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Don't know about you, lads, but it feels like the virus is slowing down already. Just as schools are closing and people are being sent home.

Might give contagion a watch

yeah saw it the first time and didn't care

love talking heads

settle down rasheed

March -> Coronavirus
April -> Swarm of locusts
May -> Huge asteroid impact
June -> ????

I hope they fuck them over. It's my taxes and they aren't working while i am so they can go and fuck themselves.

Television maaan

Why assume the British Govt will help the workers with a pandemic, while they drop depleted uranium bombs on Yemeni children, and starve disabled Brits to death...?

Cope

Probably alternative assessments for Uni like an essay instead of exam.

just sat in listening to pulp, bwy?

Think of all the stuff that is going on that no one is talking about

fuck off clogwog
all of your posts are shit

real talk lads, im in london but i want to go back to my parent's house.

i've been self-isolating for a week just see out any corona. when they lock london down, can my parents come down and pick me up and drive me back home?

moloch rises

Does masturbating help relieve anxiety?

Need all the help I can get at this point desu

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Me getting a shag

>anyone who triggers my weak feeling is the same person
imagine being this much of a cuck

who is the best british pornstar

guys why are you women so ugly? even the educated one. I just spent a semester abroad and all the british girls were recognizable from a mile away, the sucess rate was really 100%. all incredibly ugly and in the worst way (round masculine nose, eyes that are ugly and too big, weirdly shaped forehead, and worst of all that oily skin), and with way too much make up. Whats up with that?
very nice edition

mm yes yes and what about the Sikhs that are killing Israelis in Sri Lanka...

>Live on the same street as the woman who runs the nursery
>in very late 60s
>She even had me in nursery along with all my siblings
>She's upset by all this
>Doesn't want to close
>Crying thinking about having to tell her son (Who I know) not to bring his kids over like he does every weekend

Fuck. Shit's hitting me for real now.

Hoarders are basically kulaks. Complete scum and should be imprisoned .

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Probably not, i have absolutely no idea how they plan on shutting down London. Would the police and army even have enough men to block every road? would people even listen?

might order chicken alfredo again

Danny D

yeah lad now post more

Come get me

>in late 60s

What the fuck are you doing in brit you decrepit boomer lmao

the fuck is their problem

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Daisy Steel

all the doomsday preppers are talknig shit about shelf life

went to the shops and stuff they say is long shelf life like peanut butter, porridge, powdered milk etc all have use by dates on the containers for like 1-2 years max

playing smt lads

what's happening here

HOWLING

youtube.com/watch?v=mbGuTb39STQ
youtube.com/watch?v=mbGuTb39STQ

shops are still packed full except for toilet roll and bread
get a fucking grip

clogwog flicking through proxies
he is one seriously sad little man

Thought that was microsoft teams for a minute nearly laughed

I mean...that is a pretty long time for food

Cant believe ive just lost my job man

Why do brown people love porn so much?

I swear no other group is as obsessed with porn as they are

should piss taste salty

some indian paki made a group

Why contain it?

pathetic

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Yeah but if you're prepping for a happening you want to be able to store it in your bunker for years

>sad that I can't spend spring chilling at the skatepark
>remember that rodney mullen became the best by practicing in his garage alone
we're all gonna make it

peanut butter can last for decades if you get the natural variety, especially when the oil forms a layer on top watched it on a steve mre video

if capitalistberg thinks he can go back to charging interest and rent after all of this he's got another thing coming

Funny, I'm literally listening to Psycho Killer rn.

watched Easy Rider last night
good film, 8/10, love late 60s/early 70s USA and its films. the USA was interesting for once.
any recs for tonight? can't be arsed listening to corona talk 24/7

>steam
grim

That’s like the max they can put on it by law

Really it will last a lifetime
May taste a little off if you get way outside the expiration date but it won’t go bad as in give you food poisoning or degrade into some toxic chemical

What job did you have also why not just walk down to the old jobcentre plus and get another one

He would know what to do.

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have a chesty cough and my head's a bit warm lads.

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always laugh at this steve pic
those fucking jorts in that fucking terrible camo pattern

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He will
Question is what you do about it

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noooo you can't use the thing i don't like

correct

have THREE cystic acne spots on my forehead. can't catch a fucking break.

