Greetings from glorious imperial catho-fashist Lechian republic.
Stores are full, food is plenty, people are calm, lines in stores have signs to keep min. 1.5m distance, smaller stores limit number of people inside to 1 - 5 depending on size.
We had a hoarding rush on Friday & Saturday, but even many people pointed fingers and laughed at hoarders.
Supplies of TP and food have been replenished quickly, masks are hard to get though.
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you are just lagging behind a bit poland
everyone used to laugh here too
now the retards hoard tp
"If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die with a clean ass, god damn it!"
Sorry, i meant to capitalize: "God." Forgot catho-fascist was watching (might try to take Trakai/Troki again for some reason if I don't)
Why don't you guys use bidet or sprayer?
Like I said, we had hoard-rush on the weekend when they announced quarantine laws etc.
What I do worry is the long term impact on economy. Guy from company that produces parts for Porshe and Skoda wrote everything is down 40% and gona get worse.
On the other hand, motor industry has been in deep shit for years.
>sprayer?
i actually do, it's cheaper and cleaner
I do but after I wipe my ass with TP.
I'm hardcore like that.
Fuckin' fancy SEA technologies...
We have a lot of trees with big leaves we can gather to use as toilet paper. Or put a hose on a faucet and use it to spray your asshole down like spraying down a n...
Anyway, I'm saying there are SOME(even if not very comfy) options.
WHY OH WHY IS SHITPAPER THE PRIORITY?! People should be buying canned food and pregnancy tests
>WHY OH WHY IS SHITPAPER THE PRIORITY?!
In Poorland we joke its because polesh shat themselves from fear.
Neat, and what is your take for the mass that still use tp? Also when you guys sweat, do your sweat in the ass crack smell like shit?? asking a genuine question here.
>you are just lagging behind
yes, like 50 years, because of communism
thank you nazis
I will go to the grocery in a few days and check
The only thing I really want is pasta and a few more hand soaps. Maybe a frozen pizza as well.
>Neat, and what is your take for the mass that still use tp?
I honestly cant imagine completly quitting using TP, I don't like literally wiping shit with my hand, water or not.
>do your sweat in the ass crack smell like shit??
Yes, it's a problem when i go out hiking for days, ass-hygene is important. I carry a pocket bucket.
Based Poland is based.
I don't which one is more jealous...Germany for being rich with empty grocery stores, or Lithuania for a full store but too poor to buy anything.
Should have fought against the communists then.
Skoda outsources out of Czech?
>IV 18
you are in the future?
>Maybe a frozen pizza as well.
Are there frozen pizzas in US that are actually eatable and not a gigantic shit?
None of the brands I tried are eatable here, at least for people with minimal respect for taste.
They all taste like eating colored cardboard.
Not the fag you reply to, but we did, there was an uprising, but with the giant uber-strong red army, there was no chance.
Last partizan got murdered in late 50's if I recall.
How many cases does Poland have anyway? Shops were fine last week but busier than usual, yesterday I finally saw empty shelves, the fucking pasta section was completely cleared out.
While in Gaythuania we're buying it, because we don't wanna smell shitty when the Polish catholic God takes us in after corona kicks our ass. Gotta look presentable for the szlachta to be able to pass through, you know.
Seems like that's the dominant fear here.
We made that mistake too, bro. General Patton knew soon after we got over there, that we fought the wrong enemy.
we did
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it's still your fault
I keked
Love you Lithuania, pls be safe
I think most modern cars are really made from parts from all over the EU, if not the world.
[240] infected [6] dead
Do Britons plan on lynching Boris?
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>General Patton
Was actually pretty based, best US General of modern times.
>Last partizan got murdered in late 50's if I recall.
Yes, sadly too little, too late.
go to fuck yourself faggot
I'm going to a nearby market in a few mins. I already got supplies but I'm gonna buy even more. I need them to last for at least 2 months.
Pretty sure Poland had the mass of it's forces and was a lot more focused on fighting Germany. Because there's a message in the Kaunas presidential museum that Lithuania had received from the German government about how Poland had moved the mass of it's forces to the west and that Lithuania can re-take Vilnius with ease. Lithuania refused to backstab tho.
> Lithuania refused to backstab tho
then give Wilno back
>I don't like literally wiping shit with my hand, water or not.
I see
Would not be surprised, my dude. Nowadays most volvos are made in China(look it up). A lot of volkswagen parts are made here in Lithuania(we have several companies making those)
Only when you give back Danzig to the Germans and explain why you also took Trakai/Troki when it was overwhelmingly Lithuanian, my Polski friend^^
same here. I just came back from local Lidl, stores are full, people stayed at home.
Half an hour ago.
2 grandmas on a street corner biding who will die first:
- woo, when it hits me I'm gona die for sure!
- girl, Im like, almost 80 years old, Im done!
- lady, I have astma, surely it will get me
((old women))
I mean no wonder just look at WARSAW.
Also, I don't mean they ever abandoned the clain on Vilnius. By "refused to backstab" I mean they refused to use Poland's vulnerable state to quite literally backstab someone who was fending off an invasion on anther front to take territories.
I'm afraid of my grandfather ;( he is 96
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you mean for?
Kek. Still on street corner at that age when it's an official pandemic doe. Maybe they're looking forward to it?
yes, I meant I'm afraid for. misspelled that one
Nice too see that they are not that different from ours
>listen user, I'm 77 already and...
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>96
He's seen some shit.
yes, he has. He is still very active, for instance he writes books. Grandpa is upset he can't go outside because of corona-chan ;(
is that dubai?
Good for him. That's the key, being active at that age.
>WHY
npcs gonna npc
Are krauts obediently staying home/avoiding crowds?
Also, funny how Sarkozy, Merkel & Johnson changed their minds 180 degrees in just few hours, from keeping borders open to full lockdown.
BoJo did not change anything. They just keep the old ones at home. Other than that is as usual.
I live next to warsaw uprising vet, 93yo. In good health cause he lives active life.
Daily reminder that lack of movement is death.
>Are krauts obediently staying home/avoiding crowds?
Not really, they are still going outside and act like it's nothing, for the most part atleast (apart from buying all the noodles and TP).
Also: nice repeating digits.
just a flu bro
warned and supplied my closest loved ones more than a month prior
regional white trash still has an occasional chuckle when i walk by, but every day i see more concern and less laughs
Seriously, how can anyone doubt that such a CITY will lack food and other necessary products.
Warsaw is literally the most developed and modern city in Europe, it's like Seoul, Shanghai and Chicago in one settlement.
>why you also took Trakai/Troki when it was overwhelmingly Lithuanian
Because we have a proverb in Polish "bierz dupę w Troki" (take your ass to Trakai) which means "get away from there" so it's a very important town for our culture.
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WTF? It's the large cities that run out of food the fastest in case of emergency, how old are you, don't you know anything about logistics and supply chain?
You're so naive. Just look at the skyscrapers and tell me if you really imagine that CEOs residing on the 40th floor of a 200m glass tower who make $100,000/year could starve?
When there's a big crisis the capital city is always supplied better than other towns, this is very important for stability of the state. During martial law in Poland people from all over Poland flocked to Warsaw to buy necessary stuff.
This is not communism, supplies come not by government order, but from giant distribution centers, you know, those big buildings you see from back seat when you drive with parents on the highway.
>but from giant distribution centers
and they will supply these places where money is
and where money is? in Warsaw, obviously
>skyscrapers
>food & toilet rolls
>cuties
God bless Poland.
don't forget uber eats