/brit/

well it looks like we're over the worst of it now, new cases and deaths dropping rapidly, italy and china cured
time for the next meme

I'd die for anyone in any of the Commonwealth Realms except C*nadians.

ooo, do thanks in /brit/ next

Rather die than live like a runt scurrying away every penny living in my mums house paying fuck all keep

Cant fathom the mindset or why it's so pervasive in this general

hahaha paedophiles

Predictions:
Australia rejoins the empire in 2030
Empire takes back Africa by 2040
All non-Anglos genocided by 2050
Screencap this post

What does 2d feet smell like?

mlm toil for me
5th day now

anything good on to watch atm?
need a series to get lost in while everyone is buy dying

can't come soon enough. I'm in need of a new laptop and can't be arsed to work for it

>we're not all going to die

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I want to fuck her so bad

way
LOL

What's the official /brit/ take on South Africa (2020)?

i always imagine it would be alike a freshly opened bin bag just off the roll, or gardening gloves that you havent used in a while
clean, but also, not

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good goy, but unironically

>Places like /r/unitedkingdom are more fucking representative of modern reality
The same /r/UK which has such a feeble grasp on the feel of the nation it predicted (not even, actually outright declared) Brexit losing and Corbyn winning, twice.

coronavirus won't even be as bad as swine flu

>/r/
Stopped reading there, I suppose you're still waiting for the youth surge to save labour.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE
PEOPLE AREN'T EVEN PANICKING
WKAE UP SHEEPLE

A mealy mouthed reply

prediction: wolves wins the next season

Why are you cucks loyal to some poor grim shithole on the other side of the planet?

You jest but this is serious

>africans are the most mongrel race on earth followed closely by arabs

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YEWT KWAKE COMING
WE KNOW DIS NATION
WE REPRESENT
CORBYNISTAS FUCK THE EMPIRE

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

WHEN I GET OLDER
I WILL BE STRONGER

Just been rewatching the original series of Connections me
The first episode is quite topical give the ongoing so-called
And after that, The Day the Universe Changed

I'm only half joking. We probably are quite fucked

I explained it a few times but your brown skin stops you being abled to read such based posts
Sorry

what are the symptoms like?

panic bought about 24 cans of tuna tomorrow

i wanna die with dignity
i am ready
my body is ready
my mind is ready
i have no fear

Back from the shops just now
No peas
No weetbix
No tinned tomatoes of any kind
About 3 tins of tomato soup left
Butcher running low
Grim

Any citizen of any nation that has flown the Union Jack at any time is my countryman.

Really wish I was a cute twink with a bombshell gf

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Why didnt you take a bullet for your uncle?

anger muscles and elevated blood pressure

so fucking lonely i want to drive my Renault megane off a cliff

It is larping because most australians irl are unironic turbo yanks in every way except caring about personal freedoms
The Australian relationship with the UK barely even exists right now besides meme cultural 'values'
The sad truth is once the proportion of ethnics reach critical mass in either country the anglosphere will become a footnote in chinese and Indian textbooks

Mental how people that live as far away from Britain as it's possible to be are more British than many people living in Britain.

That was pretty crazy to see (second hand through /brit/ if I'm being honest)
And I thought the schism between online & offline was closing up too

done him

So like plastic? I was thinking (in the perfect world) it would always have that musk that people have when they first wake up, but at all times of the day regardless of how hot it is

Unironically wish that the IRA killed my uncle. God knows the subhuman g*rman fuck deserves it.

Can't wait to move into my new flat

I know 1 other person was completing for it but I hope my good credit history will give me the edge

Get a job

do having high test translates into having high success with women?

Would you rather spend a year in Peru or Russia?

Wonder how the term bombshell came about

VF freak

The Irish, Londonese and North Americans are bitter when they see commonwealth camaraderie
They will never know what it feels like to identify with anything real
They simply have culture based on hatred, bitterness and cringe
We nearly went down the same path, but were saved and became on of the best places on the planet in no time at all

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This whole virus thing doesn’t even feel real
I know it is though, it is a black cloud ready to unleash death and suffering upon the masses

I just want this to be all over want to be able to sleep well again

Every good cliff is patrolled 24/7 by chaplains these days
You reckon you'll make it past them?

Yes redditors are retarded but I said MORE representative of reality, not even saying I like it you mongs.
You see redditors in the street. Your coworkers browse Reddit in the office. And liberal ideals are seemingly inevitable, i.e. diversity and political correctness and anti-patriotism.
We're lucky we've got the boomers keeping right wing governments in power across the Anglosphere at the moment, but in 20 years it's all gonna tumble down.

its a specific scent
but yes
hope and reality are different though, and if anime were reality we wouldnt be able to choose
its why anime should always be in our imaginations

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Have you seen any open restaurants/cafes?

australia? dont care
wogs? dont care
nonces? dont care
america? dont care
ireland? dont care
Lancashire? now thats something i can care about, the home of the saxon the tall strong male bred to put sword to wogs, vicious in battle

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

As a Queenslander I strive for and expect nothing but brotherhood with my norfeners

>muh commonwealth

I'm sure you feel the same way about the Kenyans, Indians, Tongans, and Jamaicans right rorke?

Peru. Not sure i would get along with russians.

had a kinda constipated shit earlier and my arsehole still feels sore from squeezing that shite out

Hawai'i remains a special partner in the Commonwealth project.

