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NEETbux soon edition

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Stranger: Hi

You: Hello

Stranger: How are you ?

You: whats the last thing you ate

Stranger: Pretzels

You: tasty

Stranger: They were pretty good! Why?

You: do you like doritos

Stranger: Sometimes

Stranger: I don’t eat them often but sometimes I want them

Stranger: WHY

You: ew

Stranger: I like Doritos dipped in sour cream desu but that’s it. I haven’t had Doritos in years probably. Like 2 years

Stranger: WHY

You: are you a retarded woman that loves getting raped

Stranger: Ni

Stranger: No

Stranger: WHY

Stranger: I’m 23m

You: are you gay

Stranger: I’m just on here trying to not think about losing my job bc the cornavirus

Stranger: Are you okay sir

Stranger: You seem like you got issues

Stranger: And no I’m not gay

You: I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB

Stranger: Thank you

You: I HOPE EVERYONE DOES

Stranger: So much

You: I SAID IT

You: NIGGER

You: I SAID NIGGER

Stranger: Why

You: I SAID

Stranger: Lmao are you 12

You: I HOPE U FUCKING LOOSE IT

Stranger: Or an incel

Stranger: You are wild my dude

You: I HOPE YOU LOSE EVERYTHING

You: whats ur bodycount

Stranger: Thank you I have nothing already lmao

Stranger: No wonder you’re under the depression category. I’m sorry no one lives you and you have no friends. Sad incel. Hope fully you don’t die from the virus. Wait you eont. You have no human interaction

Stranger has disconnected.

what do u guys of this convo

fucking terrible gimmick

i oppose working

/Stranger:/i

shit, did everyone died?

Will any of you play Call of Duty Warzone with me if I download it?

must have been the wall of text

a sad normalfag whos a literaltard too everything must be taken seriously

fuck no

only if you post your cock

I'd try it tomorrow (later today) probably, but I say the gamer word a lot

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>85 gb
there's something wrong with that

lost all my money on the stock market bros

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How much?

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Im sick and tired of this new trend of bloated gamesize

even demos are 8 GB's now

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metoo

I've socially isolated myself for over a decade I don't even know how to interact with people

and you have to make an activison account

10 grand

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It's not worth the realistic breast physics and drm. I want my games to fit on a cd, or 128mb cartridge.

RIP

same but all my life

Do i? In addition to my battle.net account? I see it in my blizzard client.

Still have my wagie job though, so we'll see how she goes.

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yes yes

My brother just told me it is 100gb. Idk if I want to make that kind of commitment.
>I say the gamer word a lot
same.

>buy 2 ssd's
>can fit one game on each

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LOLOL FUCKING LOSER
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAMBLING MONEY AWAY HAHAHAHAHAA

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You: hello

Stranger: you're so strong and you might not know me but im here for you

Stranger: hi :)

You: shut the fuck up stupid woman

You: i will beat the fuck outta you

Stranger: ?

Stranger: im sorry im rlly trying to help people on here

Stranger: if you need anything you can talk to me :)

You: shut the fuck up retarded woman

Stranger: so what brings you on here tonight?

Stranger: i hope you have a great day / night. God bless you

You: kill yourself

Stranger has disconnected.

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

/coom/ has been full of coronaposting and bearposting and shortposting since January bros

rude why are you posting me on here

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BRO 10 FUCKING GRAND
BRO
WHO FUCK LOSES THAT MUCH MONEY MAN
10 FUCKING GRANDDDDDDDDDDDD
OH MY GOD FUCKING SHEEEEIT

OH MY GOD
MANN
OH MY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

OH SHIT
10,000
OH SHIT 10 GRAND
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOO
EEEEEEE
10 FUCKING GRAND OH MY FUCKING GOD
OH MY GODS
10 FUCKING GRAND
WHO THE FUCK
LOLOLOLOLOL

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i'm 5'8 and i'll be ok with a 5'11 gf

>i'm 5'8

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>i'm 5'8

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Lesson learned for next time I guess.

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i'm 5'2 and i'll be ok with a 5'3 bf

whats the most money you spent on drugs

Zero, don't even drink booze desu

the chans are always full of doomer pessimists, but if you'd been listening to the information coming out about corona you'd have realized its potential for severe economic problems. we had months warning that it would shut down china and then the world. just think of how much money you could have made shorting shit haha :)

Interesting drive names

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Stranger: Heyy

Stranger: M

You: shut the fuck up incel

Stranger: Make me

Stranger:

Stranger has disconnected.

My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams
I'm hopin' things look up, but there ain't no job openings
I feel discouraged, hungry and malnourished
Livin' in this house with no furnace, unfurnished
And I'm sick of workin' dead-end jobs with lame pay
And I'm tired of bein' hired and fired the same day
But fuck it, if you know the rules to the game, play
'Cause when we die, we know we all goin' the same way
'Cause it's cool to be the player, but it sucks to be the fan
When all you need is bucks to be the man, plus a luxury sedan
Or comfortable and roomy in a 6
But they threw me in the mix with all these gloomy lunatics
Who walk around depressed, and smoke a pound of cess a day
And yesterday went by so quick, it seems like it was just today
My daughter wants to throw the ball, but I'm too stressed to play
Live half my life and throw the rest away

stop badvibesposting

gnight /cum/

make sure you check for monsters under your bed

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how bout 6'3

i already got 6'8 and 7'3 chads on the side

schizo

I went from doomer to bloomer

bros i want to kidnap a girl and make her my lover
she will learn to love me over time

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>I will never be an adolescent boy and fall in love with the cold girl and make her slowly fall in love with me

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that's fine i'll just go in side