first place

It's sad how their retards identify as progressive but defend the Biden pick in a primary.

his heart will probably bernout before the election even happens lmaoooo

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>suspends social media ads (buttplug and warren did the same before suspending their campaigns)
>tells his own team he’s going to “reassess” his campaign
He’s just days away from dropping out, if that.

the mistake was having any respect to begin with

>Lifelong Democrats back the democrat favorite for the sake of party unity
Honestly why are people surprised?

>Biden
>Electable
It's four more years of the other piece of shit.

Yang makes sense. He's trying to have a future in the Democratic party and one of the things you do to get on the party's good side is endorse who they want when they want. His views also lined up closer with Biden anyways.
Warren makes sense. She has the most to gain. She could easily gain a VP spot out of this. If not you better bet she's getting something, her endorsement was valuable and she's not giving it away for nothing.
Tulsi makes no fucking sense given she literally resigned as Vice-Chair of the DNC just to endorse Sanders.

Biden:
>Encouraged old people to get coronavirus in order to vote for him
>Literally senile
>His party is trying to stop Drumpf from giving everyone free money

Drumpf:
>Took correct procedures to enforce quarantine
>Tweeted SOCIAL DISTANCING in all caps
>Is giving Americans much-needed welfare checks

I might actually vote for the Orange Man, bros, I never thought this day would come

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>He's trying to have a future in the Democratic party
lol what. has he ever been even elected for anything. so far he doesn't even have a political career to speak of

turns out being blackmailed for campaign funding does that, lol

>I'm dealing with a ******* crisis
fucks he doing? Whats a single senator supposed to do?

>Tulsi makes no fucking sense given she literally resigned as Vice-Chair of the DNC just to endorse Sanders.
Which shows there's a variable missing to understand this problem. My guess is she has dirt on Biden and was offered a good position in his government as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

He's already said he's running in 2024.

Seethe

the JOEPEDO is about to sink bernie's battleship!

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>bernie doing anything about the virus
He couldn't even answer the question on how he would handle the emergency. He just defaulted to his M4A vagueries, as if universal healthcare was supposed to be more effective against a pandemic. A bunch of procedures just got cancelled so they wouldn't overburden the healthcare system: you restrict access to healthcare during a pandemic so you can actually focus on stoppind the spread and do damage control for it; you don't give people free dental.

I actually got my dental and psych appointments cancelled. Which is the only reasonable thing for health authorities to do unless these are for extreme problems like tooth abscesses and suicide attempts.

That's true. Warren would need VP, but Tulsi's just a (former) congresswoman, she'd probably take anything.

>has he ever been even elected for anything. so far he doesn't even have a political career to speak of

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Fucking lmao that gif

Trying to singlehandedly stop Trump from genociding Iran

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Doesn't it tell you that Bernie is ineffective as a politician if he can't get an endorsement from any of the candidates?

maybe he should try running for city council first. get some actual experience before trying to lead the free world

Not like its a hard choice, biden is literary braindead.

i dont get how anyone liked or trusted bernard after 2016, he is a low energy pussy bitch that will just drop out and endorse biden just like he did with hillary

Yang and Tulsi were both literally who meme candidates. That being said I did lose respect for Warren.

>free

Why is this thread on Yas Forums?

you think Trump cares what Bernie Sanders is tweeting?

Well, good thing Bernie gives refunds.

Also, he actually said companies should sell the vacine to the government at cost!

You should encourage companies to research the vaccine and people to invest in these companies, not scare them away!

>Caring about politics in 2020

>Bernie
>Chad
He's the democratic party's cuckboi, they cucked him in 2016 and they're cucking him in this election too, since he's a coward he'll meekly endorse Biden just like he endorsed Clinton then he'll probably retire his entire life being a failure

>tfw super zoomers growing up under trump won't even know what that term even means

>low energy

he's like 90 years old and biden is the definition of low energy

Reverse psychology

American voters know she is an evil Assad, Putin and Modi fangirl.

She is actually hurting Biden by endorsing him.

Biden leads Trump by 4.5% on average nationally. Sanders leads by 2.6% nationally. Warren trails by 0.2%. He doubles or nearly doubles Warren's and Sanders' leads in states such as Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. He's the only candidate that makes Arizona and Florida competitive.

NYT analysis conducted a few months ago shows that truly persuadable voters, who supported Trump by a 7-point margin but backed Democrats by an 8-point margin in 2018, go for Biden by 11 points but prefer Trump to Sanders by 2 and Trump to Warren by 17. They are skeptical of a progressive platform, opposing single-payer healthcare by 23% and opposing free college by 14%.

Taking out the specific candidates and thinking more broadly, 62% of Democratic voters want a candidate who promises to find common ground with Republicans versus 33% for a candidate who promises to fight for a bold progressive agenda. 55% want the nominee to be more moderate than most Democrats versus 39% who want a more liberal candidate. 49% want someone who promises to bring politics in Washington back to normal versus 45% who want someone that promises to bring fundamental systematic change to American society.

Joe Biden voted for the Iraq War, and obviously that was a mistake, but he has incredible experience dealing with foreign leaders and conducting foreign policy. Clearly we're in desperate need of clarity on the world stage right now. He knows how to build and rebuild alliances.

Clinton had the email scandal and Benghazi that drastically hurt her favorability among voters. Both were blown out of proportion with regard to her involvement, but it hurt her nonetheless. Biden does not have any recent scandals like that. When it comes to him versus Clinton and also Warren, we have to grapple with the sad reality that a significant chunk of swing voters are not comfortable voting for a woman.

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He is one year over Biden - who hasn't had any heart attacks or walked into a shower door.

im not saying biden isnt low energy, but bernies outsider "radical" plans will not work with a low energy candidate running them. bidens more establishment shit can and usually does run with low energy candidates

how can Berniefags cope?

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>Biden leads Trump by 4.5%

every poll said hillary would win

also, don't forget the Biden will have to debate Trump, and Biden is going to look like a fucking senile retard

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>she is an evil Assad, Putin and Modi fangirl.
>Modi
Haven't seen those three being mentioned in the same sentence before tbqh.