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nice selfie dimwit

>how y'all go

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FALKLANDS

just pushed an Icelandic tourist down the stairs in Earl's Court tube station

Don't think he means that Asian

Imagine thinking the land rover is anything other than shit

Watching Bald and Bankrupt and finding it quite amusing. Think zoomers are onto something by replacing TV with YouTube

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I watched a few of his videos and hes such a moron

Oriental gfs on the house la

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merimutts mad

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Mate had some manlet autist try to push him in london

I'd shag a dwarf lass who had the same type of dwarfism as Peter Dinklage.
Wouldn't not shag a dwarf lass with the same kind of dwarfism as Warwick David.
Simple as.

oh and rolls royce and bentleys are shit too?

mental that
tell us what happened lad

>NOOOO THEYRE UNRELIABLE IN 20 YEARS WHEN POVVOS WHO CANT AFFORD THE MAINTENANCE GET THEIR PAWS ON THEM

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he shags
you dont

oispa

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MIDGE

they're not shit but driving them is vulgar as fuck

Used to hate the smell of weed, but I love it now
Mental that

Land Rover is the only reliable brand that sells cars for less than a million.

Buick made some pretty nice cars once, though.
The Regal Grand National is fuckin' peng.

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imp

fuck your yank shit fuck you support british industry

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Yeah but that's his schtick, and it makes his videos interesting

If you waste your time a talking
To the people who don't listen
To the things that you are saying
Who do you thinks gonna hear?
And if you should die explaining how
The things that they complain about
Are things they could be changing
Who do you thinks gonna care?
There were other lonely singers
In a world turned deaf and blind
Who were crucified for what they tried to show
And their voices have been scattered by the swirling winds of time
‘Cause the truth remains that no one wants to know

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mmm san andreas

wish holden still made cars

benis

Dad had a rover.
Literally left it in the drive for years.
By the time he got rid of it there was moss growing on it.
Man who took it just changed the battery and it worked.
Know bugger all about cars so I don't know if this anecdote is relevant bu there you go.

babe im bored

>toil at subway
>brit comes in today
>he asks for something but I'm distracted for a second and when I get back to him I repeat what he said to make sure, standard protocol
>"that was pickles, right?"
>involuntarily make the biggest, most obnoxiously rounded i in right like I'm mocking his accent
>he makes a weird face at me
>doesn't thank me for the sub when we're done
might be austistic

lads... Im scared

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Things grim as.

daddio had one of these but crashed it
never used to start in the rain lol

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Big fan of the Cadillac CTS

I will admit the parts are cheap af
But every time im on a off roading trip and meet somebody in a land rover I think the man is mental and need to have his head checked

Everyone with a fake job gets to stay home and get paid to drop funny gifs into Slack, everyone with a real job has to be a frontline pandemic worker or get fired.

why?
is mikey outside your house?
give him a tin of spam and he'll skuttle away

subway is shit
plastic bread for creepy non-whites and foreigners to eat

Mad ting that this is going to irreparably shrink the global economy

All because of how peng bat soup is

there hasn't been a bad car made in decades. there's no point arguing for what brand is better, the standards are now so high and the industry is so regulated that they are all the same. the car industry has stagnated, and even going electric or hydrogen doesn't save modern cars from being boring appliances.

and i would even consider myself a car enthusiast.

every recession does

Might have been a battery problem

Prep now
Hoard now
No shame in it

squabbling

probably but it was like £500 (2006ish money) so mechanical issues were a certainty

so long as I can still get an estate car I'll be reet

I went to Aldi, Sainsburys and Waitrose and they were all cleaned out
Managed to get a few supplies at the corner shop

Have a hilux in the drive that was sitting on its brakes for 4 years in a field with grass growing on the running boards

peng

my dad had two of those as company cars and crashed them both but they were fast as fuck (apparently)