/brit/

*wypipo be like: Imma not season this chicken*

*blackpipo be like: Imma season the chicken*

just took a poo and it smelled just like baby poo should I be worried

We will all be living off of MRE's

Not a military man myself, but a mate of mine said they taste like shit and he had to drown everything in tobasco to make it bareable x

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mad that residents of seville have to sit through singing barbers before their haircuts start

mum told me i have to wash my shopping earlier. disinfect all the containers. proper lost it over the 'rus.

salt and pepper is all you need
the rest is just wog shite

big chungus: imma eat this chicken!

>There is no alternative

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>Applies for the full £30 Million

tfw born an unmutilated white anglo saxon male in the first world

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Outstanding maymay

>5'8
IT'S OVER

top: soul
bottom: reddit

Top 5 songs of the 2010s?

didn't know colonel sanders was a brotha

Nigger twitter as an algorithm.

enjoyed this post

no we wont

im sure we'll get there if people don't cease panic buying when we go into full lockdown

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How u do dat

going to get my hair cut tomorrow
don't give a fuck if the barber has coronavirus

>based and 16thcenturypilled

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Salus populi suprema lex esto

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nononooo you have to burn out your bunghole after every meal

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Found out that more people are going to die than expected, when we run out of beds for the people who are the most sick.

psy - gangnam style x 5

Look like Bane

mine just sent me an email thanking me for my service unironically
didnt even suggest i should take any time off if i got ill

how are still no russian deaths

1. sicko mode
2. old town road
3. radioactive
4. bad guy
5. dance monkey

Look into the eyes of a chicken and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.

The closing segment of his 1977 film "Stroszek" ends with the main character dropping quarters into an amusement arcade to watch a hypnotised chicken dance and play the piano. Herzog has called the scene of the best he has ever filmed and loved the chicken as a "great metaphor" -- for what, he had no idea. Roger Ebert guessed that we are the chickens, dancing for some unknown force until the money runs out.

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germany looks a bit like a willy

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youtube.com/watch?v=9r7X3f2gFz4

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fine post there sir

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kek, took me a minute

based slow lad

new burzum

Stupid Horse

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He's a big guy.

youtu.be/x1a5cpJke_U
what accent is this please? be as specific as you can about class/location i know hes obviously english

the heckin jerk seasoningerinos

conjunctivitis.com

Now there’s a site for sore eyes

these lose their effect when it's not even in the same thread retard

the russian government massively, intentionally under-reports covid cases and casualties

hovered over this link and my PC started to smoke

english

what's the point in these gifs when they're too short for you to actually take in the information
wikipedia does this all the time too

Just remembered Yossi Benayoun

middul fc

>these lose their effect when it's not even in the same thread retard

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Uganda be kidding me

lol what a great music video
youtube.com/watch?v=0EJx-TJqQ5E
R-R-R-R-R-R-ROSKA

how can i criticise housing prices without sounding like a commie?

bruh why are there no carrots in the supermarket can't believe this

like I get the flour all being gone but christ

you're no better than a yank
take a look at yourself

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run out of tins

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Anyone lost their job because of this virus? What work do you do

Based schizo

There is no alternative

>nearly 500 people died in Italy today?

heh... a child dies every 30 seconds in Africa.

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howling

what will the coronavirus do to my bollocks

>you're no better than a yank
>take a look at yourself

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there you go now you've got it. just don't let it happen again, also
>wojakposting

Nothing like a fortnight without SSRIs to remind you why you're on them. The anxiety is back in full force, not to mention the fucking brain zapsd

king

can confirm chickens are thick as shit.

If you take the egg from a chicken when its just laid it, it gets protective. If you then immediately smash it on the floor it eats it and then fucks off as if nothing had happened.

Idiots!

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The height of comedy.

I to like dags

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sorry

make them function no more

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>yes
>fulltime nonce

just started on 4 bokkles of mckewan's champion myself

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Runaway - Kanye West
Daydreaming - Radiohead
Videogames - Lana Del Rey
Holocene - Bon Iver
Fancy - Twice

by arguing that hoarding of resources by foreign investors reduces the home countries free market to acquire resources

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Weak.

you're a gronk, an embarrassment
fucking state

it really do be like that

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corrrrrr

cant go on like this lads

Irony, WHY YES THIS 2 BEDROOM FLAT IS WORTH 950,000 HOW DARE YOU QUESTION IT

Yoshi Benayoun

what you lot reading then?
for me its hollywood by charles bukowski atm

utter shite

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nah when you're a thick cunt who thinks 1627 is the 16th century it's still pretty effective desu

based scotlad

retards b liek
dayum how can a flat with 2 beds be worth £950k
bedrooms = value bro what 2 hek

Next 3 posters get 1 wish each if they say "harder daddy"

nigger daddy

harder daddy
i wish for all jews to die of coronavirus

The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse

going to steal this joke

Thought I'd actually talk to a doctor. Was telling me about knock on effects, for example decisions will be made not to do chemo, or transplants because they obliterate the immune system and puts the person at high risk of getting an extreme form of coronavirus.

i havent but a girl at my work's fiance works in recruitment and had to sack 3 people in his team today. He's also not making any commission at the moment so he's earning base salary, which is like 16.5k rather than the 60+ he needs to pay their mortgage.

Must be shit, but on the other hand, recruiters are the scum of the earth.

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The Holy Roman Empire: A Thousand Years of Europe's History by Peter H. Wilson, 2194 Days of War: An Illustrated Chronology of the Second World War by Cesare Salmaggi and Alfredo Pallavisini and Star Wars: The Last Command by Timothy Zahn.

Kenya stop posting this repeatedly please

love the whiffs of ___ when i ____ the bf's hairy ____

wtf

wtf do recruitment firms even do

Nogeria

end of the world in a few weeks and all you lot can do is post funny gimmicks at each other smfh