/brit/

This. They've got brighter futures on their own.
Although I do support freedom of movement just so I could get out of this shit hole asap

just been to asda and the shelves are empty, there isnt a fucking famine people need to calm down all i wanted was some chillis to make chilli con carne

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Got back from the chippy m8, will be shipping out your orders via dhl. Post your adresses

think you typed canada when you meant the UK mate

Got sent home early from work

shan't be heading into the office no more until further notice

gsgs are based though

fixed

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same here lad, was proper weird walking in and not being able to find a loaf of fucking bread. you'd think it was the end of the world. state of these lot.

Love inverted nipples me

UN veto
5th largest economy
Nuclear defence
Bottomless supply of people of every skill level
2nd largest financial city in the world

dont canadians pay like 30$ for a chicken and we are dead weight heh please kid PLEASE keep begging the eu for money like the bitches you are kid

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its fuggin habbeding and you can't say anything to convince me otherwise

This guy has been playing too many

i.imgur.com/0aQiYlo.mp4

>he actually believes those pictures
luke warm IQ at work

k x

Went to get chicken earlier and there was no uncooked chicken in tesco, the co-op or scotmid. Had to get precooked chicken instead, things are looking grim.

lad there was 1 load of warburton 50/50 in the entire shop

>Bossman lecturer sends out email saying "The uni are looking into online exams. The questions are released on Canvas, We write down our solutions on a piece of paper, Take a pic with our phones and send them before the 3 hours conclude."
>I went to his office today to tell him "That's a fucking horrible idea"
>I said it's unfair because it's obvious that people are just going to come together and complete the paper whilst copying each other
>I would get screwed myself because I'm an incel with no friends (didn't mention this part to him though)
>He says this word for word "You're such a grass *chuckles*"

What the fuck
The guy sounds like he came straight from Oxfordshire and he called me a grass.
Fuck uni

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Bit early for the janman aren't we? Previous thread hasn't 404ed yet

people thought it was happening during swine flu and ebola but it wasn't happening

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Nice virus u lil bitch

stolenmusic.bandcamp.com/track/why-we-chose-to-die-in-berlin-mark-reeders-dying-to-be-dancing-remix

>irrelevant
>dogshit debt ridden economy with no real wealth behind it
>American controlled
>lmfao
>4th at most

Name one (1) wrong thing I said.

the lefties seem to get all twisted when I say I'm applying for a European passport so I can keep my EU bennies even though I voted for Brexit

I always thought ed sheeran was irish. fucking hell the red hair meme is too strong and needs to end

>5'8
IT'S OVER

snitches get stitches

what a bizarre series of posts above me

Still months away from the peak

Don’t know how I’m going to deal with the fear and anxiety until then

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Based professor
You deserve to fail you little incel, just like you've failed at everything in life.

For me it's drunk chats with the mum

>Sheeran
Ah yes that pure Anglo name

x

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uhh that's clearly 3 months you dumb nonce

>opinion
>opinion
>opinion
>opinion
lacking facts here sweaty

Alright, that's it. I'm making a /brit/-list on spotify. Post some good tunes like you usually do

last time i did this she started telling me about the time she was almost gangraped at a party
not doing it anymore

kek

>Columbian
>Aussie
>Aussie
>Aussie
>Yank
>Yank
>Aussie

Real jf hours up in here

That's unmitigated though, would like to see how long it's going to be with control measures in place. Hope it's not the same.

>fear and anxiety

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wonder what angler flish tastes like
i bet the chinks know, they'll eat anything

he's from leeds

Top 5 rappers
Eminem
Marshall Mathers
Slim Shady
B-Rabbit
The white guy from D12

Oxygen:Exists
Eminem:We don't do that here

Corona: breaks out
Eminem: hold my lungs

"Corona is transferred through air."
Eminem : "I am not breathing."

Coronavirus: Infects people by the respiratory tract
Eminem: I'm about to end this man's whole career

47 year old rappers: retired
Eminem: explodes trends

My friend: what's the WiFi password
Me: back of the router
Back of the router: *fast part*

GOD: HUMANS MUST BREATH
Eminem: i dont

Nobody:
Eminem: rapes faster than my Wifi

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It will be even longer til ramp up because of the control measures

haha go on... x

Love Britain.

Shame it doesn't exist anymore though.

>it's not though
>mad how there's still 180+ economies smaller than ours if it's that easy
>it's not though
>from Can, Aus and NZ perspective it's true because their population if much smaller than ours
>not even close to true, NY and London constantly switch places as 1st and 2nd while Tokyo is a long way behind (and Paris is a long way behind that)

shut the fuck up french cunt

We're British.

rappers should all be killed

What's the best

Australian State
Canadian Province and
English County
?

