A salami akchbar Yas Forums why hven't you converted to islam?

A salami akchbar Yas Forums why hven't you converted to islam?

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salami jihad brother, i have

alaykum assalam.
might as well do so soon desu

I'm not an incel

That is good to hear my brother I may have had to pray for allah to smite you if you hdn't

Stop posting wh*tewashed instagram filter images of Felix Al-Kjellbergi ok?

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I really like alcohol and pork

Can islam cure me from Corona?

Allahs love cures all ailments.

because I'm scared of taking that first step. What if I fail?

just pray 5 times a day

i will only convert if i get a cute hijabi gf. I wont be one of those suicide bombing incels

I have

I don't convert, I was born as a muslim (alhamdulillah akhi)

Belize? What happens there?
Leave the religion and then join up again.

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Why would you fail? Allah eases the path of the believers.

yeah pork is one of the most historic European meats
why would I give that up for a variant of a Jewish religion

smelly kuffars being gay

>He doesn't want to give up pork for Jannah

Brother, we are of same religion, surely you could spare some land and let me migrate

Mahomet was a servant of Satan

>implying jannah is a real place and not a utopia conceived by the hallucinations of a sandnigger pedo

No pork and no foreskin is an awful combo that only morons would subscribe to

>Jannah

For a while I thought you made a jannie joke

Cuz I love taking baths

Yil'an dinkum

So does every "Muslim" that stays in a western country

How strict is islam? I just wanna LARP so I can get legal concubines. Do they really check if you eat pork or not?

>muh oriental philosophy bro, soooo deep
lol. Islam is just a collection of corrupted christian and hebrew stories and a bunch of retarded unnecessary rules. There’s barely any spirituality and its bullshit.

So you are muslim?

Muslims are the most hygienic group of people on earth

What about the 72 virgins?

what is it with Indians and total lack of self awareness

I’d like to be a muslim but I’m too smart and educated

Mashallah death to israel

kul khara

Why yes the local pork inspector will inspect your fridge and penis. What do you think?

oh dear oh deary me

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Alhamduillah

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>How strict is islam?
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Not strict at all.

Weird time to be alive

>went to mecca 16 years ago
>saw a qt 11/10 in grand mosque, the one with kaaba
>never saw anyone could compare not in real life on internets ever since
>I might have seen an angel

What Race/ethnicity was this angle?

not German that's for sure

Help me help me help me

whats gong on?

MOOR

Right angle

Wait, women are allowed in the most holiest of places? Dropped

Not german.

Highly possible

based

Truly the superior race.

BASED

Maybe a few hundred years ago and even then people like the Norse were way more autistic about it. Almost everyone today is more hygienic. Which is pretty obvious because most muzzies are impoverished shitskins.

No ranjoop, you can't cope your way our of it

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What are the perks and disadvantages? I don't drink and I might be able to quit pork. If I have to pray and go to mosque that's just not going happen.

can allah cure my ligma?

Who's allah?

Lmfao
He looks like a cute lesbian in this one

deez nuts you gay bitch looooooool

Cause I won't follow satan

Islam is mean