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He's so unpredictable

wish i had the tp for that la

imagine leaving on no deal after coronavirus passes, the boomers going for one last huzzah to ruin the country before coronavirus kills them

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Come home white man

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do i come home then or what

bit of a trek

nothing really but they have the image of being an old mans car. you see a lot of them in golf club carparks.

just let it dry and peel it off like a scab later

needed a hobby during self-isolation so hope my janny application comes back successful

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

post your body´´

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just been jazzing into dirty underwear

but there's no shortage here of anything

>good luck england
cheers thanks mate, yuou too

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chineses is bastards

>n-no they never said that
state of these gimps

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didn't realise the "chief scientific adviser" made government policy by talking to journalists
you'd think there'd be more to it than that

Do you think BoJo is masterminding these plans? You think they just lock him in a room to deliberate and let him out when he has come to a decision? Fucking hell why are students such mongs.
He's literally just following the advice of experts as and when it comes to him, the same as every other leader in every other country. He has said from the very beginning that plans will be altered as the situation changes and new advice is given.

I don't even like him, I think he's a buffoon, but he is not masterminding the solution to a global pandemic on his own you utter bell end.

Corona is cured

the chinese did nothing wrong

mental, the UK's literally been following devolved governments on policy
Scotland introduced a ban on meetings of over 500 people, initially Boris pooh-poohed it as being because Scottish services are less able to cope then adopted the same policy within 24 hours.
Now almost as soon as Scotland and Wales announce they're shutting schools on Friday the UK government does too.

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Sounds like an awful leader to me. He just copies Sturgeon ffs

self-isolating

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the prime minister is not the leader, apparently the "chief scientific adviser" is the one who makes all our policies

Actually made me laugh tbf

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wait you think he went rogue and that wasn't the government's line at the time? lmaooo you really are desperate

>Do you think BoJo is masterminding these plans?

boris hasnt had a plan since his leadership election campaign, everything boris says or does comes straight out of dominic cummings mouth

kek it's ludders

WILLIES
WILLIES
I LIKE WILLIES

Anyone else get that WhatsApp voice note about total lockdown by Friday

song for the old self isolation

youtube.com/watch?v=0IlPlKBXRHE

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Go on then, what you doing there and why aren't you at work.

There's a real thing with people going abroad for work and running to the pool with a beer and sending pics going 'hard life' etc.

Is it some sort of expat thing? Do people from home send you pics of working roads and public transport in return?

Copped

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It must be so tiring licking Boris' bumhole 24/7

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mummys' day on Sunday

What part of he's just following advice are you struggling to comprehend? Is Sturgeon just copying Italy? Why are Scottish people so stupid?

literally self-isolating for 2 weeks at a backpacker resort til I can start the new job

i think once italy stops their chinese virus numbers from increasing everyone else will settle down

1k a day soon

ah shit

"herd immunity" was never anyone's "line", it's a phenomenon that happens and was put in a few headlines

Based Celtic and Briton Bulls blazing the trail yet again, leaving the snivelling, indecisive Anglo rat in our wake

What's your new job ya numpty?

>Is Sturgeon just copying Italy?
yes, but the point is whenever Sturgeon or any of the other devolved governments do anything UK policy then changes to be in line with them within hours.

It must be tiring blaming all of your own insecurities on them bloody tories

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Going to buy some choccies for her (actually me)

1K DEAD A DAY WHEN

tech wear

so you're proud of being guinea pigs

POO

She is learning from Italy's mistakes

What's our peak fellas? is it ogre?

need to get food from the kitchen but dads having a Skype meeting in the dining room

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AAAAAAA NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the king is such a copycat
whenever I eat some of his food and don't die from poison, he also eats it a few minutes later

what has Sturgeon got to do with anything? she can't even lead Scottish government particularly well but she gets the benefit of being able to blame all the bad things on Westminster

The curve doesn't look flattened

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Total lockdown coming in 3..2..1..

unplug the router

>thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/11194769/sean-bean-glass-wife-boozy-british-airways/

Sean Bean threw glass at wife in boozy bust-up during nine-hour bender on British Airways flight

You realise it’s a UK wide strategy
There’s no separate policy for each country

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New job?

poor kid

the strategy was to adopt minimal measures because they thought the best approach was to let infect people

they've u-turned

they may not have explicitly labelled it 'the herd immunity strategy' but thats clearly what they were describing if you listen to the 03 March briefing

they've since changed tack to restrictive strategies more in line with WHO advice and other countries

the same sean bean who abused neil warnock infront of his wife and very young kids after sheff utd got relegated from the prem
no way the guy is scummy

is that a circumsicion?

Have been described as mo mowlam

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got called ludders on brit

just filter the flag or let me be user

Fuck

want scotland to just fuck right off honestly

so the policy was never "herd immunity"
thanks, you can stop saying it now

>ATM machines are limited to 200 bucks a day

fuck

>bucks
FOY

It is the tithe we pay to the cereal merchant

*enters thread mumbling something semi-discernible about it being 'just a flu bro'*

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