Do you think you’ll pass out when your wife gives birth or stay strong?

Was she bleeding a lot?

You didn't Jew him, did you?

Did she breastfeed both babies?

She did and we stayed in the hospital for an extra two days

>tfw will never have movie night with my family, gonna die alone

They didn’t give her anything for the bleeding?

no one who browses this site is fit to bring up children. your minds are full to the brim with the degeneracy, god knows how fucked up and traumatised your children will be, freak

She did yes, but the second time around she went 50/50 bottle/breast since she was working part time.

>your minds are full to the brim with the degeneracy
And other peoples minds are not?

Did it scare you the first time or were you generally chill?

>it’d not possible to be normal and browse Yas Forums

You have to go back

They gave her a massage and they removed the parts of the placenta that were making her bleed
>hurr everyone on this site is a freak
Unlike you I don't let Yas Forumstards decide how I think

You do have maternity leave in Sweden yea?

At first I was nervous as we did all the pre-birth checks and the nurses were getting us settled, that calmed down though. Then she started having contractions and no humans should create such sounds. Then I was shitting my self. Then I got used to that for a while and then the screaming turned up 200% and I was shitting my self again.
Like a rollercoaster of wat da fuck is going on, holy shit she's gonna die, I'm gonna be a single dad, oh she's fine, nope dying, fine, nope surely dying now...
It was mixed is my point.

What has changed since becoming a father?

>mfw I'll be having my first baby during the coronapocalypse
We really chose the greatest moment to have a child

>You do have maternity leave in Sweden yea?
Yuup. 480 days of leave per child with pay. And you can split it so we took half and half.
I worked the first period when they couldn't leave momma and then she went back to work when I could deal with them alone.

I will not be looking at the baby emerging from the distended vagina, so I'm sure I'll be fine.

Fugg sounds tough. What was your first thought when you saw your baby for the first time? How does that make you feel?

Pretty much everything, work gives me 8 weeks of paternity which is nice but:
I havent got a full nights sleep since my she was born
I haven't BBQed
I've gotten poop/pee on me numerous times
Found out just how fast we can go through a box of daipers
Etc
>480 days
Dang I'm lucky my work even has paternity leave, and I only get 8 weeks

>What was your first thought when you saw your baby for the first time?
Literally no thoughts. Complete brain shutdown for like 30 seconds. Then just tears for reasons no man can explain and pure joy. And worry. That worry never goes away either. No one told me about that one.

freak cope. your children will be trannies and schizos and you know it

>That worry never goes away either. No one told me about that one.
I was told it would go away
I...itll go away eventually? Right?

My wife and I are both Mormon
Your move

Why worry?

>I...itll go away eventually? Right?

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What if the child gets sick?
What if the child hurt themselves somehow?
Why are they crying now?
Will I be able to properly juggle work and a kid once paternity runs out?
Will they do good in school?
Am I a good father?
What if I'm not a good father and eveything is in vain and I'm just fucking up this kid and they never love me because of it?

You worry

>Why worry?
Because you have never felt responsibility like that before. It's a human built in feature to keep the child alive. You worry, and worry. And worry some more. Is he/she gonna be fine? Is that normal breathing? Can he/she eat that? Oh crap, oh crap, fuuuuuuuu...
Gets better when the kids get older right? HAH nope. Other worries replace it. About the future, money, education, is the oceans gonna rise and drown my child? Will ww3 break out, Am I a good parent, will the kid hate me?...

Thank fuck I'm not alone.

Stay strong swedebro
It'll be worth it in the end, or so I'm told

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True that. Raise them strong, I'm sure trying my best with mine.

What are some things that you do now as a father that you said you’d never do?

My kid is less than a month old, so I can't really think of something off the top of my head that I specifically said I wouldn't do but did

I did just sit in silence with my wife at 4am as she breastfed the kid tho, which was kinda surreal

>when you realise she have been fucking BBC

Watch cartoons in my late 20's and actually enjoy them.
Tell dad jokes.
Do the baby speech sounds in front of people.
Wear a chest harness (really comfy and safe, not gonna lie) for the little one to sit in.
Sell my M3. That one hurt my soul.
Buy a station wagon.
Think that my children are better than others.
Sing to them in public.

I can keep going, the list is long.

You two are lucky. Seems like being a father is an amazing experience if you have the right partner I guess.

It's pretty nice, when things are going right. That's for sure.
The key is also to have parents that loves to baby sit their grand kids. That's a life saver.

Are you planning to have anymore kids?

Both times we have said "no more" in the hospital. I don't think it's more true this time than it was the first.
First one is 4. Second one is almost 2.
So if we follow the pattern.. We will see.

Aww I wish you and your family all the best swedebro. Thanks for answering my questions.

he is clearly black himself

No problems. I wish the best for you as well.

Why does it take so long to push out a baby but I can push out a poop in 2 minutes?

If your poops is the size of a baby, perhaps eat less Mämmi.

Ever tried to piss out a kidney stone?

I'm a doctor, if it happens I might as well start selling burritos for a living

>he actually is
What the fuck is wrong with this country? White people specifically

Heh gonna watch my wife's pussy getting shredded to pieces so hot can't wait to have sex again

You can’t have sex for 6 weeks after childbirth

Gonna fuck her so hot hngggg

Why? Would it hurt the mommy?

Well, let's just say a woman isn't in the best place physically after a natural birth.
Took nearly 8 weeks before me and my girl tried and then it was still painful for her for several days.
And she still had a rather harmless birth, didn't need stitching or anything like many others do.
But the main reason is after birth complications. Those could be anything from infections to hemorrhages. Not to mention that it takes a while for her body to start working correctly again. My wife was dry as a desert for the first 4-5 weeks.

Yes if she has stitching and because it needs time to heal. But it’s also because her uterus is in the process of removing all the debris left inside which is why moms bleed for about 6 weeks after childbirth. You don’t want mom to get an infection.

>your wife
That'll never happen but even if it did why would I pass out? I've already seen women giving birth on the internet. Real life can't be that different.

Yes, when your child disappoints you and you accept he'll be a loser drug addict for the rest of his below average lifespan you'll stop worrying.

Is that what happened to you?

>" I've already seen women giving birth on the internet"

Seeing things irl is much different, plus the energy, the screaming, the smell
Like gore vids or watching someone die irl is much different then anything you see on here.