/brit/

we're *dab* all *clap* in *gangnams* here

>depression

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I’m 5’8 and lost my virginity at 17 it’s ok user

>How long until normies can't handle a lack of social contact any longer, and start disobeying the quarantine en masse?

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I hate introverts physically, I despise those kinds of people. I can hardly bear to talk to them. They have the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. They are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, their arrogance is unlimited. And that makes me almost nauseous with anger and disgust. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s afraid. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

Introverts are ridiculously arrogant. Their "humbleness" is arrogance. Their "shyness" is arrogance. They are as arrogant as anyone else. But you won't know that because they are afraid. They don't talk much not because they are shy or quiet, but because they are afraid. Afraid of being made fun of, afraid of being humiliated. Afraid of other people. This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Now, what will our poor little introvert do now that he can't get his validation from other people? He will be put on a pedestal, by himself; he will rub the nose of others in the dirt, by himself, all in his own mind. This is why they are so passive aggressive: they don't need to bring you down physically, you are already humiliated in their own minds.

PRÖÖÖÖÖH

How is the food situation in GB? Still everything available?

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racism is bannable, but is sexism and/or homophobia?

Third day of working from home and its betting seriously grim now that I've watched all my YouTube videos, don't know how long term NEETS do it

the scran

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I am so fucking bored and it's only day 6

this is literally on the front page of reddit and has fuck all to do with British culture
why did it need to be posted here?

Haha he’s smiling :)

Alcohol

>implying they ever did

where the hell do you live that you actually get time off?

craving a bar of chocolate

Mental that theres elephants there

>neets
>long term

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was thinking about that yesterday
seems odd doesn't it

I want a big hairy anglo cute boy to colonise me

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...

Hope we can have a good old fashioned coup in a first world country soon

I want your family to honor kill you in a public square

tldr fag

Need some red wine on a thursday booze choons pronto x

rancid trollop

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same except it's day 2

That's a lot of text for something I'll forget in five minutes.

Craving a big hairy arse in my face

It'll be somewhere boring like Canada.
Military Junta hops in and just continues business as usual.

*Stages a coup in your family and leaves you living out of a tent down by the river*

i am hairy am i anglo?

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Sorry lad don't have any red wine choons

What if it's sexism and homophobia being propagated by a person from a racial minority? What do they do then?
youtube.com/watch?v=IIeSGUK-Lyo

Pacific Dollar yay/nay?

The Chinese only eat animals smaller than themselves.

ask you mum to sit on your face then

I'm going to build a black ethnostate in antarctica. Who wants in?

theres nothing wrong with being gay
wot dis?
>wog
NO! Anglos only! Blonde white tall anglos

Alexa, what's the weather in Walla Walla, WA?

Please sir... just a crumb of a choon for these ears

about 10.5k people die daily in the uk on average

You deserve to have your head bashed to a pulp with a baseball bat you mental case

when you step on bricks left in the sun you go 'oo-ee-oo-ah-ah'

imagine Kevin rudd storming Parliament
COOR

youtube.com/watch?v=2DTrMa-r56Y

not nearly enough

WTF how can we stop this?

Got a lot of downvotes on 'dit yesterday and I've been feeling a bit upset about it :S

smug sociopath
glad he got shoved off into obscurity

Really enjoy these Brit hours.

Find the Aussie posters largely great (bar one or two absolutely dire ones).

Much prefer it to when students/neets wake up

:o

Rudd's support is surging

youtube.com/watch?v=CyfjDkh6tbE

by the end of next week normies will have gotten fed up with the virus and want to get back to normal

what about the singular french poster?

salut mec

maybe among 20-year-olds on twitter too young to actually remember him as p.m.

I'm a NEET and I've woken up, expect the quality to deteriorate rapidly

really need to poo but i'm busy reading about obscure Ethiopian rulers

don't agree with this take
apparently he did make it hard for his cabinet to work with him but he was a great leader who was never given a proper chance

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salut gros

The worst thing Rudd ever did was say sorry to the Abos. Other than that he wasn't so bad.

kevin rudd good? based opinion
kevin rudd bad? cringe opinion
simple as don't make the rules I'm afraid

there there, do you wanna talk about it?

Can't stand him

remember thinking when i was a kid that it was pointless for criminals to steal money because if they're criminals they don't have to buy anything because they can just steal it

Jesus America this is why we told you not to build your house out of cardboard. Did you not read the three little pigs? BRICK HOUSES.

Considering grabbing some grog to sip while I'm sick. Any suggestions? Was gonna get some gin but the one I like is a bit expensive rn.