They eat it in Japan

Queensland
Newfoundland
Rutland

These chicks dont even know the name of my band

walked in on mams suicide attempt when I was 9

>corporations
you mean the alphabet boys

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queensland
dont know
dont know

He sounds pretty based desu

leftypol seems to think they know how nuclear weapons work

explain where are the PAL links of the British Trident warheads then

>Queensland
>all shit
>Norfolk, Suffolk and Cornwall

mate why even bother responding semi seriously to a troll
doesn't matter what you say he will shitpost it back to you

Lancashire

she went to a house party full of people she didnt know, got too drunk, was put to sleep in a bedroom, woke up to all the boys surrounding her debating on whether to rape her or not

poo

genuinely think ive got the shanghai shivers lads

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Why are there so many Aussie larpers in /brit/ that imagine our countries are actually close in the 21st century?
Haven't been close since we abandoned them in WW2 and they fell under American influence

Australian state: Don't care
Canadian Province: Dont care
English County: Hampshire

Have you ever wanked to the memory of it

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literally anything: exists
china: oohh very tasty delicacy

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Tasmania
Don't care/shithole
Wales

Lancashire is the best

correct

Could easy walk the length and breadth of the UK

I’ll pray for you

listen to this and try to say it again
youtu.be/B1U9dfZwXfc

don't care
don't care
yorkshire

sick of going to the supermarket and seeing some fat middle aged ugly woman buying 20 packets of pasta
all these evil gluttonous souls will be punished

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alri geowizard

>Haven't been close since we abandoned them in WW2
literally no-one irl thinks that. the only anti-british people in australia are some aboriginals and chink immigrants

alri speedo mick

oh ok
youtu.be/O6ehKBczNA8

go play some gsg mate

Have a read. 2020 is a write off and most of 2021 one is as well. We're mothballing the economy.
imperial.ac.uk/news/196234/covid19-imperial-researchers-model-likely-impact/

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rappers should all be killed
hope it's alright i only listened to a sample because it was beginning to make my ears bleed x

didnt happen
its all rationed across australia and has been for a week
you arent turt turn your vpn off

no but i do sometimes have disturbing sexual dreams about her (now dead but not through 'cide)

We're all extremely close. SIGINT and mutual security/defence brings us together.

WA
BC
Leeds

Bunch of sister and cousin shaggers in Norfolk init bit flat too

all women should be crushed into a massive cube

victoria
british COLOMBIA
cornwall

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most people deserve to die tbf

what anglo countries are the best?

England/britain
Australia
new zealand

braindead article

not in summer hill
over this corona nonsense it's so pathetic but at least I'm getting paid to stay home and play cod

Do you reckon turt pouts his lips when he is taking pictures of himself

quebec would be great if there were no french canadians there

COWORKERS CALLED ME A FREAK AGAIN

will show them when I get a cough and I cough over their lunches

Victoria is hell on earth.
t. lived in Victoria for a year

Done 100 miles in 5 days with my house on my back

m8 get off the internet and into the real world so you can lose your historic imperialist delusions.
I've basically lived in Australia. I've spoken to Australians. There's no connection.

>Lackey St.
>Summerhil

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what anglo countries are the best?

England/britain
Australia
new zealand
ireland

All of them.
People talk about GDP and HDI but the real best way of determining which countries are best is Anglo Per Capita (APC)

Wish I a cute twink with a bombshell gf but instead I’m big and hairy and manly and thus an incel

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cheers karen

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I HAVE lived in New Zealand and there is

Best hunting in the world
Melbourne sucks and people from Gippsland are thick as shit though
Grand old time for someone who limits social interaction though

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The elites are getting us used to the idea that viruses will roll in year after year wiping us out in waves

Planned depopulation

i can tell from your accent that you're southern australian

Well there wouldn't be a connection between a Paki and an Australian would there.
Well except for the cricket.

based
still looks like that
love summer hill me

>same government
>same head of state
>same history
>mostly the same culture
>massive military agreements
>There's no connection

t. nigger

how so? it's the least tropical of your territories besides tasmania

we drink tea and say cunt lol we're briddish now canzuk when

>probably had the coronavirus
yes i'm sure you probably had the 0.000001% or something cov-19 of nov/dec 2019

Canada looks really noce but the thought of a brown bear ripping me limb from limb is not great.
At least brown snakes and red backs want fuck all to do with you and you can just stay out the water to avoid sharks and the saltys in Australia.

Would be a good time to legalise ganja growing

>I've basically lived in Australia. I've spoken to Australians
well ive basically been to the moon and talked to aliens

Darkies born and raised in England fucking seethe at the fact there's people who've never stepped foot in the UK but are intrinsically more British than them without even trying

Imagine if corona just never went away and this was just what it was like forever until we all died

Whats that Barilla rice pasta called

this is the peaks with various interventions under shorter term herd immunity/mitigation strategy

even the combo of 3-4 strategies completely overloads the NHS, so instead they're opting to crush the peak ASAP and for as long as necessary aka suppression

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if the courts are closed how the FUCK am I meant to fight rentberg
theyre jsut telling me to wait to hear more

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okay so i had corona and it's over now. now what? am i immune? didnt get any information other than stay inside lol

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Being forced to work as a chimney sweep and down coal mines from age 5 probably did it wahey.

