/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

why was the previous thread deleted?

>Spanish flu? West Nile virus? Mexican swine flu? Nah bra that's not racist.
>Wuhan coronavirus?? WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S RACIST AGAINST THE HECKIN CHINKARINOS!!

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2020... I am forgotten.

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the Spanish flu actually originated in Kansas

Goshcel is absolutely seething rn

was disrespectful to other cultures apparently

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kek this

CoronaChan is not so bad
marketwatch.com/story/theres-a-conditional-upside-from-coronavirus-cleaner-air-2020-03-18

Goshcel is stupid

shizos
its Urkel

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wish someone would do that for me

kys

haha woah, this the new one?

politico.com/news/2020/03/18/first-member-of-congress-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-136300
B-b-b-based!

Nah urkel doesn't soypost like you do, goshcel

good edition

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Gonna watch "The King"

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goshcel is a psycho, we'd probably get along if we could set our differences aside.

how do I tell my female friends that im tired of being a virgin and I want them to either fuck me or find someone to fuck me

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Une grande partie des émissions de NOx sont causées par la combustion de chaudières qui brûlent du gaz ou du mazout, donc c'est en partie dépendant de la charge de chauffage.

shit I thought I was still in /fr/

embarassing

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Post a vocaroo

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Based

will you translate recipes for me, so I don't have to do them slowly with a dictionary?

Czech em amerimutts

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oooo fug

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based doge

I speak a fair amount of French too.

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definitely not

probably not

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Kinda gross

fk but with hair

My obsession with China going to get me in big trouble with the military one of these days bros

What better do you have to do?

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FK is definitely NOT a "male feminist" but still glad they charged that perverted sicko

I think I'm racist against the Chinese

>Chinese flu
The plague ended thousands of years ago you leftist idiot.

Why are you even obsessed with china? it's one of the more shittier countries in asia

Who are goshcel and urkel? Are they different from jason? How did they get their names?

Jason doesn't really exist, he is a bogeyman used to scare children and enforce the status quo
Urkel is a character from family matters
goshcel ???

I had been calling it "covid" or "coronavirus" but now that leftists and the chinese govt are screeching about it, I've taken to calling it the China Virus.

I honestly don't know, but I feel a strange attraction towards East Asia in general
I just have a stronger urge to serve in the Chinese military and defend the nation against any threat
I guess it's because I grew up around a lot Asians and consumed a lot of chinese/japanese media at a young age

>one of the more shittier
Is this the power of anti-China intellectuals

masturbating to anime, for one

Besides, I never cook and I'm socially retarded, as a result there are plenty of cooking-related words that I don't even know in French (and that I know even less in English).

urkel is our token negro, army man and also a resident anime connoisseur

jason is some kid named jason who likes to make bad food and troll people

goshcel is a literal schizo who holds very far left political opinions and gets very upset if anyone says anything critical of them. he normally user posts because people were calling him out on being a schizo and often shitting up the thread so he posts less often or less obnoxiously now.

My life is just like yours

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is this supposed to be a burn or something?

but do you play fortnite?

I'd give them a sniff/taste just for the novelty of it.

>tfw free 3 week paid leave from work
>living like a NEET and playing vidya and going through my alcohol and weed stash
>haven't ran out of my perishable food yet so still eating like a king
tonight it's steak and mushrooms and then some far cry primal, lads

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i will reach lev 41 before the day ends

>named "Ebola virus" after the Ebola River,

blue plate user with the steak and mushrooms. lookin tasty

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except that
I don't play that thing

>fatter in person
killed it for me

Warren rabbit in broth/stew
Divide the bacon into small pieces, put them in a half liter of cold water, and scald them for five minutes. Drain and sponge them. Peel and scald the onions in the boiling water. Drain them. Remove the earthy part of the mushrooms and wash them carefully without letting them rest in the water. Warm/heat the butter in a fairly large saucepan to contain the stew/broth, brown the bacon halfway in it, add the onions, and stir often. When they're golden-brown, throw in the mushrooms and saute the whole thing on a brisk (high?) flame for five minutes. Drain with a skimmer and keep on a plate. In the same butter (you can add more if needed), brown the rabbit cut into pieces (except the liver) and season with salt, pepper, laurel, and thyme ground into powder.
Then salt it with flower, mix it well, and scorch it lightly.
The rest will follow in a bit
French is my 2nd language, so I might have made some mistakes BTW.

lol here's her cover photo

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