/brit/

Do you really think it's cool to brag about how much money you got from an inherintence to people who have a shitty 8-5 job?
How much money is it tho, I'm curious

im a loser thats spent over 30k on a mobile game so im not taking moral high grounds, im probably a bigger loser than the majority of toilsman i just got silver spoon'd to a life on cruise control

FILTHY CHINKY NIGGERS

>30k on a mobile game
Surely there must be better ways to spend your money. If I were that rich I would spend that money on charity
Did you consider properly investing your money to earn more?

well i dont need to earn more, even if i dont touch my money im guaranteed over 180k a year so i dont have any interest in doing things i dont enjoy. i dump money on the markets as a cazzie cos i find it fun, whether i lose or not i dont really care. and obviously theres better things to spend money on but im a loser as i said, i travel twice a year but besides that i dont really do much so its not really a waste to me

hello(im a girl)

pass not doing anything lads

pathetic slug

Fuck me, what size is your inheritance? With an income of £180k per year we've got to be looking at something like £4 million, right?

and the rest lol my father owned 4 consultancies in dubai and a hotel/restaurant chain in russia all of which he sold over 2015-2016 (im his only son)

Literal oligarch

Too bad you can't buy a better imagination. Have you at least tried some meme rich people shit like sports cars, boats, etc?

What's the money held in to give you that income? I was working on the basis of stocks paying out 5%, but if you've got more than >£4 million I'm guessing it's something even safer than that?

What do you plan to do with the mullah other than piss it away?

not really i experienced most of that stuff second hand growing up, i dont enjoy driving so i wouldnt buy a high performance car i currently drive an m140i and would literally never buy a boat.. besides that the only real meme purchases i dabble with is jewelry

>I'm guessing it's something even safer than that?
correct
>What do you plan to do with the mullah
die with zero

What about bikes? Expensive home theater/sound systems? Some kind of technology that's prohibitively expensive for ordinary people perhaps?

why don't you give some to your old mates on /brit/

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i was thinking about doing a /brit/ chess tournament with some money up top or something but i dont know which website you can set it up through, think it would be fun though

what car do you drive?
how big is your house?

priscilla an that

RARE
UGANDA

Lend us a fucking tenner will you lad

hey at least thank mummy and daddy for setting you up in the first place

is this the thread

Invest in me

unless you're a mentally ill nonce or a spamming yank, yeah

DO IT
DO IT
DO IT

Should I invest in linkbull

saw the aftermath of a rape once
it was on some dodgy estate in tamworth
saw some red faced bald roidhead type sprinting out of an allyway. shorly after a young women came limping out in tears, her dress all torn to shit.

ah right cheers mate
*goes back to the pricilla thread*

that's literally half of /brit/ though

bit grim
got put on a rape trial as a jury member when i was like 19 haha it was super grim

getting my bollocks cryogenically frozen

nah, it's half of nu-/brit/

If i was rich I'd just start random threads telling people to post their paypal info and give them some dosh

chinky virus? yeah mate don’t really care

What uganda do about it mate? Haha xx

They removed the jury system here after that navy cucking incident

this but homeless fights

been on the 'chon since 2008
you?

my jury duty was just some mong who had been selling coke, he pleaded guilty in the end complete waste of time

early 2019

Would /brit/ like a paper crane?

that's okay, but can you explain THIS?

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Capitalism must be destroyed

2009 myself, must have been about 15 lmao didn’t post for a good 2 years though, back then board culture was a lot more prevalent and lurk moar actually meant something

Bet she wasn’t so uppity after that

This would be a great idea. You could have us all fight it out on different games. Could be great fun during the lockdown

been here since about half 9

>selling and consuming the wrong molecules means you deserve to be locked in a cage

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>Capitalism must be destroyed

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I’m going to take the virus opportunity to learn how to buy online

Socialist China has no new cases
Capitalist GB is dying en masse

If I sell you covid molecules?

Agreed it’s silly, we ought to just execute anyone who does hard drugs

*national socialist China

>believing china
tbf if they are telling the truth that’s a good thing as we know it reaches a critical mass and then declines

>using molecules to make contact with other molecules means you get charged with death by blunt force trauma
mental

This is the sort of useless parasite that capitalism empowers.

once china ends their lockdown, theyre fucked again

theyre letting people die in quarantine and just not recording it lol

China is full of lying disgusting scum who caused all of this.

choked on my coffee and got sent home

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Saw the news in China, apparently Lei Feng has come back from the dead to spread his good socialist example and simply touches his hand to the foreheads of the afflicted and they are cured, love the party

and the worst part is china will profit massively from the event

China is Marxist Leninist and anti imperialist. The Nazis are NATO and its separatist jihadist goons in Xinjiang and feudal monarchist slavers in Tibet.