> There's no connection.
is a bit harsh but australians are more culturally simliar to americans
the only english speaking country we actually have a relatively homogenous culture with is, unsurprinsigly, ireland

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY SONGS

the normos cannot and just won't leave me fucking alone at work

It's cold and wet, and everyone's dumb.

>Wish I a cute twink with a bombshell gf
unironically me

fuck off zo3y

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nope

oh no no NO NO NO NO NO
This is a national travesty

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holy BASED

Reckon you're pretty much fucked if a grizzly bear gets the drop on you. Its uncommon though. Basically, you would need a gun.

Why do people fake laugh so much can't stand it

anyone seen the youtube video called irish people try british foods, like they dont have tesco and like they dont have jaffa cakes, larping cunts

Australian Civil War NOW!

t. cecelia from dishonored

>down coal mines from age 5
Aussies still do this haha
Mind you they get paid a mint for it.

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anyone else proper fucking hate yanks sooooo much

It's quite possible that a bunch of people did have it around then

the ska band Madness is the greatest contribution to music that England has made

FREAK FREAK FREAK FUCKING FREAK

just leave me alone

Did a bunch of drugs and its changed how I laugh

>is a bit harsh but australians are more culturally simliar to americans
Categorically untrue. There's a lot of similarities to America on the surface. Visually spekaing it's a newer country with more land, wider roads, bigger shops etc.
That's why people who have never lived here make this dumb assumption. The Aussies are certainly more Americanised, but there are 100% without a doubt more British than American.
t. lived in Wales, England, Victoria, Switzerland and Germany

You really had it?

How are you alive?

Not true, that would be the ska revival band ‘The Beat’

another brit episode where poeople who have never left the country and probably haven't met more than one australian tell try to tel lme about how culturally simliar we are to australians. they are far more culturally simliar to americans than us, yes obviously being anglophone there is more between australia and us than latvia and us but genuinely france and the uk have more cultural simliarities than australia and the uk

Canzuk is based were the same stock that goes a lot deeper than sharing some shite government

Nah just give them a swift kick to the happy sacks and down they go.
Reckon I could take 2 at once me.

Its a nervous, neurotic tick.

Reckon if that video is real they arent trying jaffa cakes and your just another seething angloid

My local co-op the shelves are full *except* for bog roll. The bog roll shelf is completely empty. If I run out, I guess I'll just have to jump in the shower after every shit. Not the end of the world. A minor inconvenience.

might pick one of these bad boys up

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i don't know about that, will listen

Genuinely well done post mate, with several strong (and fair) assertions
Pretty much and end-of there

>Basically, you would need a gun
Yeah mate 100%
Would slotting a brown bear in the head with a 9mm a few times just piss it off or would it die? As in, do you need to walk about with a shotgun/rifle to be sure the beast goes down?

Yes. I tested positive since a person in my dorm had it and was told to stay inside. First I didn't feel anything then I laid down to nap and I woke up with a burning fever. The fever lasted 2 days and towards the end I coughed a lot. Then I coughed for a few days and it went away.

I'm pretty sure the Australians telling you you're wrong know more about Australia than you.

>haha oi lads what if we made a sausage sandwich yeah except apart from 2 pieces of bread, you just fold one over
ah yes, australian ingenuity

Cheadle is fallen

‘Save It For Later’ is their most conventional track but I think is one of the best songs of all time

Might buy a power rack and barbell

Looks like this lockdown could last until at least June

That's the wrong "alphabet"

ONE STEP BEYOND

come to realise that brit girls really aren't much worse than northern european girls, there's really just as many pretty british girls as there are pretty german, dutch, scandi, etc girls and just as many ugly ones too

it's just med and slav girls that utterly mog british women

Here is the model with 5 months of suppression starting now, this would give us a smaller winter peak that still kills the NHS, so suppression will carry on indefinitely

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Got that PANDEMIC

complete denial you have the same obsession with the newly historic (anything over 100 years is wow so old), same hype vanity and desire to be the best, same "show off" culture, you're damn right visually you look very similiar random towns could be transplants from america to australia and vice versa. there is no subtetly in australian culture it is just like american all in your face
t. lived in england australia and america

UK-New Zealand relations effectively ended when we joined the EU and tanked their economy because we stopped buying their butter and they realised they couldn't count on us.

>you're not a deluded mong living in the past, therefore you must be a paki

Literally two separate countries forging our own paths.
We have the same Queen for now, but you're gonna become a republic and change your flag within 3 decades.

WELCOME TO THE HOUSE OF FUN

>Me
Smooches feet(female)
>You
Smooches man dick(male)