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have already heard it in the office at work and on twitter and from my mum so heard it here fourth

The Chinese virus

He's right though
Taiwan belongs to China

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they were the bad guys

based acc

>bacon butty and chicken
enjoy your swine and chicken flu, along with a host of other diseases

this but unironically

the queen's been weekend at bernies'ing phil since 2004

got the chinese bat disease

She cute

twitter.com/susie_dent/status/1240204031773020160?s=21

Can't do another day of toiling at home lads going to blow my fucking brains out

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fuck off zhang

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>he gives up good nutrition and enjoyable experiences because he;'s terrified of some sniffles every now and then
oh nooooo whatever will i do ive got literally the fucking flu the sky is FALLING

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Taiwan is China. The mainland are filthy communist separatists.

Oh I didn't know.

Toilberg is stuck in the dark ages so the toilhouse is making us come in
Hate it

IF ALL OF THE KINGS
HAD THEIR QUEENS ON THE THRONE
WE WOULD POP CHAMPAGNE
AND RAISE A TOAST

imageboard not linkboard

prefer the gif of this brendan desu

he's looking rough
corona will get him

thats not chompsky and whats a dick flatening

>Taiwan is China. The mainland are filthy communist separatists.
based or gookpilled?

>Qantas stands down 20,000 staff, grounds all international flights
Kangaroo going the way of Ansett. Are you ready for your Delta Airlines™ domestic Australian flights?

got to go to the doctor to get a sick certificate hope they give it to me haha

is everyone going to stop shagging then? will birth rates plummet?

i think it is chomsky, he looks like he's finally about to kick the bucket

Got feeling like my lungs are full of flem or something and a non-flemy cough. Is this the rona?

sikhs are bro tier

heard this last week

going to be buying QAN stock asap ngl

yeah haha the 'rona really stopping me from shagging that's it

it's funny how some chinks cough on purpose everytime they see people being cautious around them and take it as a victory when people assume they're infected
>ah that racist white woman was starring at me becasue she thought i was infected
>so i coofed at her ha ha that will show her to respect asians

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Absolutely howling, you can hear this lad's heartbeat

youtube.com/watch?v=uOb6W3w_5pc&feature=emb_title

Emirates will take over
Makes much more sense

why would we shaggers stop shagging???

coronacels rise up

that's definitely chomsky
hes like 90 years old

it's spelled phlegm

wish I was good at art

youtube.com/watch?v=Md8uNCYX_Nc

WE'RE AN ALL TIME HIGH

right, let's let lose a cheeky virus into the population every now and then, causing a pandemic, wiping out trillions worth of wealth, inconveniencing everyone, killing the vulnerable, all because simppos like you like to eat disgusting flesh from dead animals.

I don't get it

cooorrrrr

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The class inequality of quarantine is that the poor are, ironically, the most likely to be employed in the industries deemed "essential" while their upper-class peers are freed to bunker down for weeks until the first death wave passes.

How is that not class genocide.

few weeks ago i was laughing at stories of south koreans queuing to buy face masks now we're mothballing the economy for 18 months, expanding the state to the size of the USSR, and taking on world war level debts to keep ourselves on life support

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what will quora do when chomsky carks it?

got my uni classes genocided

NO YOU'RE NOT HALF THE MAN
YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE

AND YOU CAN'T FILL THE HOLE INSIDE OF YOU
WITH MONEY DRUGS AND CARS

I'M SO GLAD I NEVER
EVER HAD A BABY WITH YOU

COZ YOU CAN'T LOVE SOMETHING
UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING IN IT FOR YOU

OH I FEEL SO SORRY
I FEEL SO SAD

Yes I'm sure all the kids are bullying him for being...Asian?

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we're anal time high

yeah im okay with that
symbiotic
world is far too overpopulated
the right population for earth is under a billion and if you disagree you're just silly

>Hey user, I think your camera is off, can you turn it on?

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great video i can totally understand what he's saying

Everyone should be compelled to stay home for 30 days with food deliveries

why do we persist with the myth that people need to pay their bills if it can just be suspended in a instant

ironic isnt it
china did this to the world and now the world will be indebted to china forever

>food deliveries

senpai they've all shut down except for emergency ration deliveries to the elderly

everyone on twitter says he's dead every other month for the past 3 years
boring now

>i-it doesn't seem to be working, oh well hehe

*shares my desktop accidentally and /brit/ is open*

>riding on the pavement
twat

ahah y-yeah nah my dog bit the webcam cord

for real though, it's just the flu

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I mean the govt should deliver spam sardines and bread to people's homes while we all are forcibly confined to our homes

That'll all but eliminate the virus

>Babak

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people are under the illusion that state has power over its own citizens, when it's other way around

i'm going to kill you

nooo we have to destroy the world economy or otherwise your 98 year old great-grandma might keel over

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*eats wild horsemeat tacos*

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love this guy's videos

I know I just can't spell it

weww

business idea: firebomb cities high infection levels

strongly considering joining the cpgbml tbqhlad

wtf, did she forget to put on her trousers?

id never go back to work

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*continues watching without blanking the screen*