/brit/

nonce schizoid virgin incel freak

One of the best episodes in television history

*pulls up pants and puts arse away*
sorry to hear that lad

twenty of fifteen twenties

WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED

feeling a bit congested but i'm not coughing so i reckon i'm off the hook for now

Well one side-effect of these closed borders is that my plans on getting my hands on some NZ lager are completely scuttled, for the next few months anyway

Top banter
Love the simpsooridoos I do

racism NEEDS to be normalised again
there's nothing wrong with it and it's how we protect ourselves
and it's not even synonymous with hate, despite what some think

no one wants to be the bloke that dogs the boys, but you wouldn’t understand

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Wouldn't get tested anyway as they're still saving the testing for differential diagnosis in pneumonia and contact tracing for imported cases
So why worry *coughs* *shivers*

kleenex must be fucking raking it in right now

no it's not
be quiet

>terra

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Who is this sad act get a grip

Hey big guy
Hows it goin

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>5’11
No... I think we’re just getting started

Shan't be taking any NSAIDs for a while
Easier to get my hands on heroin nowadays anyway

>live on an island
>someone who was confirmed to have corona was here last week
it was nice knowing you all

Kid must be locked inside for a bloody while if it’s noticing how much it’s growing

Thoroughly recommend the new Bluey eps

>Ate Pizza
>Probably gonna have heartburn all night
Its over lads

Remember this is a namby-pamby mummy brain operating here, the same one that thinks a gross of toilet paper will be absolutely essential

Australia is the last bastion of white civilisation

Finally had Pissaladière from the French job down the road
I rate it

Mental how small the poppulations of Australia and Canada are

The Roman Empire was just a stepping stone to our federation

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ALWAYS WAS
youtube.com/watch?v=8y-JM6r85O8

What the fuck mate

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We're not chock full of flat arable land like your country is

why does the media shill polygamy so hard? what do they have to gain?
>inb4 teh jews

that scene from the prometheus doco where he dissolves into the water and seeds earth with life was just outside wollongong

hate how australia's entire culture is based around talking about how australian we are

Knew it, looked familiar

Who knows
But I sure do want to have 2 gfs

>never did anything wrong if you ask family and friends
I know of someone similar

It's just base sensationalism, it's not like the media genuinely condones it, it just knows that articles about it attract normie eyeballs

no it isn't
be quiet

Alri literal mind reader
Except I wasn’t thinking that I hate it was just thinking more about it generally

Slugs always have the last laugh

will the mismanagement of this pandemic go down in history as one of the biggest infrastructure failures of all time? businesses are literally putting lives at risks by refusing to shut down until the government forces them too as insurance policies dont cover this scenario, meaning if it isnt a government forced closure there wont be any subsidization for toilberg

Nout more Australian

giz the story then lad

wadiyatalkinabeet

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youtube.com/watch?v=t-klQ-kpq98

Cor just copped a few (You)s here

they don't shill it they just have stories on it because it's interesting

No, everyone will have forgotten that this whole thing even happened by July.

literally as quiet as christmas morning outside

Is it not normally quiet outside where you live?

Shutting down over this is a joke. Huge overreaction.

LADS!
brrr.money/

>inb4 the jews
but it literally is though, who owns all the media outlets that are promoting the destruction of the nuclear family?

Mad how hard Italy and Iran are getting fucked up

Holy shit I haven't been to /brit/ since I got back from Aus after traveling europe and being in the UK. Was there always this many aussie flags here at this time?

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no. usually can hear the distant roar of the motorway and the traffic from the local schools.

Yeah mate, lots of Aussies on weekday arvos

You're all N-Words

Nice lads

he was a struggling artist that got bullied into suicide

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mad how early figures show america isnt far behind

Thanks mate appreciate that

Just give me the 'rona. Get it done with

virus don't click

gizza a fat braindead kiwi gf and i'll consider it

Doesnt seem so bad by the chart I am looking at

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Have purchased an interwar period globe that was manufactured in Chad Valley, Birmingham. Am very pleased with my purchase.

>New Zealanders could be facing up to 18 months of social isolation if Covid-19 takes hold in in this country.

People still aren't taking this seriously and think it will be over in a few weeks

Suppression has no exit strategy, just buy time until there's a vaccine. Half the economy is being mothballed.

Reminder that SIMPS ARE KINGS

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rancid trollop

literally me
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haha imagine how anyone would survive 18 months of social isolation haha

trancid rollop

I have literally never seen media posts about polygamy, must be an anglo cuckoldry thing

think most of the 'lol its nothing lol itll be forgotten by summer lol bring on the beer gardens!' is just a form of cope, people trying to convince themselves its a meme so they feel more comfortable

Hmmm we really do take our space for granted here

Was watching a wartime artefact from the US army in WWII that was commenting on how densely populated the UK was

really is genuinely just the flu though aha. like factually. honestly.

in america people built porches to keep in contact with their neighbours but in the UK we built fences and planted hedges to allow ourselves privacy (we literally live like sardines)

This story always really upsets me for some reason.

That poor, poor lad. I think it is imagining the shock for his family and whether or not he was aware of the nightmare.

Such a sad story. Poor guy.

didn't ask

*raises pint in the corner knowingly*

Hope the rona gets me so I don’t have to top meself