I will never adulterate my choon recommendations, I know where I thrive and if I were to give you a 'red wine' choon I would be lying to you and myself

Honestly lads I'm not sure I'll ever be able to return to the office after this corona lark is over, wfh is just too comfy

same haha

What's your spending limit?

No thanks xx

That's a fair point. Being honest with ourselves is the most important part of living well.

You're a nice lad but I always assume you're just a brit roleplaying on a proxy.

Those slats aren’t American

reckon every chinese person in britain should get one slap across the face from randomly selected juice heads from around Britain for what they have caused

If my grandma dies of the 'rona I'll be rich. Hope she doesn't though, love her

border's actually closed
men'al

remember thinking when i was a middle aged man that it makes more sense for criminals than for other people to steal cash because criminal activities actually involve the exchange of physical currency

Yeah I know what you mean mate. I can't return to work after this coronavirus thing, either. Mostly because I pinched my eyes to narrow them, then looked at my Chinese boss and started making coughing sounds.

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I like how the number daytime posts on /brit/ has vastly increased since we all started working from home

Notice how since the outbreak Doug has been conveniently absent?

Hopefully lots of office jobs will go remote now they realise it's fucking pointless to come into the office a lot of the time. I started wfh permanently about 6 months ago, and I did exactly the same work but with far less stress and tiredness

still not working from home but I only ever /brit/post at toil anyway so business as usual really

need my dougie back asap

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same. she owns two flats in central paris. one estimated at 1,5 million euros, and one around 500k i think. she's a healthy 87 years old

Listening to REM now

david icke isnt happy about corona

No need to bring normoids down to your level, I miss the office now that I've had my fill of the internet

who's to blame?

grim

mobile.twitter.com/ydaifukuchan/status/1239730982325874688

This toddler is dancing a dance which praises the shininess of the little creek.

Wow... Earth is recovering

- Air pollution is slowing down
- Water pollution is clearing up
- Natural wildlife returning home

Coronavirus is Earth’s vaccine

We’re the virus

I thought working from home would be like a holiday. I thought I could have a lie in, crack open a beer and smoke a number and play playstation all day. But toilberg is still breathing down my neck and is asking for daily updates on what I'm working on and I need to upload my work every evening to the group dropbox

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>2k per month post tax/student loan/pension
>Working from home with some books to read
>Got 7 rolls of toilet paper
>Could do with some more food but I'm sure I can get some

not terrible

interdimensional reptilians, jimmy savile, and the lgbqt community

can't wank ever since they shut down yespornplease.com

*upvotes in solidarity*

So it was planes fucking it up all along then?
Because not much else has changed really

Not grim to want a bit of human interaction, chatting and having cups of tea and work drinks is what makes it nice

When you really think about it the human race is FUCKED in the long term

A tiny flu happens and all hell breaks loose and instead of coming together to find reasonable solutions all anyone is doing is buying toilet paper and figuring out who to blame

We’re literally all going to die come the first actual calamity

phil the greek is dead

expect an official announcement soon

Anonymous retweeted

Anonymous
2 minutes ago

>Wow... Earth is recovering

>- Air pollution is slowing down
>- Water pollution is clearing up
>- Natural wildlife returning home

>Coronavirus is Earth’s vaccine

>We’re the virus

shant be clicking

Applied for a job with the Behavioural Insights Unit, who by all account are the morons who fucked up our response to corona and will probably be responsible for tens of thousands of deaths

Same. I recommend Biqle or sxyprn.com as an alternative. First one is Russian but not that hard to navigate. Make sure you have Adblock if you use a phone

need a wet cunt on my dick ASAP

this is unironically going to be studied for years in how shit of response and prevention protocol the world has in place

not wrong

Are you being purposefully retarded?

I just started coofing out of no where how fucked am I lads

he is, yeah

always intrigued when i witness two coomers talking to each other. i can feel they share a special bond

Every time I close my eyes
Something small within me dies
Can't say if its dark or bright
But its all I've ever known
And when I sleep
I sleep alone

oh okay i feel silly for asking now x

This will lead to a UN style body set up for international pandemic response

>chatting and having cups of tea
i've said it before and i'll say it again: grim

>asteroid slams into the earth
WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT, WHO IS TO BLAME I NEED SOMEONE TO BE ANGRY AT

Someone told me I was purposeful today

Will coronavirus be the nail in the coffin for globalists?

Always keep my mornings funky

if only there was a board that was like Yas Forums but NSFW and without IDs