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Do you think his families dirt piles dig themselves?

all smiles

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I think we need to see the opportunity in Coronavirus
This is one of those rare moments in life where you have a real free pass to redefine yourself
Change hobbies, job, religion, everyone will accept it without a blinking eye

business idea: Louisiana-style crawfish restaurant named "the occajun"

>"im not seething"
>comes into a new thread and seethes his little heart out
SQUEALING

Anybody else reckon people give less of a shit about celebrities than 5 odd years ago?

moved out of his mums house into a basement and has realised despite the independence it’s not all it’s cracked up to be
that’s the actual reason given

yeah and people are starting to give less and less of a shit about sports and major sports players
just seems like everyone was getting a bit sick of it

Just remembered a post from a few months ago some user saying that surgical masks will become fashion soon

dangerous and downright stupid

G’day boys how are we this arvo
Me? Really lovely here (weather wise)

this post means nothing to non-yanks so im not sure why you'd post it here

>homeless are being rounded up everywhere

Haha based

People spending less time in front of the ol' idiot box.
This is a good thing.

It gives us the opportunity to put incels to sleep.

Doing a poo

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Literally me

toiling from home as of tomorrow
dont think i'll actually be doing any work though haha

Read an article about how during the Spanish Flu in 1918 masks became a fashion statement
Saw some cool photos of de lads with skull and crossbones and cool patterns drawn on theirs

Hairline going like this but nowhere near as good looking. Genes have fucked it.

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me? angry? me a man angry from the words of a limp wristed bender, jesus christ mate you've never had it in you once to even come close to test my metal, i know who you are you virgin

it seems some lads would rather die a virgin

Even a month ago to get a box through Amazon was 60 bucks or wait a month.
Doesn't matter though because they only stop your sneezes if you're sick not the virus getting in

who fucking cares

Literally every single character in borderlands 3 is female

What the fuck

pic of the very tip of your cock please lad

lol seethe harder copelord

>tfw no quarantine gf

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I've definitely noticed less of a general appeal when it comes to movie stars. Most of this was probably due to them spouting off political opinions every 20 minutes which didn't mesh with their fans' lives.

you are right. Been "toiling" from home since yesterday

Yeah not bad
Want to go shopping but can't be fucked with the state of the lines at Woolies these last few days
Might just break out the emergency pasta supplies

How come theres never a /brit/ digits editi9n?

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out of bread products except for a bit of pita
low on paper towels
could use some more fresh vegetables too

>In a bucket of trash, the jewels shine all the brighter.

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so?

shut up with your yank replies mate, ive backhanded you around Yas Forums for months, all you can do is report me and that constantly fails, your little pea brain boiling as usual

Yall cant handle them or what?

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you're like 0 for 7 at this point

i will and ive come to terms with it

seethe lmao

honestly what's the likelihood of partandparcel man losing in london

anyone actually quite scared at this moment in time

0

anyone remember the cuckio meme

most people in here are over 18 lad

where em lives

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is there a rope i havent had you on

What does it feel like to be gay? Literally cannot imagine not being sexually attracted to women. Boggles the mind.

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COVID-19 IS A MYSTERY

INFECTING ALL THE EYE CAN SEE

CORONA MAKES A FOOL OF HISTORY

YESTERDAY IS SO LONG AGO

CORONA INFECTS EVERYBODY YOU KNOW

TOMORROW IT WILL BE ME

I SEE THE VIRUS IN THE SAND

TIME TO FIND OUT WHO WILL DIE

MUTATION

MUTATION

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you are seething, aren't you lad? haha seethe more

don't worry; I love you

No chance, unless he dies.

I see those trips and i raise you these

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no
selfish boomers are fucking up everybody elses' lives to save their own skin

Just shave it, bro. Stop being a fucking pussy and worrying about looking like a pretty boy.

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cant fathom finding that attractive

get this goof outta here

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No longer doing a poo don't want to get my donger out Infront of me mum

So do I. See loads of people with same hairline

There will literally never be another Tory Mayor of London
In the future it'll always be between a Labour wog and some Commie independent wog whose platform is based on more tennis tables in youth centres.

sad really
would've thought the 'rona might have some effect

I see a set of chebs and my pee pee gets stiff. can't help it

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never thought about it like that

>quick we need infinity billion dollars to save us 1 last time before we die of natural causes anyway

the hairlet cope

U gunna tell jannies?

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