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the king of kings edition

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Any Welshmen in?

*stamps on it*
oops

I'm clear lads.

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boomers did nothing wrong. it's the selfish little disease carriers who are to blame

How’s the ol’ ‘tine going de lads?

*takes another out of the packet*

didnt get a gf before the quarantine kicks in

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parents reckon ive had a bout of the 'rona and tell me i can't see my grandparents now

which one is covid 19? were you positive or negative?

also agreed
the virus is deadly to elderly people with previous ill health/people with ill health
that puts the potential fatalities in the millions because the human population is so bloated
thats still human lives so its a good cause to take extraordinary measures for
HOWEVER
this virus is not, and never will be, black death 2.0 that indiscriminately kills millions of healthy people. in the most literal sense, it is biologically impossible for this type of virus to do that

what is clotted cream

cant decide if i want to play magic the gathering arena, football manager or try minecraft for the first time a decade

dodged a bullet there

hate this prick virus desu would smash the 'rona's jaw in if it even dared exist near me

was that the packet i shat in earlier aha yes it is

i have one and its shite. she thinks we need to spend the entire quarantine together even though we have separate apartments.

>evictions suspended for 3 months
rentberg on the ropes

Bore da

screaming

Why's he need toilet paper when he uses his hands

LONDON IN LOCKDOWN BY FRIDAY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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American nuclear doctrine allows for nuclear strikes against those who deploy bioweapons such as the novel coronavirus we are now faced with

Nuclear hellfire needs to rain down on China for this

No, had a spare in my back pocket!

So we don't suppress the transmission, hospitals are so overloaded people are being left to die in the car park. Then there's a big terror attack.

no lad
its not the 'rona
its the 'na

Rentfree

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hopefully anybody in the streets will be shot

Same
Imagine how cosy it would be if you'd just met someone and were in the honeymoon period

what spare? those were the last custard creams mate. panic buyers got to them all

black death was from china too

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giving the government this much power sets a dangerous precedent

swine flue, zika, nora, 2009 flu were all warning signs lads. why didn't we LISTEN

M O R A L I T Y

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Can you explain how it’s biologically impossible for this virus to be an indiscriminate killer?

Because Spanish flu first wiped out the old and the sick then a second wave came and knocked out the young and the healthy

Yellow fever fags genuinely can't recover from this

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Wailing

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nuh uh! look at these bad boys!

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Heard the SAS has been sent to the Cheadle lockdown

cardiff reporting

no uni
graduation postponed
all fellow students seething in chat and their ball is cancelled
i never planned to go to either of them

hehe

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don't know sorry x

tell her she can stay with me if she wants

yh :(

Amazon is so based
Global economic and logistical crisis and I've got 60lbs of metal being shipped to my door in 3 days free of charge

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Is coronavirus all anyone talks about now? Hasn't even came to the US yet last I heard.

>Be boomer
>Boom all over the latest elections
>Boomer passports GET
>Virus develops from boomer nemesis country
>Quarantine the country #savetheboomers
>Economy dies of doom
>Catch nasty virus, lungs go boom
>Zoomers and Doomers alike rejoice
>Boomers stipulated that all property and money be burned with them, can't deny the kids the chance to learn a lesson about paying their own way in life

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well this is a coronavirus and the spanish flu was a flu

London traffic is down by 24%

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Am in quarantine and caterer cunts haven't given me my fucking dinner yet

Has every single thing this country's built post-war been absolutely hideous? I mean, take London Bridge for example. What ought to be a beautiful architectural feat in our capital is just another ugly, gray concrete monstrosity. No more nice houses. Just loathsome tower blocks. No more virtuous statues, just soul destroying modern art.

AOC is a right munter but seems like she has really cute chebs

NIGGERS

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a b e r y s t w y t h

makes this seem all the more true by the day

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they're coming for us

Ahem

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Janny please don't ban this poster. As we are all in social isolation right now it would be cruel to ban him from online socialisation

kek this is me
youd be surprised how many officers are similar to this, now granted they dont use the same language, but the general attitude is still altogether similar. how would i describe it; that its their prerogative to do things their own way and the rules are entirely advisory. which is as it should be i hasten to add; the alternative is stifling dogma which is the death of all organisations
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What is the English word apposite mean?

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So fucking livid. This shit is finally settling in for me and it's because my dads trust fund for me is losing hundreds of thousands with the stock market.

I always thought id have a set and easy life but this is genuinely throwing it into jeopardy and I'm panicking

idea: the pepperonivirus

London traffic (state of confusion)
London traffic (blocking the streets)
London traffic (going nowhere)
London traffic (polluting the air)
Drive round London in a car
Don't really want to go far
So many cars fill the streets
Wonder why we bother at all

London traffic is a problem
London traffic too many cars
One way systems look very neat
Coloured signs direct the streets

No one knows the answer
No one seems to care
Take a look at our city
Take the traffic elsewhere

Leave the city free from traffic
Give the place a chance to survive
Dirt and filth cover London
Give it a chance to breath again

she allegedly accidently posted them on insta but it was only the reflection in a shower head

>I'm gay

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Maybe if I watch some porn it will help with the anxiety

Any good interracial scenes to have a wank to?

unironically post modernism and the death of elitism and prejudice

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Summer 2016 was the last time I knew peace. Fetty Wap on replay, Barack Obama was still in office, Pokémon Go had just come out, Idris Elba didn’t have coronavirus, i was skinny

All cars are dogshit symbols of our decaying liberal world