/brit/
Kacy
first
Have you guys heard of this “coronavirus” that’s going around?
being naked should be illegal in the new world . sick of super spreaders
would you risk the wuhan flu for a chance at a big breasted asian girl?
you are born naked
there was a boomer on the radio the other day who said if this all happened back in the day before we were all obsessed with the news, we would've carried on exactly the same way, a bunch of people would've died, then 5 years later we would've found out it was because of a virus and gone "oh yeah, that was a bad year" and that would be it
barefeet should be illegal in public
I was born in a reebok tracksuit and air force 1s
Viruses killing of humans is literally part of nature
Yes it’s sad that you gran died or whatever but that’s just how the ecosystem works
is that a better way to go about it?
yea but only if they aren't using their bare feet to caress and/or pummel my scrote
And you’re naked when you die too
Mental how that is
You’re going out of your way to not get sick in order to prevent older folks from getting it and dying but do you honestly believe boomers would do the same thing for you?
If this happened on Black Friday you can guarantee the crowds would be nothing but boomers
Like in 1918?
The man is a modern day Nero
>mentions trump for no fucking reason
why are twitter apes like this?
im gonna fucking darwinism your nan with a hammer, sorry m8 just me nature
*Hero
stupid autocorrect
there is nobody alive who has ever lived in a time when we weren't obsessed with the news.
lol what
Good lord he looks terrible
>no fucking reason
Read it again. He's saying the real power is the Military Industrial Complex not Donald Trump (the President).
...
should be locked up
those aren't americans
Trump gives the Australian SAS its orders it seems
This will all blow over by next week
why is the term nothingburger so common ? sound reddit as fuck
that thread is just full of people talking about pooping on each other.
i only go on /brit/, is that what the rest of Yas Forums is like? Makes people here look like "normies"
He’s already dead though
>People here think Italy's healthcare is shit
It has one of the best in Europe and it's on its knees, it hasn't even peaked there yet. The NHS is barely fit for purpose as it is at the moment and people are still not taking it seriously.
We're actually shafted.
good aussies belong in the ground
normies can only take being cooped up for so long and will want to move on
doing a do
>oh noo the old people noooooo!!!
get a grip virgin
the self-isolation pod
What will your roles be in a post corona world? I think I'll make a great rat catcher.
America makes use of private defence contractors and the decision to invade Afghanistan came from America.
comfy place
NHS is the strongest in the world 2bh. don't buy into any crap about league tables. we don't hit the highest on quality because we're more concerned about just doing the job
You better hope you don't have a horrible accident over the next few months user, you'll be left on the side of the street
Looter
>Clean, cosy, no excess stuff, no mess, essentials for entertainment. Clear apartment clear mind.
Ah yes it's so terrible.
nhs have had orders to turn away the over 75s
lack of furniture makes it anti-social
Lads after being laid off from work due to the corona virus I am considering holing up somewhere peaceful for a short while.
Where do you reckon I should go? Is Chile still open to foreigners.
>ignore data and just trust me bro
cannibalism youtuber
best cancer survival rates in the world i heard
plus you can buy whatever you like from the pharmacy without prescription which is nice
Empty apartment, empty mind.
it the amount of beds which is the problem
hopefully we can take over hotels etc
Wtf am I missing something?
Yeah it's minimalist, but at least its tidy, stupid bitch
girls really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
post the female edit
neets rise up
Wetherspoons customers have immunity, their morona virus protects them
Might self isolate some beers in the fridge
reports from the local hospital say they're literally feeding bodies into the furnace with a conveyor belt.
Essay deadline got pushed back so I got bored and shaved my balls. They feel really itchy so I'm gonna put some aloe vera on them
pick some vicodin and xanax up for me
>no table
freak
King of the Britlads
can already feel the coronavirus hype dying down. a big, fat nothingburger
Thats not how priority care works, were very good at ousting the gonners
gran went to hospital yesterday and got turned away and told to go and see her gp
our governments great at controlling private property when it needs to.
what film is that
>hopefully we can take over hotels etc
this is marxism and they did stuff like that in venezeuela and cuba
don't have
okay?
lol is that your only argument
>ohhhh y-you might h-have a h-horrible accident!!! OHHOHOHOHOHOHHO
bugger off
>i only go on /brit/
stop doing so
t. autistic gamer neek
boris expected to announce total room lockdown imminently. no matter where you are, that will be your home for the foreseeable future. it's too risky
>nothingburger
what does this even mean
Anonymous sources tell me that the last NHS face mask has just been used...
Want to slit my throat cause the gf just keeps buying shit. We have something like 300 masks (not even exaggerating). We're just two people. We aren't even sick. The fuck am I going to do with a mask?
Cybernetic kill-droid hunting the last of the boomer scum who survive the biowars
We are in a time of unprecedented crisis
I present to you the leaders of the free world:
Literal clowns
this is diabolical, zoomers have to slave away just so boomers can buy diapers
'member neknominating
Dodgeball you fucking RAT
Your gran's a stupid bitch mate. Does she not follow the news? Senile old cunt.
