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Latte ASMR edition

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shit yank edition

unironically have those pumpkin decorations

wonder if zoomers are going to be overly protective of their toilet paper stash for the rest of their lives like how people who grew up during the great depression were with food and that

nobody is going to remember this in 18 months

Shut the fuck up frog bastard

KLECK!

i know ill keep on washing by hands a lot from now on. good habit i picked up thanks to covid

faggot
go draw some gay porn

not sure why east asians evoke such hatred within me, think i might just be really racist

because we will be dead
DEAD
E
A
D

I've finally managed to stop biting my fingernails

fool. this will be in your future history school books. your children will know about it

I hate introverts physically, I despise those kinds of people. I can hardly bear to talk to them. They have the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. They are arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, their arrogance is unlimited. And that makes me almost nauseous with anger and disgust. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s afraid. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups.

Introverts are ridiculously arrogant. Their "humbleness" is arrogance. Their "shyness" is arrogance. They are as arrogant as anyone else. But you won't know that because they are afraid. They don't talk much not because they are shy or quiet, but because they are afraid. Afraid of being made fun of, afraid of being humiliated. Afraid of other people. This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Now, what will our poor little introvert do now that he can't get his validation from other people? He will be put on a pedestal, by himself; he will rub the nose of others in the dirt, by himself, all in his own mind. This is why they are so passive aggressive: they don't need to bring you down physically, you are already humiliated in their own minds.

oh we will be painfully aware of it every time the government tells us we can't have gibs because we need to pay back our covid-19 debnts

heard the 'rona eats the memory part of your brain so you can't remember, because the 'rona eats the memory part of your brain so you can't remember

please stop cancelling trade shows and conventions

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im still struggling with this bad habit but im getting there

they are a strange people tbf

which show were you looking forward to la

seething virgin

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poo

everything was going so well lads. just want the old times back

go draw a dick on your arm, it'll fit in nicely with your dumbass swords and dragon bones and whatever other dumb shit you have

correct

then we'll have something to complain to our children and grandchildren about
>"when i was your age sonny you had to fight for your toilet paper"

oof

i make stuff for the displays and booths so all of them
things are very slow now

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>NOOOOO NOT MY MODEL TRAIN SHOW NOOOOOOO

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what man are you? a tits or ass man

I agree that does sound a bit ridiculous when said like that, especially in comparison to what our own grandparents went through. maybe toilet paper won't exist anymore in a few years

in bed lads

Don’t care drydick virgin faggot lmao
These gifs are my gimmick, have evaded many a ban to post them

just pushed an Italian tourist down the stairs in St Pauls tube station

opened a few chakras here ngl

imagine being this bitter and dead inside
you just can't stand that some people aren't as miserable as you, can you

I'm a mind man

i remember in one of the sims games there were these things called sonic showers where you just stand in front of it and it cleans you with sound
god i want that to exist, hate getting naked and wet, me

at this time? cheeky x

>narcissistic meterosexual with yellow fever calling anyone a faggot
lol

hands man here

*grandkids come visit me to do my weekly shop*
*ask them to check if I have enough loo roll*
*they refuse and remind me of last time where they opened the cupboard sat awkwardly in my bathroom and got buried in charmin*
*gets angry and rants about how my state-issued bidet is poisoning me*

tits so i can also admire her wonderful smile at the same time

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We're fucked
That's 2/3 the people who died in the Holocaust

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This made me sad. You'll be alright, user

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>local tescos:
empty
>local coop:
empty
>local thai supermarket:
absolutely packed to the gills with instant noodles, canned veg, bottles of purified water, meat, rice, etc

lol
guess its just too """ethnic""" for the local panicbuying wh*toids haha

NOT THE HECKIN MODEL TRAINARINOS

This webm doesn't do anything for me. I wanked like 8 times yesterday

You crave my attention, you NEED my attention, you’ll deny it but you live vicariously through me when you imagine me prone boning my girlfriend, the girlfriend you will never have. I am everything you want to be, and you hate yourself for it, you’re to afraid to leave your house and try.

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I'm absolutely fine with the prospect of 2 million dead yanks desu

fucking streamer shit heads already playing doom eternal

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Alexa, what's 2/3 of zero?

two thirds of zero is still zero

>doom eternal
when is it released

For me it's petite but well formed secondary sex characteristics

Died in the what now?

triples

>Don’t care
>writes a paragraph showing you think about me all day
lol
I pity you

2 days

Changed my mind in the last day or two and this isn't actually that big of a happening

my uncle died in the Holocaust
fell out of a guard tower ha ha

not done a lick of work today and theres simply nothing toilberg can do about it

>This is where the arrogance, and the contradiction comes in. Introverts crave validation; they crave it more than any extrovert. They want to be praised, they want to be glorified. But the fear of humiliation prevents them from striving for it. It makes them paranoid. That fear drives them to hate everyone else, to antagonize everyone else, to sit in a corner and spit on everyone who passes by.

Antisemitism is cringe, babes

Unity of man.

howling

Hope Sandoval 1994

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HOWLING

please remember to keep 4channel tidy lads

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>Antisemitism is cringe, babes

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Came to this realisation about 4am this morning, bored of it now wish Jeremy vine would stop talking about it and get his usual mongs spackers and weirdos back on talking about their normal topics

stay strong user
president trump has your back

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Semitic claws scratched this post out

hello rasheed

the Racism outside of Yas Forums report isn't actually to get rid of racism, it's just handy for getting rid of people who shouldn't be posting in this general who just happen to use the n word occasionally

didn't read lol
get a life, insecure cringecase

Blacks can’t even obey the law and not commit heinous crimes when they are literal billionaires

For me, Gibi is the best ASMRist.
Lots of the others are too sexual. For me there is nothing sexual about it and nor should there be.
Darling was good back in the day but seems to have lost her passion and spark.

It's big in a sense that it will change our country for about 18 months but not in terms of of us all dying

He’s right though. Here’s another fact, everyone here hates you

good lad (unironically)

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Where's the lie in this?

Are you salivating at the thought of me validating you? The thought of my praise? You haven’t earned it yet, you must first make sex with a woman

>He’s right though. Here’s another fact, everyone here hates you

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Ooh, my little Wuhan, my Milan
When you gonna give me some time, Corona
Ooh, you make my bog roll run, my bog roll run
Got it coming off o' the shelf , Corona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty lung
I always get it up, for the touch of the yellow kind

My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Corona

>find a job that I like
>really enjoy it
>now I can't go in because of the coronavirus
ah yes

don't really believe it even sounded good in your head before posting it

so this is /brit/ huh?
pathetic

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>>find a job that I like
what is it?

>the only people defending it are blacks
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL

>fartch
>raperil
>gay
>poon
>pooly
>whoregust

was that really worth posting? was it "mate"?

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saw a fit pregnant woman in the shops earlier god i wanted to suck her tits

rentboy mate

fannyuary

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For me it's Asmraurette

seething

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about to do an imagination wank
wish me luck

Based milkies lover.

>raperil
big fan of this one
t. birthday in raperil

Same as my sister.

*rapes you*

i know this girl named alana i wonder if she knows her name is anala spelled backwards

lads is it noncey to like this
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would love to shag her in that position