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moo edition

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Well that wasn't very clever now, was it?

hu hu

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Reminder that the coronavirus primarily affects caucasians. It has a lesser effect on Asians (China, SK and Japan have their outbreaks completely under control), and black people are asymptomatic with a very minor cold at worst.

If you don't die from this virus you will be severely disabled with reduced lung capacity for the rest of your life. You will be crippled.

This is literally a Chinese bioweapon from a lab in Wuhan. The West will be crippled and China (and their black colonies) will rise.

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>meat eaters want to brutally slaughter and consume the flesh of this beautiful creature

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The nigpocalypse

London will be rioting soon

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ooo
look it's dinner
yummmm

Crime, Crime, rockin' like Janet Reno
Time, Time, 18 and life in Chino
Freud, Freud, all alone it's true
Well, you see the common day catches up to you
Yeah

fucking famished would eat it whole raw right now on the spot if I could

just lol if you think blacks and pakis have any notion of obeying any sort of quarantine

WOW-ER

Anybody else been reading history during these based times? What did you learn today?

Today I learned that our alphabet originated from Egyptian Hieroglyphs. It became Phoenician, which branched into all the European and Mideastern alphabets used today.
Fascinating stuff. Call me a brainlet, but my whole life I thought that Greek, Latin and Cyrillic had developed independently, as did ancient Egyptian, but nope everything came from the hieroglyphs. Amazing.

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American propaganda film from the end of WW2. It depicts the Germans as bloodthirsty, irredeemable monsters, calls them out as the villains of history, lists their atrocities of war, conquest of nations, and butcher of millions

Weirdest thing about the film though? It doesn't mention Jews or the Holocaust a single time.

*fines them £1000*
free money at the end of the day for the powers that be

nonsense. survivors aren't disabled and china has no interest in crippling the west when they want our money

shut the fuck up

Studied partying at the university of life

just use tap water lol??

AYO ROADMAN GIVE ME MY WAHAH

People who break quarantine should be made to work as cleaners in hospitals, care homes etc, as bin men, delivering Essentials etc

unironically learnt that in year 7

Bethany, 22

Lowkey just on here for your dog. Take me on adventures! Love music, food, netflix and maybe the occasional cheeky bev (laughing crying emoji). Add me on insta since I don't use this app much.

1:20 he says concentration camps. Come on Rorke buck up seriously

bring the squaddies in, rifle butt to the head

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OOOHH WAH WAH WAH WAH

blacks don't drink tap water. im not sure why

wahey lads on tour

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Send the fucking bombers into London already FFS

To the people of 1945 they did not associate the concentration camps with Jews, they associated them with prisoners of war and political enemies. There's several mentions of the butchered poles, czechs, russians, Christians, but not a single utterance of the word "Jew" in the whole thing

The anti-Semitic association with the Third Reich only entered public consciousness in the 1970s.

Why do normies say the word "Really" in an effeminate and inflected way at the end of sentences?

what order do things happen in?

*swipes left*

Why are all the media journos such lackeys of the government? Where’s the scrutiny?

your mum absolutely mortal looool

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What’s with these reddit watermarks

>covid symptom from the WHO: Breathing is difficult, feels like someone is standing on your chest.

happens to be my fetish lads

>going on Reddit

Biggest cringe going.

imagine how delicious this little fucked would taste

go out to your local train station and lick some handrails

might re-read the stand with all my free time

Self isolating
Gf isn’t looking too happy

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>feels like someone is standing on your chest.
I have this, but not the difficult breathing, or anything else
been on a few long train journeys, getting worried

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I don't judge you for being a v*ggie
why you gotta do me like that bro

>be fawning/generous in coverage
>get better access
>career progression

>be critical/scrutinise in coverage
>don't get access
>fade into obscurity

epic really

Signal that you are listening and are emotionally intelligent

What’s wrong with using reddit

*looks at your case curve*

UwU what's this?!

why is that 30 year old woman wearing childs clothes

Animals are our friends
I don’t eat my friends

so long as you don't bring it back here, nothing

going a bit mental de lads

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>What’s wrong with using reddit

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Even so there’s usually a bit more scrutiny than this, it’s embarrassing.

going mental in isolation

going loco down in acapulco

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The thing about living with your parents when they're old is how they yell everything they say

I thought it'd be comfy to live the NEET life but I can't stand my parents now lads, this is the OPPOSITE of comfy

imagine if your gf was that grim looking? ugh.

Well?

this

laura keunsberg is on downing street's pay roll at this point.

it's a time of crisis, it's irresponsible to stoke skepticism of the government otherwise next thing you know we'll be having riots and your mum will get raped in her own house

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let's go doopin mentallll!!!

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>Watch Gal Gadot sing 'Imagine' with help from Sia, Will Ferrell, Jimmy Fallon, and more

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yeah its a joke, need her fired pronto

just back from the closest Lidl to me
was absolutely fine, bit short of some stock but no air of panic, everyone in orderly queues, nobody trying to take more than they were allowed
that said I'm in outer Glasgow where community cohesion hasn't absolutely been destroyed by importing a few million people who'd like to kill me

>38% of covid19 admissions are between age 20-54.

uhh lads. I thought this was funny

need a tired czech doctor gf

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Look at dan hodges’ feed, it’s cringeworthy stuff

Told toilberg I was jacking it in. Asked if I could work from home which can easily be done with my job. Was refused. This office has 100 other people all sharing floor space for 9 hours a day.

It actually feels good to be free. I've plenty of savings. Bennies have been increased here at the moment so I think I'm gonna practice programming like I've wanted to for a while.

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if it makes you feel any better, 62% aren't in that age range

>between age 20-54

what does that mean

>A Lidl on the outskirts of Glasgow
Grim grim grim GRIM GRIM

>age 20-54.
nice age range faggot

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yea would far rather be in one of those London ones with the videos of roadmen threatening to kick the fuck out of the manager for not letting them buy 17 cases of bottled water

>her innards beauty
lmao

I'm a developer and my current toilberg won't let us work from home either

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what exactly is wrong with lidl

tbf my entire living family is between the ages 20-54 now

Based

rest easy, if you aren't old, you're fine.

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Why is Asia making europe and NA look like fucking fools with this virus stuff?

Look at their curves compared to Europes. Singpaore, Taiwain, SK, all completely flattened the number of cases they have, to the point where it's becoming a non-issue in their countries.

Meanwhile Spain France and Italy are looking absolutely fucked

Imagine if Trump hired the services of black gang members to gun down an uprising of far-right Second Amendment rifle nutjobs

That's basically what happened in Germany with the SDP, the Freikorps and the Spartacists lol

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