>£11.14/trip
'kin 'ell
uganda be kidding me
>essentials for entertainment
>television
hello npc mong
they were clowns before the crisis
>I only go on /brit/
why? this place is only good for occasional shitposting if your not actually a br*t
What are you guys going to do for the next 18 months while we’re all trapped in the house?
maybe they get 4-5 drop offs on a single trip route
Sell them on
Where's your business acumen?
just eat is decent money
Yanks can only understand the gravity of situations when measured in burgers. They were told it was a pandemicburger but they're hoping it's a nothingburger
They look like two little kids unironically, like Boris just made a really loud fart that hes so impressed with but Trumps just like "see mum hes always shitting himself"
is that good or bad
go crazy?
DON'T MIND IF I DO! AUBARBURGHAGARUGUHLG!
This COVID shit is just a nothingburger desu
chortling
Gonna start a car gang by welding spicks on my Aygo
Trump would say mom not mum you IDIOT
im feelin a lack of natural light also a single bachelor place which looks lonely, not much of an entertainer
>had to go out
>saw a wave of police horses marching down the street
>haven't seen a police horse in at least 5 years here
huh
No it’s not
This is far worse than you can possibly imagine
Hundreds of millions if not billions killed by the virus
will you be contributing to the coronavirus baby boom?
why hasn't fucking mcdonalds appeared on justeat/ubereats in my area yet, if the apocolpyse doesn't make them nothing will
nah people are getting laid off en masse by it
if you're neet and not immediately going for NHS emergency call centre jobs you are beyond help
bad
Noticing I'm developing ADHD through prolonged technology use. Used to be able to read for hours or just sit somewhere and listen to a full album but catch myself often these days playing a PC game with a youtube video running in the background while also browsing the internet on my phone. Have also noticed I fidget and bounce my foot and leg more now too. Need a tech detox but the virus means I cant
seething mentally ill leftist
yeah but I dont you fickle yank twat
twitter.com
Spanish nurse
"No more ventilators/intubations for old people"
as hospitals fill up it will be 'no more ventilators' for people over 60
later, 'no more ventilators for people over 40'
and so on
just got a nothingburger from Mcdonald's
The female "Stacy is throwing a Birthday Shower YOU HAVE TO COME" edit
Hate using phones. Just want a non-customet facing job.
Ah yes. The Spanish Flu, AKA - A Bad Year
neets should be put to work in factories making ventilators, masks, gloves, beds, anything else that will be needed to combat the virus
Just don't care about this virus
Most of the panic is because the market tanked
>Have also noticed I fidget and bounce my foot and leg more now too.
autism
Lads what is gonna be worse; the virus or the recession caused by the virus
>50th birthday last week
I'm done for aren't I lads
sounds better than an everything burger. hate when they overfill it beef plus pork and everything else
the virus was never going to be bad
gf's on the pill and probably won't see her for a while so probably not
That boomer has definitely been prepping for years
37 year old policeman in spain died today
and a 27 year old austrian woman
and a 17 year old south korean
Fucking hell that's despicable
That's unfortunate
neets should be left alone
they didn't start the virus
chinks should be put to work as slaves
I really do just dislike most women.
Every girlfriend I've had is like this.
How do I get gf who sees no problem with the OP but also isn't some weed smoking stoner tomboy girl?
Ine thing they all have in common? They're not hard cunts like me.
youtube.com
Fuck you
as if a rug and more furniture is bad
It's weird how nobody answers him so he just shouts it louder and louder over and over until he sufficiently motivates himself to do it
*googles "17 year old south korean"*
ah yes they're not even sure he had coronavirus
>His gran wasn't already dead by the time they were born
Smells of Tarq in this thread desu I'm probably younger than most of you lot n'all (23) sort it out you poshos.
NHS do this quite often. take over a wing of a call centre so you're not accountable to the usual bitchy managers
they give you a script to make it easy and fly through interviews so it takes no effort at all.
i did it when there was a minor news story about some disease somewhere in the world and they anticipated more people phoning 111 . in the end no one called our branch and it was free money
*googles "17 year old south korean"*
mmmm
Well we are looking at 3 things really:
Virus wiping out a large percentage of the population
Ensuing economic collapse that will make the Great Depression look like a bump in the road
World war three because people are going to want blood once all this is said and done
>no cat piss everywhere
This is the greatest guitar solo I have ever seen
Lynyrd Skynyrd were pretty cool
what's some youtube kino I can watch while i try and fall asleep?
*googles "17 year old south korean"*
*gets put on a list*
lmao it's the toilfu's house
have you tried a cute weed smoking stoner tomboy gf? Or maybe just a man
gran refuses to die, much to the chagrin of the entire family and everyone who knows her
All the fault of boomers. Demented old people with nothing to lose and not much left to live, should not be allowed a say in politics. There should be a cut off of old age. Anyone above 65 should not be allowed a vote.
*googles "17 year old south korean"*
hmm
*there's a Shopping button*
HMM
Mark claiming the betting companies released this virus to get everyone on the FOBTs
Ok boomer
Have only met one girl that I found to be interesting and we only lasted 6 weeks because she turned out to be desperately insecure in relationships
Does Greggs not do delivery? Ironically such a boomer mentality.
What game should I get xbox one
corona is going to ravage london
china did everything they did to keep it out of shanghai because they knew it would be chaos
literally gonna be like london from children of men
RIP
Definitely fucked in the head from the stress of it. Doesn't make it right but what system have we created which makes men act like this?
my gran wants to die ever since she became a widow but never drank smoked did any kind of manual labour hardly goes out except to the doctors so naturally she'll outlive everyone
glad sketch shows died