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Chinese Virus Ruins Everything

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*coofs on you*

Don't always agree with trump but it's absolutely based that since the Chinese tried spreading propaganda it was a US virus he will now only call it the Chinese virus.

don’t care, no chinky virus is going to stop me going out Friday night

enjoy the paranoia the day after

you're the reason the janitor has such a hatred for /brit/
good on you, a new 15 posts early, the first 10 people will see your ebicly funny o.p. image. no one will reply though, they'll scroll to the bottom instantly as always
fucking waste of a human. living, breathing excrement

i know redditors love to complain about how shitty every year is, but this time 2020 really is dire

what a grim time to be alive, hope someone coofs me out of my misery quick-like

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The janman shall have your head for this

If you think it's a Chinese virus you're a fascist.
Socialist China will have far fewer deaths than capitalist Great Britain.

Not going to the gym tonight
I don't care. Fite me.

all be worth it if I get a shag

work at sainsburys

literally was THIS close to being quarantined with the fwb over the next few months but in the end she decided to fly back home to Poland instead

damnit

how do I get into a coma?

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Feel like shit I don't normally get hangovers

*King hits you*

is saab lad in?

have you had any motor problems with yours brother?

Thank you for your service
Love the pork pies

>27
>balding
>cant grow a beard
its over isnt it?

I'm not him

yes

lucky escape lad

just did an actual cough lads

feeling pretty scared

never get a cough before I'm sick, it's usually always after

thanks

no, it's just beginning brother. can you feel it?

just tattoo it on bro

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got a headache lads, is this the end?

t. poleaboo

not him la x

is this the stuff that itches really bad

man fuck china for ruining this year

listening to james on spotify on my phone
in bed
thinking about toil tonight
thinking about how lonely i am and how much i wish i had a girlfriend

racism outside Yas Forums
3 days

yes tattoos itch really bad
retarded cunt

glastonbury cancelled
normons on 'cide watch

>boss implying we'll be here next week
>could all easily work from home
zzzzz

What were you going to do with it.

idiot

*surreptitiously googles CTHR*

Are you okay lads?

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>hey bra, check it out, i got a bazillion tatoos

It’s a tattoo?

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check yer aggression la x

I thought those were hairplugs nvm

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Been posting here for 3 years

Just glue it on bro

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smeg me arse la! long time innit x

>both from asia

been posting here 6

FOLC

I don't understand the spade part

well no india's sort of its own thing

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innit

that was if we did nothing

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>call a spade a spade

don't like sportsball myself but 2bh can't help but get caught up in the moment when in the pub and theres a big game on and everyone is focused on it

can't bring myself to help and explain anything to yank flags anymore
they're just so stupid
i imagine this is how sped teachers feel after 5 years

It's the Italian version that is killing the world desu

shut up retard

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