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>2007 was 13 years ago

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first for snailchan
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Fucks with me too

Don't worry boomer

wuflu kill u soon

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is there anything i can do to past the drug test?
last time i smoke was on sunday

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haha ur fucked lol

Trying to set up Demon's Souls emulation.

you can buy fake urine (or real urine from a clean person)
just microwave it for a few seconds before you go, and wrap a glove warmer around it. that will insure that the sample is delivered at an appropriate temperature.
I've used fake piss successfully three times.

Jodete pinche drogadicto

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El wey es pendejo.

tranquila mija

No mames.

are you guys scared of coronavirus?

normie trash

Nope.

Well, I've been 'fraid of changin'
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Even children get older
And I'm gettin' older, too

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Corona-Chan is such a naughty girl

Not directly. Worried about old relatives, and not being able to change my ways under isolation

do heroin, only last in system like 4 days at most. itll override everything, including your willpower

No

honestly a hard hitting, deep fucking song.

no fun allowed

Is this the digits edition?

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Prove it

If not it is now

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swing and a miss

just coomed

I'm worried about my parents, my dad's 73 and my mom's a smoker

I've been staying constantly drunk during the quarantine to quell my anxiety

maybe when they see im an educated young man they will ignore my small weed consumption

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Show it

Swing at these tyrone

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haha woah, this the new one?

I already cleaned up

Are you stuck on loop?

what the fuck does that mean?

Watching JAV?

hes posted vocaroos a couple times

Lesbian pussy sucking, as always
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Coronabucks soon

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CH’EA

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being a functional dopefiend is no easy task, but ive perfected it by now. thanks for making it so easy mehico

gross fuck

I think lesbian pussy sucking is hot and you will never change my mind

i have man boobs

i love eating pussy
is that gay?

No it's normal, pussy is great

i love eating dick
is that gay?

yes
no

Cannibal

Based

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went out for a drive. roads seemed pretty empty, was comfvee

i used to be an ancap

you are from guadalajara and it shows
why do you think ppl are so gay here?

Loser druggie

i dont think we are any more gay than the rest of the country desu

Puto

Don't think I passed the criminal background check for that job. They said I'd hear from them in 2-3 days, it's been a week.

suck a toe

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how big do you want your ideal gf's boobs to be?

Chupame la vagina.

B I guess. I don't really care about tits, just ass

Gonna start talking to a girl who seems to like me and if I confirm that she likes me I’ll leave my gf because now I’m afraid of being alone

Have you commited crimes?

ive seen way more gay ppl here than anywhere else
everytime i go out i see at least 1 gay dude
and one time i was on chapu i saw a lot of them

>B I guess. I don't really care about tits, just ass

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Kinda gross way to go about it.

I was found guilty on two separate occasions for crimes I may or may not have committed.

Guadalajara is gay paradise

Yeah I know but I don’t care

I can't stop you

nothing wrong with trading up, sometimes you just find an all around better person.

sex havers

yes, send help

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i am, but i never stood a chance anyway. i grew up in cars and hotels. saw my best friend get shot in the head 3 feet away fom me when i was 14. got gangraped when i was 12. got forced to take heroin when i was 10. never went to school, and other awful things. dopefiend by atleast 15 years old. need dope to cope.

Thats BS. If you mat not commited then u should be clean.

underrated feel: when you take off your shoes after wearing them for a while and gently scratch your soles with your fingernails through your socks. it sort of tickles, but it feels wonderful

It's just specifically circling around a potentially new partner before breaking up. Dumping to find better is fair game in my opinion.

Help is on its way

You are guilty until proven innocent in the US. It doesn't matter though, I'll find something else, or I could even be jumping the gun, I just thought that I would hear back from them by now.

Stop posting the same images over and over

Need help. Please send link.

Some people plead guilty just to get it over with because they wait in jail for a trial so long.

Is sad. I am sad now.

after roofing all day, getting hom and taking the boots off, it is heavenly. dont even got to touch em, having the hard soled steel toes off after such intense labor feels glorious. god tier feel

My girlfriend literally won’t stop texting me. I get she’s freaked out, we all are. But I can’t be texting with hurry 8 hours during the day, it’s driving me nuts

Why cant mexidus ever get digits?

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curse those who only adopt kittens. even 9 year old kitties need love.

Because I've been sick for weeks now. It's completely free under pretty much all health insurance in the states.

show me dubs, boys

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