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DONT WORRY
(da da duh duh duuuhh dun dun duhhh)
ABOUT A TING
(da da duh duh duuuhh dun dun duhhh)
COS ERRY LITTLE TING
GON BE ALRI
(da da duh duh duuuhh dun dun duhhh)

had a wank at lunch time today

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never understood why people thing doggy daycare is a good idea
recipe for disaster that

aye
'portin 'n

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am wrking from home but boss is stressing me out.

dont want to say im sick when im not because then i could fuck up if i actually get sick

Your unplanned baby will be born in an uber in a hospital car park and your gf will die from sepsis. Also the baby will be half black.

government needs to start handing out cyanide capsules soon

TREE LITTLE BIRDS
IS BY MY DOORSTEP

>its just the flu

this argument stays undefeated fr. old people die from the flu too

>your broken leg will have to fix itself
My finger seems to be healing up nicely, didn’t even bother going in for so much as an x-ray

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Any of you lads fuck with YELLOWMAN

youtu.be/-Nh5CapYICg

big fan of dogs

they should’ve been doing this for years

screeching

:3

No mitigation = 56,100 deaths per day at the peak in the US

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This is the end
The end my friend

BASED
had an extended lunch with the 'f if you know what I mean, while maintaining 'Available' status on the 'ype

convenient for the owners and nice for the dogs, just keep an eye on em

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So now that Coronavirus has been cured what will we wall talk about?

i want an anglo white BVLL to colonise me

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youtube.com/watch?v=C7v3dw1BUz0

guess we will have to go back to chatting about slags and crisps again

So a level students are getting their predicted grades but they don’t realise they’re going to have to compete with all the people who would have failed/ got worser grads. All the nerds must be seething

remember when this pic was just a meme

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recon i'm a super spreader

tfw no gf

deaths, markets, new jobs, retribution -- chunks gotta pay

interracial breeding pool

>not going to peak for months

The anxiety is going to doom me

would love to see a psychological study of the first dog to jump into the pool versus the first dog that ran back out of the gate

I hope it wasn't due to Covid-19

youtube.com/watch?v=zOYwGtSKIL4

worst thing about australia: no prawn cocktail crisps
dont know how i live without ham+prawn cocktail butties

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oh shit really
my life would be pretty different right now if I got my predicted grades damn

Are you one of those Greek twinks they have statues of in the British Museum?

and all on toilberg's dime
pretty based if i do say so myself

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I mean yeah I personally would have loved it but I doubt all my mates who passed would have

At my college the teachers basically gave you whatever predicted grades you asked for. Mine were A*A*A*A, which I would never have got. Wonder if it's the same now. I'd just use mock results instead desu

they havent confirmed it yet, may just make them sit them in the autumn or something

unis will be loving it

lmao I could've gone to a rustlers uni if I got my predicted grades
instead I ended up going to clown college

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The future is upon us

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maybe
please return our stolen artifacts

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>no prawn cocktail crisps
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Shall be refunding my tickets to Australia over this emergency.

Thinking about not being prepared to live in a society anymore, lads.

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When do we start shooting landlords in all this chaos?

When combining the new cure with antibiotics to stave off secondary infection there is a 100% cure rate for COVID 19
Both of these are open to the market in cheap generic form lmao
It aint just a flu, but it is literally over

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reddit

charlie

jeremy corbyn has just entered peaceful talks with the coronavirus

We legally purchased them from the rightful owners the Turks sweety ;)

Italy +4,207
Spain +2,943
Germany +2,960
USA +2,031
France +1,404
China +13

just done a reddit

Worst Bond movie (QoS) has the best theme (Another Way To Die)

Got a source for this other than the Microsoft excel graph you made?

were you ever prepared?

>azithromycin AND hydroxychloroquine
hello QT prolongation!

we did it reddit

probably fuck load more here in the UK given that most people have been going about life as normal util yesterday

PM Corbyn asking for Britain to show some sympathy for the virus

Please give them back ~

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Hope coronavirus patient zero is happy with himself
Twat

glad i didn't vote for corbyn otherwise we'd be having this lack of food in the supermarkets from day one

twitter.com/RiganoESQ/status/1240000906931974152
drive.google.com/file/d/186Bel9RqfsmEx55FDum4xY_IlWSHnGbj/view

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Attempts to capitalise on the coronavirus panic with an e-marketing campaign have just been boosted by getting one of the most prominent #FBPE morons to reply to me. If I can only get a retweet then surely I'll get hundreds of new braindead followers, and then it'll be easy pickings from then on

The new Bond with the Billy Eilish theme song is the best

love the world is not enough theme me

yeah i do

Should you encounter the enemy, he will be defeated! No quarter will be given! Prisoners will not be taken! Whoever falls into your hands is forfeited. Just as a thousand years ago the Huns under their King Attila made a name for themselves, one that even today makes them seem mighty in history and legend, may the name German be affirmed by you in such a way in China that no Chinese will ever again dare to look cross-eyed at a German.

Bat soup is fucking peng though, it's definitely worth it

t. knower

idea: buy stocks in whatever company produces those
eh ill do it later

would have got into a top rustlers with my predicted grades.
ended up bombing them and not going to uni at all.
I still see an old teacher at retail toil sometimes. there's always a look of absolute dissapointment on his face when he recognises me.

My friend is in shanghai and the country is still on a massive lockdown. 13 new cases is pure bullshit

Study was peer reviewed and released by this fella, french infectious disease expert
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier_Raoult

don't believe a thing this fella says

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corrr

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Thanks

Sample size of 20 though...

pretty ordinary drugs that have generics, not worth it

if only a chink ate a bat back when you were in sixth form