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compared to white ogres who grunt and groan like orcs

big fan

dont know

God knows, it can't be natural right? They have to be putting it on.

No true Englishman would ever say this

virgin freak music

sue

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just niggered a poo

t. Corona spreader

same

It’s a cultural thing and actually goes back hundreds of years lmao, it’s semi on purpose, they know it’s what the men want and are used to, it makes the men feel like they’re dominating the woman

My personal take? It’s because the men have small peckers

my wife
youtube.com/watch?v=6-r2r1sj6nE

sucking a poo

voca.ro/mGD2qm001Lj

*Releases a bunch of weasels from a fur farm that wind up destroying the local environment and wildlife*

WE MUST FREE NATURE FROM THE HANDS OF MAN

*Does the Che Guevara fist in the air*

how do you get tumblr laid out the way people do in the screenshot conversations

Corrrrr

Would love to spread her corona

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must have at least 5-6 kids I don't know about by now

braindead

Damn
It really do be like that dont it

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scary how much in common I have with early 20th century American gangsters

don't exactly find east asians ugly or unattractive, just think they have zero sex appeal

licking a toilet seat

Also when white women do that whole “OHHHH YEAHHHHH FUCK MY SLUTTY FUCKING PUSSY DADDY FUCK YEAH” shit it’s absolutely repulsive, especially with that teeth protracted face they make when they do it. You know the one. Absolutely abominable

having a brew

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beth wants a quarantine bf. any takers?

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holy pengaroni!

This is the cheap piss swill my friends and I would always get at the bar in college because it was the cheapest beer they had

So yeah you thought posting a bottle of piss was worthwhile

used to get that and milwaukees best in the UK at tesco remember my dad drinking it growing up. only have the more mainstream yank swill thats brewed in the Uk now

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get an anal check at least annually from my gay doc -- he checks for surface polyps, HPV, warts, etc... I'd say get the HPV Vaccine (Gardasil 9) even if you have to pay for it out of pocket. Second, make sure you get plenty of fiber and water intake. I use Bag Balm on my hole after I get fucked -- it's a great soothing moisturizer and usually my well-fucked, sore hole is fine by morning. For general clean-up try Balneol cleansing lotion -- feels and smells great without irritating your skin. For douching, I find a shower shot too harsh and stick with an enema type bulb. (Most of the time 3 flushes is plenty) I don't get FF'd, but enjoy occasional toys, butt plugs and fingers. I generally get fucked at least once a week, a couple of times per year I'm lucky enough to bottom for a dozen men or so in one night and even though I've past the half-century mark, my hole is healthy, happy and I hear feels quite wonderful when wrapped around a dick

>digital marketing

pass.

Starting to bulk buy super noodles.

my wife with her friend chou tzuyu (second best twice)

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This, there are a few hot Asian women like with every race but its so rare.

your dad sounds like a good working class man

Have to agree, black girls are a right pain in the arse for doing that. Puts me right off, some guys must like it though

Allison hit the nail on the head

>Government preparing emergency legislation to suspend evictions from social or private rented accommodation. Landlords can’t start proceedings to evict tenants for at least 3 months.
Rentberg on the ropes

*smoke starts rising from my head as i frantically try to brainstorm ways i can use this crisis to virtue signal*

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Units.

that looks terrible

hmm what's the best flavour of super noodle lads?

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>left plague-pit that is London to work from home from my parents nice house in rural Bucks
>fridges and cupboards full to the brim with food, booze, supplies
BASED

dont know anybody who buys super noodles anymore when you can get the yummy chinkie ones for 55p a packet

ok, everyone's had their fun with this chinese virus
time to just get back to normal

Any fellow communist chad lads in?

the original brewery of rolling rock is in my hometown so by law i have to like it

Worst noodle get some inomie rendang now that's pengtang

so by the time theyre out thats like 5 months free rent

I've met Edgar Wright and he's a top bloke. Unironically my film role model. But he's loathsomely lefty middle class, he already made a TV show by my age.

One day I hope to make a film with as good a female cast as Scott Pilgrim.
>MEW
>prime Anna Kendrick
>Aubrey Plaza
>Allison Pill
>that Chink
>pre-wall Brie Larson
Amazing.

This but scarface

>supporting bat eating virus gooks

bros...

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Honestly though how long do y’all figure it’s gonna be until we can actually leave our houses and be normal again, only so much more of this I can take. Staying inside so much makes me feel like my virginity is growing back

they're utter dogshit
do yourself a favour and buy much tastier and cheaper indonesian or jap instant noodles

Won't happen until 2021

noticed a lot in common between me and the peaky blinders

Began working from home today, parents offered to give me a lift back to Herefordshire I know it would be comfy but I don’t want to pass on the chinky flu to my parents.
Especially my dad who’s nearly 60 and been smoking since he was 14

Bottle of barefoot pinot grigo for me

like peri peri ones

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theyre not actually chinese theyre thai or sumn

who is your favourite kpop and why is it kim dahyun?

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probably 3 or 4 months

>chinese virus
yank bio weapon

once saw a lad on xhamster shove a wine bottle up his arse and recognised the label as barefoot haha

>y’all
shan’t be conversing with you

Pennsylvania's finest raw dairy still being delivered

Ready for the lockdown

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>pre-wall Brie Larson
So many wanks to her

Know a guy who comes to the petrol station EVERY SINGLE NIGHT to buy a beef and tomato pot noodle