/brit/ + /ausnz/

Janman is a bit slow, I see

>the future we could have shared hadn't Germany chimped out twice in the 20th century

First Indian ITT

youtube.com/watch?v=KOIEo_74L-Q
enormous tune

Aus just banned all incoming non-resident travel

will go to the ends of the earth to avoid women i've had one night stands with

fuck de germans

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Been calling for this for years

Are we talking ethnic Indians of the Indian national, or subcontinentials?

Have a sudden craving bakery food but I'm highly infectious and it's 4pm.

Does this mean no immigration?
Hopefully this is permanent

me too
t. british emigrant

Let's say subcontinental

Why did my post disappear

nigger

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Going to create a blog cataloguing my depressive thoughts
WIll you guys read it?

BORDERS CLOSED LADS
Hope you got your cash ready cause the banks are fucked

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were you racist again?

yeahhh sure

literally no one in australia has coronavirus
like 600 out of 25 million, big whoop

Tony Abbott would've closed the borders even without the virus and we'd be a literal paradise.

Was going to go play xbox but just remembered mum asked me to help her outside
Might stay here so I don't incur her wrath

the banks probably need it more than me

clean your room

I miss that little nigger like you wouldn't believe

youtu.be/hasGj299Mbk

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>australians aren’t a race
australians are anglo
but not just anglos tho, they sent vilest most disgusting criminals to australia so you're subspecies of anglos, pretty much artificially created more dangerous and evil version of a regular anglo

Think I'm going to muster up the courage to walk into a Brothel tomorrow lads. Already withdrew $100 today.

No they didn’t
They sent bread thieves and the poor people to build new colonies
Off your chops mate

kek i'm thinking of doing the same

state
also $100 isn't going to get you anything more than a blow

We need to be enact anti-eviction and anti-utility shutoff orders immediately. Somebody's got to lose here, and it had better be landlords and the power companies. If not, expect riots, and rightfully so. Our joke of an economic system is about to come back and bite us hard.

I'm not going to kill myself going out as a virgin.

unironically thought aboriginals went extinct around the same time as the dodo bird until I was like 16 ahaha

Going to make myself a white russian tonight
Don't have any coffee liquor so I shall use instant coffee and cocoa powder though

Whelp looks like /brit/s gone to sleep
Night Aussies

Based. I hope I don't fucking freeze up when walking in. Ahhh.

Night mate have a good snooze

i've been once before, walking in is the hardest part
the one i'm going to is doing a discount tomorrow, probably because they're getting fewer customers because of chink virus panic so really i've no excuse

tone oversaw an increase in immigration mate

peng or grim?

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grim grim grim grim grim grim

could you wish me a good night as well please you seem like a lovely chap

grim. golriz is like twice her age and absolutely mogs her

HEAR NOTHING SEE NOTHING SAY NOTHING

basado

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Goodnight mate

I wonder if my mother still thinks I'm a virgin since hanging around with Genevieve. The guy she's hanging around with is apparently sleeping with her & might be getting a root. Wish that was me.

>Walking through Sydney this week has been really different
>Not crowded, room to move, nowhere near as many Chinese people because many per year are on temporary visas and haven’t been allowed in this year
>A little window into what I assume it was like before the 90s

I think she has a cute face but otherwise VERY grim

not wrong

last few hours of freedom before the nwo is enforced

Don’t worry Lachie you absolute legend you’re a shagger now, you’ve forged your own path now do whatever you want

so she hasn't taken your cherry then lach?

...

Seriously though after this shit western governments really need to have a serious think about letting multinationals outsource factories

Staff at a Chinese takeaway in Runcorn have been left injured by a group of racist youths.

Yan Xie, 34, who runs Halton Lodge Supper Bar says they have been the constant target of unprovoked hate from a group of teens since January

Where’s me post gone

There's not alternative without completely changing our economic system

Thinking about getting a longboard, lads.

file it under S for shoulda fuckin better known better

Which may actually happen now

jannies working overtime

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Wouldn't recommend. Bought myself a nice skateboard thinking I could rekindle my youth and learn a new skill, and instead I've barely used it and get laughed at from all angles. That's what I deserve for trying a new hobby.

Coronavirus didn’t come from a factory

Was a bit silly lad
Should just buy a sports car and go to the track or something

TheFansHitTheShit
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19 hours ago
I've just passed a pub a few minutes ago and all the usual old timers are there with their pint of bitter. Stubborn sods.
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Navras3270
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12 hours ago
That's when you casually walk in hacking up a lung offering a firm handshake to every single person thanking them for their contribution to Brexit.

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No. I've hardly seen her since she's been hanging out with this other guy who's around my age. Also the frequent messages daily have slowed to a halt. She either messages me, or see's my replies but doesn't reply. I think it's pretty much over lads. I was able to give her company but I guess she's found me boring now and moved on.

Lachie whyd you lie to us
You said you shagged

Anglo friendship is so comfy. I wish we had a good relationship with our Portubros...

planning on getting us the upcoming quints lads

Feel so clean like a money machine

aye

which brothel are you going to? is it in brisbane? mayhaps we can go together and make it easier

Boys supporting the boys, love it

you an expert on the cost of sex acts in australian dollars?

Lachie is a spastic, needs to fuck off

bet he reckons he’s an expert at everything

He's right
It only got me a handy

Phil Collins or Peter Gabriel?

Really? How old are you? Where I live most of the people who still skate are in their late 20s right up to their 40s; all the kids mostly ride scooters.
But that's neither here nor there; I was talking about surfboards.

mental how all this happened because a chinaman wanted to try eating a bat

Nah most skateboarders here are teenagers and early 20's guys without jobs. Surfing is a fucking based hobby though so go for it. Would be out there every day if I lived near a beach.
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