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Love me love me
Say that you love me
Fool me fool me
Go on and fool me
Love me love me
Pretend that you love me
Leave me leave me
Just say that you need me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FUCKING BORED

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Give me a rundown on the Mexico corona situation. You have like 50 confirmed cases I believe. How is ALMO reacting? Have you stocked up on your daily roll of toilet paper?

remember the ALMO

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schlop schlop schlop schlop

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the gf
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wtf is that makeup

coronaSNEED

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My mom got VERY mad at me for saying that it seems like she has more respect for rich people more than poor people
But I think im right

meesterd sendmen
brding me a dzhrdeem

I thought Moonman was banned from YouTube

I'm America's most blunted

I bet your mom is regretting having wasted her life having you

Bros
how do I ummm go about joining the Chinese infantry?
asking for a good friend of mine

Sup cuhz

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kek

shouldn't you though?
most really poor people i've met are fucking dumb, and poor for a reason.

these are pretty finicky

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I wanna be productive but I just can't.

>productive
This is toilberg propaganda

Shitty beer

i always imagine that when you aren’t toiling you’re just hiding in a closet from the government. what sort of stuff does an illegal alien ordinarily do during their free time

Greatest love song ever

he masturbates, gets drunk, and cuddles with his stuffed animals. probably a lot of crying too.

I'm gay

Its AMLO, idiot. But he is a big idiot. Late prevention measures. Denial and more denial. People will die. I am not failing into panic. Just buying regular and.doing my average life.

Career or personal life?
choose one now, goyim.

I'm like 70% gay

She must be a horrible person

Want the latter but I ended up choosing neither

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you don't deep throat all the way?

I hate how this is legit a dichotomous choice for some people.

Stop being illegal

I wouldn't be surprised if drug abuse and alcoholism were related to the prevalence of low-paying, dehumanizing labor, but of course nobody would admit it because that would hurt profits.

93 confirmed
3 recovered
0 deaths so far
And i'm pretty sure all of them are imported, thus the reason the government has not banned certain activities, yet, i think they are acting too overconfident since the virus can spread before the symptoms appear.

Independent institutions and people are taking measures, universities are cancelling activities and holidays for basic school are starting sooner. People is a bit more cautious now, they are a bit scared but panic is not yet unfolded.

Mexico city leads the list with

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>2% Vatican
Did your great great grandmother fuck the pope

They didnt cancel Vove Latino. They are retards. The infection is already spreading. The school break wont do a shit. Went to public clinic and said that they will no longer attened unless you are pregnant or dying.

two types of mexicans on int

I want to munch on some meaty pussy lips

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Yeah, that was a mistype lol.
>Late prevention measures. Denial and more denial. People will die.
Sad. The abhorrently slow response and denial in western countries is pretty scary desu. Hopefully these screw ups will teach people to take these things more seriously in the future. Stay safe, bud.

Hi. I am not the other dude.

>Navy hospital ships headed to NYC and Seattle
Yeah, not sure if military doctors trained for patching bullet wounds are going to help when I'm coofing my lungs out with pneumonia

How am I supposed to know which you are

That's why he said TWO types of Mexican...

seems better than nothing anyway

They’ll help patch bullet wounds when tea party retards revolt due to martial law

Get a wife

Wow
Einstein

Jajajajaja

A lot of people go without any good reason, that only saturates the services.

You could infere it

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lel i havent tried the other functions yet

Sure, chairo.

sleept too mjch

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many hours?

yes because we're constantly sending sailors to shoot goats in the desert, and their medical personnel have no experience whatsoever with viruses spreading in close quarters

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Is army and navy ready to help in USA? Will you nuke cities?

I broke up with cosmonaut makeup cover singer
stacy american performer is my new gf
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Shitty beer

What’s the problem, are you a man?

hey bb u wna some fuck??

just realized the trader joe's apple cider foaming handwash i use in my bathroom means i'm now gonna associate the smell of cider with plague for the rest of my life. that sucks

it's kinda crazy and exciting how the world is being changed due to corona. once and a lifetime event bros

yes

uh oh