Watch this you’ll love it

youtu.be/3BOqQGMdIVE

Concerned about governments halting interest and rent/mortgage payments, etc. I don't trust how they're suddenly """caring""" now. I don't like what they're plotting.

tonigh channel 4 is doing another 90 minute special this week about corona, its turning into a bigger headache than brexit

>he likes Zappa
based lad

*shoots his feet off* nice try americano...

youtube.com/watch?v=RhY1x8CpWeI

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>jorts

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how Representative is this of english woman?
youtube.com/watch?v=AjwmezYiOYw

i actually might start listening to nassim's online lectures if he keeps uploading them to his youtube, seems like mahindol doesnt have a Blackboard like most uk unis do

reckon theres a reasonable chance i may have the 'na
in young people it can cause extremely mild symptoms even to the point of being asymptomatic. tallies with how ive been feeling over the past few days, mainly fine but there is a very very slight sore throat and something off feeling. that could be it. that could be the 'na

anyone else proper fucking despise yanks really bad?

Ol' Smithy would have knocked this economic/virus bollocks on the head pronto

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there must be a lot of companies still making money . simply transfer some of their money to the failing companies

If this is it, I'm going to tell my oneitis how much I've always loved her and enjoyed every second I spent with her.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mh1hKt5kQ_4

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who else drinking wine for the na'?
drinking crew, big up the 'na massiv

yes

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aye

>not Octopus's garden

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carling lad

OH MY GOD IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

yeh I know. they just remind me of jorts
they're cut milsurp pants

how is there a worldwide recession nigga just change the numbers nigga my god

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Coronavirus theme; youtube.com/watch?v=jDP9L5rPONg

do Londoners really

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George > ringo > John.

Same mate. Feel fine now

Generally in britain only pakis or severe autists despise yanks.

I studied abroad at york uni and made loads of friends there. Studied a few broads too.

deary me his cover of My Way is something else

Stalin still makes every capitalist shit his pants

need this individual lit up by the army

ringo > george > are gran > john

for me, it's Hannah Brooks

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'yes'

convinced i had it 3 weeks ago based on the symptoms given
got over it just like i would a regular illness

that hijabi is very peng

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Also this

youtu.be/oFvGeMDW7bw

had a coof
no longer have a coof
cured lads
going to go out and poz elderlies now brb

>severe autists
you called?

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AOC is a pengting

Would walk straight past her and to the bar

TANKS ON UKRAINE BORDER

Feel like the coronavirus has settled down desu

got a thing for retards do you

She's better when she's white

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no she isn't get a grip

to the gay bar no less

FUCKing hell what the fuck. Theres a guy in a military uniform knocking at my door right now.

Is this because I was out yesterday while on lockdown? What are the legal repercussions?

hello nigger

just saw an autistic lad walk straight past a woman at the bar, had his arms glued to his side and was looking at his feet
ordered a fucking bud light oh my days

it is just a regular illness
all im concerned about is if i do have it, and then i pass it to my mother, and then to grandparents. theyre in their 90s and obviously could be a different story for them (even in the elderly tho its usually still only fatal if they have underlying health problems)

The conventional wisdom that people who have earnt great fortunes are somehow more intelligent and worth listening to really fucking bothers me. It's obvious that most rich people are complete idiots who say things that nobody would take seriously if a poor person said the same things.

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blah blah blah

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the yank cope

back from the pub
had a nice bud light to satiate my thirst after my lengthy and exhausting walk.
xx

Nice

bend over and present your arsehole while singing the israeli national anthem and he'll be gentle

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watching twilight new moon now
favourite is the first one but like all of them

parents inviting gran round like whats happening on the telly is confined there

will be watching red dwarf up to the end of series 6 before it got shitty

probably a shit feeling for you that I had an easier time making friends in your country then you do.

let's see your tits and vag

cycle it
might take you a few days but the roads are quiet and the weather is ok

>just saw an autistic lad walk straight past a woman at the bar,
What should he have done? Walked up to her and asked how her night was going?

stream it on the 'sync

New pic spotted

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yeah

She’s gonna be president one day

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the yank fantasy

oh FUCK OFF. bud light is the cheapest thing here and that woman wasn't even looking in my direction

imbibing a bud light

watching it on netflix
watching the whole saga
completely unironically, this will be my 7th or 8th viewing of the full anthology

What would you do to her?

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Hilarious how zoomer have forgotten swine flu

rancid posts

What are you doing out the bar?

Go home and self quarantine immediately you’re posing a danger to the public health

wonder if there's a correlation between a shit edition and shit chat itt

looks like clair balding

mmm pert young breasts

Are there jobs where you literally just type numbers into the computer all day with no thought required. Sounds like a dream if there is

bought a big bottle of whisky
reckon I'm sorted on the 'rona front

junior developer

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alcohol kills it innit

Light beers taste better.