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im a lancashire man

Maybe your coworkers

havent been since friday because im sick

wtf is a rorke?

>We're lucky we've got the boomers keeping right wing governments in power across the Anglosphere at the moment, but in 20 years it's all gonna tumble down.
The increasingly rare communist said for the 1000th time that century.

the soy man cries out as he strikes you
unable to understand anglo pride he turns to viciousness and assault

I don't know enough about Kenya to make an assessment but I love the others and would die for them.

Your mum

International air travel was a mistake

Is it Lancastrian power hour then

me

Yes but the vast majority of your *actual* countrymen don't feel the same way.
You guys are living in the past. I mean I like it, but you're living in the past.

This nig gets it

is queensland the norf of australia? because i'm a queenslander and i hate the norf

My antipodean bruver.

racist spork
its leftypols attempt to make racist right wing people out to be useless like a spork (pic related)

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Hospitality is 4% of UK GDP and actually the 3rd largest sector. If that goes as bad as people are predicting, the entire country goes into a deep recession and millions loses jobs.

It's crazy that people don't realise how massive hospitality is.

wonder when we'll start seeing adverts make reference to the virus

Diversity and political correctness is all right wing debate me

Thank you for telling me about my country that you have never been to, don't live in and seemingly despise

why are these lefty clowns always on different flags, how hard is it to not get banned all you have to do is not be a drip, but i digress some people are just born drips, clowns, rejects

non-whites can't be goth

Part Churchill part Salisbury

Have been for a few days now

You're wrong, northerners are by far the nicest people outside of the state

steak and a cigar?

Leave the cities and you'll find people haven't even decimalised their measurements

cant even fit in on an anonymous image board these people

brits like to give names to people of certain political/cultural persuasions
rorke = far right leaning man who likes pints
rasheed = pakistani man with left wing politics
tarquin = posh person
deano = young adult man about town with a rolex watch and an audi that are both on finance

Aussies like the boot almost as much as brits apparently

Yeah tons of our workers are causal so no gaurenteed hours so they just don't have any work for however knows long
Great for the old economy isn't it with stocks crashing and burning aha

What's Northern Territory Australia like?

Haven't said a negative word about Australia once in my posts you dull cunt.
Fuck off, I've repeatedly said I WISHED there was still a deep relationship between the Commonwealth, I've just stated that there isn't and never will be again.

Queensland elected that senator that blamed the muslims after the christchurch shooting so I reckon so.

ahahahah

Are you an anarchist?

There was Barney McGee from the banks of the Lee
There was Hogan from County Tyrone
There was Johnny McGurk who was scared stiff of work
And a man from Westmeath called Malone
There was Slugger O'Toole who was drunk as a rule
And fighting Bill Treacy from Dover
And your man, Mick MacCann from the banks of the Bann
Was the skipper of the Irish Rover

Think Britain owned Hawaii for not even very long, a long time ago, so it's a bizarre thing for them to be having. I like it though.

queensland is like norf crossed with florida
it's like benidorm but on crack

pauline hanson? she's been around for yonks

only boot you'll be getting is mine when the ira larps again and i join the army to go over and give you all a smacking

Remember seeing a news segment about an aussie social worker who did crystal meth socially hope he's dead now

And a small glass of bourbon beside a roaring fireplace.

Desert populated by Chinks (they literally own the capital) and Aboriginals.

Imagine getting stabbed by an abo but it's 250k people spread over a place bigger than most countries

No

t. licks the boot of a gay paki
Nah it was a man, he got egged.

Then you're a bootlicker.

Are you implying Queensland is good or bad?

FOY

bought some vodka when i could've bought some tequila
why did i make this decision

Never been to Australia
Never been to New Zealand
Set foot in the Ontario wilderness for a few days, never met a Canadian
Never been to Britain
Never even been to New England
Post in /brit/ every day

you were absolutely seething last thread lol
>REEE THEYRE AMERICANS THEY THINK 100 YR OLD BUILDINGS ARE COOL LOL WHAT NERDS THEY FUCKING THINK THEYRE SO GOOD JUST LIKE THE AMERICANS REEEEE

Want to put some new photos on my tinder but don't want all the girls I've ghosted to see it in the "matches" tab and know I was ghosting them lads

Bit of a tough one

yes

lmao the mighty british army couldn't stop a few plasterers from South Armagh doing anything they wanted and had to be choppered in and out of their outpost

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would love to follow in my family tradition of shooting the irish

Not a drop of alcohol in my rented apartment
That's how I like it, drinking should be outside not inside.

Aw yeah mate BASED Fraser Anning.

we respect pedophiles here.

Today is the day I fully relinquish all degeneracy and dedicate myself fully to the cause of white nationalism: no more imageboards, no more drugs, no more cigarettes, no more alcohol, no more pornography. It is time to cultivate inner strength, to educate myself, to galvanise myself physically, to raise myself beyond the financial duress of the ZOG system.

A beautiful woman, children, self sufficiency and a fine patch of land is all I could ever ask for. G’luck lads.

Britain never governed Hawaii. The Hawaiian monarchs were literally just teeaboos who unilaterally pledged allegiance to the British Crown.

mates are laughing at me for buying 24 cans of tuna but when theyre starving and im eating tuna whos really gonna be laughing

Oh, Fraser Anning
He's bankrupt now I think

Never get a (You) either haha