>navy cucking incident
The what now?

this is literally all i want in life and it KILLS that i dont have it

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I’m finding it hard as a toilsman adjusting to this neet lifestyle

thought that just happened in the movies

referencing shite posts from old /brit/ doesn't prove you were there, it just proves you've been a problem for as long as you've been here

just earn more money and buy it

yeah that plus the fact that if you do a military crackdown and forcefully quaratine, a lot of people wont get the disease.
then the lockdown is lifted and the disease comes back

Some time around 07/08

Hope we ditch them for 5g. Can't trust such a dodgy morally bankrupt superstate full of profiteering vermin

elaborate

walk a mile in my shoes

I think Diesel prices are going down

>anti imperialist
Then why did invade and conquer Tibet, colonise Xinjiang and invade India and invade Vietnam and lay claim to the territorial waters of the Phillipines and threaten to annex taiwan

>Can't trust such a dodgy morally bankrupt superstate full of profiteering vermin
That's America and its British puppet.

your choices are china or yank so its giant douche vs turd sandwich really

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It it regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to their society

Mental how China has possibly the worst economic system in history for the individual, you know? State capitalism, what it boils down to is basically what YOU can do with your money here in the west (invest, own property etc), only the state can do in China. You literally cannot own property there, when you buy it you are leasing it from the government

not a big jeans man me

its not the same

Work on construction sites, all the head offices are closed but we toil on

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Tibet, Taiwan and Xinjiang are part of China. As for the others, wars are not always imperialist. China doesn't fit the Leninist definition of imperialism.

and what does that have to do with British culture?

It fades as you get older.

toil is the mind killer

succumb to pressure by a dodgy morally bankrupt superstate full of profiteering vermin (yanks) by ditching the dodgy morally bankrupt superstate full of profiteering vermin (chinks)

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just do more drugs and forget you want it

>Tibet, Taiwan and Xinjiang are part of China.
They werent until you conquered them, hence you're an imperialist state like the British Empire or French Empire, how is this not clear to you?

The only one i could possibly give you is Taiwan and even they woud rather commit mass suicide than rejoin your dystopia of organ harvesting and literal "social credits"

Just shit out a bat soup

i don't want to go to work

Be honest, it made you think.

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Tea drinking is a Chinese culture appropriated by Britbongs

kek this frog is fucking butthurt people aren’t tolerating his noncery

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Fuck off, your people are living on borrowed time sunshine

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dumb nonce frog

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Scotland, Ireland, Wales are part of England.
As for the others, wars are not always imperialist. England doesn't fit the Leninist definition of imperialism.

>the entirety of wales is swansea
hmm

love how the Brexit belt is relatively unscathed

living through my window

only ones left will be rural boomers ffs

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the english menace's doing
cardiff would at least make more sense

seething citywog

>blind loyalty to mao
>used to develop cult of personality
>scholars debate whether his diary was forged for propaganda purposes
>dies in a vehicular accident
Probably the most Chinese man who ever existed.

get fucked, townie

anyone who lives in a city is a soulless rat, we need to firebomb them to stop the spread

Chine would be interesting and have more respectful, caring people if communism had never infected their minds

Each circle = more dead honkeys

what about pengdon

>>dies in a vehicular accident
>Probably the most Chinese man who ever existed.

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Why are so many people "that stay out in the country" up their own arse?

>spanish flu
>west nile virus
>ross river fever
>ebola

lol

Northern cities have soul, runtoid

fire isnt enough
glass it

Just hope we don't see a resurgence of the flu-which-colloquially-may-have-originated-in-Spain-but-may-not-actually-have-came-from-there.

confucianism is communism sent back through time

*dies in a vernacular accident*

Been told I have a cultive personality

because we havent been packed in a smelly shitty wog ridden sardine can every morning to get three miles from my home to pay for my 3 foot shed in islington

Why british vpn incels are so furious about her ?

Go outside and find a gf.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fy1xQSiLx8U

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Black Death also started in china

go complain on /cum/ dumb nonce

Fuck I hadn't even thought of it in years but your post reminded me of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hje4LCOltzE